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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #16
    Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

    Originally posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil View Post
    Blow me shmuck.
    My my, a little edgy eh friend? I should ban you for this, but I think Jesus may have guided you to this forum, so I'll let you live (for now)

    But: [IMG ]file:///C:/Users/ud360a/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtml1/02/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]

    Do you really think anyone else in the world (except you) can see the image?

    Answer me that, and we'll take a dab at your, ahum, "logic".
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • 333OnlyHalfEvil
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

      Mistakenly copied dipshit. I copy and pasted those numbers from a Scrabble site. The picture was with it, I did see it therefor, didn't delete it. Now do you have anything to say about my argument so I can shoot that down? Huh wrinkly ass? And please, give me more infractions. You white trash piece of shit, if I ever met any of you mother fuckers I'd beat your asses. I'd take all of you mother fuckers and boot you right out of my country.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #18
        Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

        I'll infract you when I want to nancyboy.

        So, let me recap: you now admit that you were wrong, and that you just copied and pasted a bunch of junk from another website. Have you never tried to write down an original thought? Have you ever listened to Baby Jesus?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

          Can you print that list again? I didn't get it the first time.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • 333OnlyHalfEvil
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 13

            #20
            Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

            LoL I coppied the numbers, not what I had to say. You're fucking stupid and you have no reason to be alive. I'm sure if you actually listened to what Baby Jesus had to say, you would have come to the same conclusion I have.

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            • 333OnlyHalfEvil
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 13

              #21
              Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

              Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                Originally posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil View Post
                Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.
                We don't use logic friend. We use Faith!

                God commands us what to do and what not to do. He made a cool manual for us that is called the KJV Bible (1611). We follow his word to the T.

                If you have a problem with that, you have to take it up with God.

                Exodus 11:8
                All these officials of yours will come to me, bowing down before me and saying, 'Go, you and all the people who follow you!' After that I will leave." Then Moses, hot with anger, left Pharaoh.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • 333OnlyHalfEvil
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 13

                  #23
                  Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                  Fuck God, if this is what he spawns, then I'll have nothing to do with him. Do everyone a favor, and shoot yourselves before some one has to go to jail for doing it.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #24
                    Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                    Friend, as you are an expert in networking (BWAHAHA) you probably know that we have all the information we need to know who you are. So, making a few death threats is not the brightest thing you have done today.

                    I have given this information to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Sperman
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 31

                      #25
                      Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                      Originally posted by 333OnlyHalfEvil View Post
                      I work hard for 40 hours a week and attend college where I study a degree in Networking.
                      Cooooooooool! I nevr knew ya could get a degree in myspace an bebo. Wow! That sound lik a pretty awesome college ta me, dude!

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #26
                        Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                        This thread has become my new favorite. Pretending to know things you don't know, then arguing with people who really do know...now that's the height of comedy!


                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Magikarp
                          hateful Danish communis
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 266

                          #27
                          Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?



                          *facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil. Just because they are bible-thumping TC's does not mean they are the devil!

                          Gah, I HATE it when people come in and assume that!

                          THEY ARE NOT CRAZY!

                          THEY ARE JUST FOLLOWING THE TEACHINGS OF THEIR BIBLE!

                          (a little bit cranky sometimes, but nonetheless not crazy)
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Sperman
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 31

                            #28
                            Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                            *facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil.
                            I am the devil, wud u lik an apple???

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                            • Magikarp
                              hateful Danish communis
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 266

                              #29
                              Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                              Not really.

                              Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843

                                #30
                                Re: Landover Baptist, the devil?

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post

                                This thread has become my new favorite ...

                                ... now that's the height of comedy!


                                I couldn't agree more, Sister! Having myself a giggle (Jesus forgive noddy)
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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