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  • ConversionTables
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    • Jan 2008
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

    It disgusts me the way those Indians try and hide their pornography behind false names like "Sama Kutra..." They're all half-demons.

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    • CaveManJoke
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      • Jan 2008
      • 62

      #17
      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE CONTAINED WITHIN)

      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
      I sincerely hope the ladies are staying out of this thread. Gentlemen, this picture fills me with righteous indignation:



      !
      Hmm *grunt* grog must sit. He is excited.Grog think Mrs. grog like too. Grog will try in 5 minutes but Grog must finish business with (Vile Link Removed) first. Grog really happy. oh grog forget, Man Hachet, grog think you be full of pencil led or pencil lead full at picture. Grog not sure. Grog read history. Grog red yes. History.Read. history good. Read. Kamasutraaas longer then that jesus mans.
      Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 01-03-2008, 12:28 AM. Reason: Vile un-Christian link removed

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      • RogueFilosifer
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        • Jan 2008
        • 20

        #18
        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Of course it turned out to be much worse. You may want to send her over to my residence after Sunday services Brother Hatchet. I'd like to get something straight with her.
        Seeing as she is a married lady, You should refrain from trying to "get something straight with her". I wouldnt trust you not to get your manhood straight with her and attempt rectification therapy to get the humanity out of her because, well in essence, what was "God"'s greatest gift to humanity? Well the answer my son is this, the FREEDOM to CHOOSE. By attempting to control her choices you are taking away "God"'s greatest gift from her, which is a right reserved for only the highest choir of angels and "God" itself. ("God" is an "it" by the way, giving it a sex only presumes knowledge unattainable as "God" is an omniscient existence known and understood only by its existence)
        My Fav Passage? Why Romans 1: 18-32 ofcourse!
        "18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them." It goes on to explain that this passage is not about gays, and that they wont burn in hell.

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        • tampons_rule
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          • Jan 2008
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          #19
          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

          im sorry, these positions, they just rock

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          • Sacha-DG
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            • Jan 2008
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            #20
            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post


            I literally cannot make heads or tails of this drawing. I don't know where one putrid Indian begins and the other ends. It looks like a disgusting, unsavory pile of human flesh. Unlike you, I am not accustomed to viewing pornography. NEVER question anything I write again, harlot. And my daughter's sex life IS my business. As my daughter, she is my responsibility. I will thrash her again without hesitation if she so much as applies too much eye liner. Any woman should be so lucky to have a loving and caring father like me.
            If you cannot even make sense of this drawing, I apologise dearly but I will have to consider all of your opinions void. Clearly, the woman is sitting atop the man's penis, lowering herself onto it. Although, understandably, the vagina appears to be at the back, It is simply a bad drawing.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
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              • Sep 2006
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              #21
              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

              Originally posted by Sacha-DG View Post
              If you cannot even make sense of this drawing, I apologise dearly but I will have to consider all of your opinions void. Clearly, the woman is sitting atop the man's penis, lowering herself onto it. Although, understandably, the vagina appears to be at the back, It is simply a bad drawing.
              First of all, I find your terminology offesive. Secondly, all of my opinions are fact. Lastly, I have circled the area where congress appears to be occuring. I do not see what you are describing. My best guess is that there is a third person in this despicable picture.
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              • gboybig
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                • Jan 2008
                • 7

                #22
                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                First of all, I find your terminology offesive. Secondly, all of my opinions are fact. Lastly, I have circled the area where congress appears to be occuring. I do not see what you are describing. My best guess is that there is a third person in this despicable picture.
                Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

                Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry) and the guy is putting it in while kind using one leg as a... seat i guess...

                So in other words... girl is nearly sitting.. she is straight... her legs are spread which makes it look like theres more than two people... thats wat i figure... but thats still.... a horrible and nasty picture

                I think i got it right though i dont know how thats sposed to work...

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                • Old Man Hatchet
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                  #23
                  Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                  Originally posted by gboybig View Post
                  Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

                  Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry) and the guy is putting it in while kind using one leg as a... seat i guess...

                  So in other words... girl is nearly sitting.. she is straight... her legs are spread which makes it look like theres more than two people... thats wat i figure... but thats still.... a horrible and nasty picture

                  I think i got it right though i dont know how thats sposed to work...
                  That's enough with the potty talk. If this keeps up, I will be forced to shut down the thread.

