Hi everyone. My name is Buckminster, but you can call me Buck. Everyone else does. I'm a simple man, a farmer by trade, just trying to live like God wants me to. I'm not some super saint or anything. I read my Bible and pray and go to church on Sunday. I hope to get to know you all here.
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Welcome Buck. Do you have a favorite Bible verse? Do you love Baby Jesus? What would you think of a black immigrant homosexual?Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View PostHi everyone. My name is Buckminster, but you can call me Buck. Everyone else does. I'm a simple man, a farmer by trade, just trying to live like God wants me to. I'm not some super saint or anything. I read my Bible and pray and go to church on Sunday. I hope to get to know you all here.
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Well hello Deaner. If I had to pick just one favorite Bible verse I'd have to say it'd be Psalm 91. I get chills whenever I read it. Baby Jesus is the love of my life. He's more important than my wife, my dogs, my boat, and my grandchildren. He's just the best person ever and I love Him with all my heart. I think the pie-stealing, river-jumping, rainbow-flag-flyer better stay away from me and my family if he knows what's good for him.
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So, we may safely assume you won't be voting for him for President?Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View PostI think the pie-stealing, river-jumping, rainbow-flag-flyer better stay away from me and my family if he knows what's good for him.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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You're funny, Ms. Jenny. Do all the women around here have a sense of humor like you? I sure hope so. No, I won't be voting for Obama for president. I'm voting for Mr. McCain. I was going to vote for Mr. Huckabee, but then he up and quit for some reason. I guess it was God's will.
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Welcome Mr. Carlson, to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll take a look at THIS thread, just to get a better understanding of what we're about.
I'm sure we'd like to hear more about you sir. What church do you attend? What is your take on the ninjas who hide in Japan?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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"This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him."Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWelcome Mr. Carlson, to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll take a look at THIS thread, just to get a better understanding of what we're about.
I'm sure we'd like to hear more about you sir. What church do you attend? What is your take on the ninjas who hide in Japan?
Well I can sure agree to that. I attend the First Baptist Church here in Ashland. I don't know much about the ninjas, but if they aint Christian ninjas, I don't want anything to do with them. I don't have anything against slants, but only if they're Christians.
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You mean the one out on Main street? Is Pastor Conaway still there?Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
Well I can sure agree to that. I attend the First Baptist Church here in Ashland. I don't know much about the ninjas, but if they aint Christian ninjas, I don't want anything to do with them. I don't have anything against slants, but only if they're Christians.

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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That's right. The one of 7th and Main. I love that old church. Pastor Conaway is doing good. His heart was giving him trouble there for a while but we all prayed over him and he's doing better now. You know him then?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou mean the one out on Main street? Is Pastor Conaway still there?
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I haven't seen him in a couple of years, but I recall his moving sermon at a Pastor's conference in Tahiti awhile back. I'm sorry to hear about his heart trouble. I hope Jesus doesn't kill him anytime soon.Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View PostThat's right. The one of 7th and Main. I love that old church. Pastor Conaway is doing good. His heart was giving him trouble there for a while but we all prayed over him and he's doing better now. You know him then?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Welcome to Gods Forum™ Brother. What is the most disgusting thing you've put in your mouth ?
YIC,
Sayved
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Thanks, Brother. I'm a humble farmer, trying to live like God wants me to. I enjoy praying, reading my Bible, and fishing when I get the time. My favorite scripture is Psalm 91. I have four children named Mark (age 34), Regina (31), Michael (30) and Daniel (24). I have 10 grandchildren whose names I'm not going to put here. I don't like all these sinners lurking around. It's just not safe to put information where people like that can see. Again, thanks for the warm welcome.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostWelcome to Gods Forum™ Brother. Tell us about yourself and your favorite scripture.
YIC,
Sayved

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Hi buck its' nice to see another man whose close to the soil like i am allot of folks here are pastors or have other fancy jobs but there all real nice to me when im' doing there lawns or there asking me about my tithing.
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Don't mind Brother Sayved, he's a bit of a kidder! He once put a live fish down my pants after service one Sunday! We all had a laugh about my slippery, quivering, one-pound trouser-trout that day!

What brought you to our fine church of the Interwebs Brother Buck? Are there any indiscretions that you feel the need to confess to us? Any debauchery, fornications, sinful desires? Anything at all? Tell us now, and the Lord may forgive you.
Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience:
Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.
But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,
Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)
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