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Greetings fellow Christians!
My name is Pastor Pierre Perrier, and I am Senior Pastor here at ‘The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry’, Tampa, Florida.
Here at the JCUSLM we devote much of our time to teaching the KJV Bible to all our Undersea friends, and to great success! Yes, we give a whole new meaning to the slogan “Save the Whale”!
At the moment we are home to 7 dolphins, 3 porpoise, and a whale – all of whom are True Christians! Praise Jesus! And, just over a year ago, we opened our Ministry to ALL (paying) visitors! Glory!
Since then our dedicated team of Pastors and fish trainers have conducted 2 dolphin marriages and a porpoise wedding, been able to translate the KJV Bible into porpoise so that dolphins and other sea creatures can understand it, and are the first Ministry ever to ordain a Dolphin! Yes, you heard me right brothers and sisters in Christ – ORDAIN A DOLPHIN! Hallelujah!
At the moment our main attraction, Pastor Dinkie the Dolphin, teaches the children the joys of being saved, by jumping through 3 hoops, and balancing a beach ball on his nose – every time he hears the sweet name of ‘Jesus’! Glory!
We had 2 tiger sharks for a while, but they refused to abstain from shell-fish - so we had to organize a stoning! What fun! All the children got to join in! And they were able to learn, in a fun and child-friendly environment, why God hates people who eat shrimp, crabs, lobsters, crayfish, turtles, and other satanic crustations and shell-wearing creatures! (Leviticus 11:9-12, Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
So come on down to Florida, throw a few fish to Pastor Dinkie, and yell “Jesus”, and you too can witness how a fish can be saved!
Pastor Pierre Perrier
The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry
My name is Pastor Pierre Perrier, and I am Senior Pastor here at ‘The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry’, Tampa, Florida.
Here at the JCUSLM we devote much of our time to teaching the KJV Bible to all our Undersea friends, and to great success! Yes, we give a whole new meaning to the slogan “Save the Whale”!
At the moment we are home to 7 dolphins, 3 porpoise, and a whale – all of whom are True Christians! Praise Jesus! And, just over a year ago, we opened our Ministry to ALL (paying) visitors! Glory!
Since then our dedicated team of Pastors and fish trainers have conducted 2 dolphin marriages and a porpoise wedding, been able to translate the KJV Bible into porpoise so that dolphins and other sea creatures can understand it, and are the first Ministry ever to ordain a Dolphin! Yes, you heard me right brothers and sisters in Christ – ORDAIN A DOLPHIN! Hallelujah!
At the moment our main attraction, Pastor Dinkie the Dolphin, teaches the children the joys of being saved, by jumping through 3 hoops, and balancing a beach ball on his nose – every time he hears the sweet name of ‘Jesus’! Glory!
We had 2 tiger sharks for a while, but they refused to abstain from shell-fish - so we had to organize a stoning! What fun! All the children got to join in! And they were able to learn, in a fun and child-friendly environment, why God hates people who eat shrimp, crabs, lobsters, crayfish, turtles, and other satanic crustations and shell-wearing creatures! (Leviticus 11:9-12, Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
So come on down to Florida, throw a few fish to Pastor Dinkie, and yell “Jesus”, and you too can witness how a fish can be saved!
Pastor Pierre Perrier
The Jack Cousteau Underwater Sea Life Ministry
as you froggies are definitely passe' here in the US of A since y'all pansied-out on Iraq 
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