CURE FOR BEING A WOMAN FOUND!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

To those who said that women simply had to be endured, and could never be cured, I say ye "With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible." Mark 10:27. Also, in your face.

Praise the Lord! After extensive research, the Landover Baptist Primary Science and Tupperware Consortium(sm) has developed a new a new prosthetic that not only plugs the gaping anatomical void of the fairer sex, but actually allows them to have all the self-esteem, emotional stability, and higher earning power that comes with having their own "Lil' Tomba."



Using space age materials, developed by NASA, this feminine correction device or FCD will revolutionize life for millions of women and the men who must put up with them. Before long, even those cursed with biological womanhood can experience life to the fullest!



Yours in Him,
bab

[Nobar King]

Re: CURE FOR BEING A WOMAN FOUND!

Now all she needs is pants with an opening in the front.

[Talitha]

Re: CURE FOR BEING A WOMAN FOUND!

I saw this Thread and Prayed to Jesus that someone had found a cure for The Curse.
Sadly not.
My worry is that Lezbian Bulldykes will put this contraption to some abhorrent and Ungodly use in an effort to further their unnatural pleasures.

Of course, being a True Christian(tm) Lady of standing I have absolutely no idea how such an item works.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: CURE FOR BEING A WOMAN FOUND!

Dear Friends,

Now all she needs is pants with an opening in the front.

Unfortunately, the FCD does not bring women up to par with men as regards intelligence or preaching ability.

My worry is that Lezbian Bulldykes will put this contraption to some abhorrent and Ungodly use in an effort to further their unnatural pleasures.

We're hoping that, if anything, the FCD should be protection against lesbians. Lesbians hate men. The FCD makes women (a little) more like men. Therefore, QED, the FCD should make the women who wear it less attractive to lesbians.

There's still room to debate whether every True Christian™ school girl should be fitted with an FCD. After all, the FCD is in an experimental stage. But if it works as we hope it will (if I understand women at all) this could be the cure to the abnormality of the weaker sex we have so long sought.

Yours in Him,
bab