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                  • Sacha-DG
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                    • Jan 2008
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                    #24
                    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                    My sincerest apologies good sir! I shall now refer to them as 'naughty bits' as opposed to calling them by what they are actually called.
                    The bit you have circled is simply the woman's wrist and ankle. In Indian culture, it is not uncommon for a woman to wear bracelets or bangles with lots of bits dangling off of them.

                    The intercourse is occuring at the man's pelvis area or 'fun zone'.

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                    • Only time will tell
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                      • Jan 2008
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                      #25
                      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                      Originally posted by Sacha-DG View Post
                      The intercourse is occuring at the man's pelvis area or 'fun zone'.
                      hahaha fun zone XD

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                      • Brother McGregor
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 376

                        #26
                        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                        Well I am horrified.
                        Should it surprise me that people like Sacha Singh and Tampon Singh know what these "pictures" entail? Not at all...of course all unsaved louts copulate like dogs and use the same filthy positions to do so.
                        I was taught the missionary position (after matrimony of course) and trusting my soul and seed to God's guiding hand so that it found the object it was searching for.

                        Women getting pleasure? What nonsense is that? The only pleasure that should be derived from this carnal but needed act is her joy afterwards when she is making me a cup of tea. Her joy in knowing that her baby factory may have received the blessed shipment and may be beginning work on a new soldier for Christ...a British Republican Baptist soldier no less.

                        To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                        Proverbs 16:2
                        All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          A very nice young man
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                          Originally posted by Sacha-DG View Post
                          If you cannot even make sense of this drawing, I apologise dearly but I will have to consider all of your opinions void. Clearly, the woman is sitting atop the man's penis, lowering herself onto it.
                          What on earth would she want to do that for? The Good Lord gave us chairs for a reason! From armchairs to deckchairs and even the humble stool, the Lord saw fit to give us a wonderful array of sitting devices, precisely so that we would not be forced to squat on our fellow's unmentionables! Is this dot-headed harlot deliberately thumbing her nose at God?
                          Originally posted by gboybig View Post
                          Hmm... its pretty nasty looking but I THINK I figured out what they are trying to do think

                          Ok the girl is kinda...umm stradled i guess over the guy.. one leg on one side of him one leg on the other she has her head turned so she cant look him in the eyes (beings arabic girls are forced to marry)
                          I thought we were talking about injuns, not arabs. And what kind of beings are arabic girls forced to marry? Demons? Djinns?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Dhul Fiqaar
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                            #28
                            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                            People of Landover, may Allah the just, the merciful, look kindly upon you.

                            In Islam man and woman are for matrimony. Marriage is holy blessing from Allah. The Muslim may not take a wife from such as the Hindu!

                            The adulterer shall not marry save an adulteress or an idolatress, and the adulteress none shall marry save an adulterer or an idolater. All that is forbidden unto believers. Al-Qur'an 24:003

                            In this way the society of the believers is kept pure. I think Christian people and Muslim people have much things in common. There should be no hatred among Earth's children. People of Landover, let there be peace among man.

                            But I have problem with Hindu people. They perform the massacre of Muslim in a town name Gujarat. Very brutal massacre, with helpless women rape and then burn alive on bonfires. I ask, is this civilised behaviour?

                            Surely the Hindu is not approve of by Allah. It is better a jihad is made and the Hindu wipe out away from the face of the Earth. They are more low than dogs.

                            The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom. Al-Qur'an 5:033

                            This is clear, the Hindu is to be kill, or crucify until dead, or have hands and feet chop of. That is a good thing.

                            By the will of Allah.

                            Dhul Fiqaar

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                              Originally posted by Dhul Fiqaar View Post
                              In this way the society of the believers is kept pure. I think Christian people and Muslim people have much things in common. There should be no hatred among Earth's children. People of Landover, let there be peace among man.
                              Friend, putting towels on your head is almost as bad as doing unnatural things to a woman's backside. Cease and desist at once.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Hitoshi
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                                • Sep 2006
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                                #30
                                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                My best guess is that there is a third person in this despicable picture.
                                you are hundred percent correct
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