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  • Buckminster Carlson
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 130

    #1

    Hi Everyone

    Hi everyone. My name is Buckminster, but you can call me Buck. Everyone else does. I'm a simple man, a farmer by trade, just trying to live like God wants me to. I'm not some super saint or anything. I read my Bible and pray and go to church on Sunday. I hope to get to know you all here.
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Hi Everyone

    Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
    Hi everyone. My name is Buckminster, but you can call me Buck. Everyone else does. I'm a simple man, a farmer by trade, just trying to live like God wants me to. I'm not some super saint or anything. I read my Bible and pray and go to church on Sunday. I hope to get to know you all here.
    Welcome Buck. Do you have a favorite Bible verse? Do you love Baby Jesus? What would you think of a black immigrant homosexual?

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    • Buckminster Carlson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2008
      • 130

      #3
      Re: Hi Everyone

      Well hello Deaner. If I had to pick just one favorite Bible verse I'd have to say it'd be Psalm 91. I get chills whenever I read it. Baby Jesus is the love of my life. He's more important than my wife, my dogs, my boat, and my grandchildren. He's just the best person ever and I love Him with all my heart. I think the pie-stealing, river-jumping, rainbow-flag-flyer better stay away from me and my family if he knows what's good for him.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: Hi Everyone

        Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
        I think the pie-stealing, river-jumping, rainbow-flag-flyer better stay away from me and my family if he knows what's good for him.
        So, we may safely assume you won't be voting for him for President?
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        • Buckminster Carlson
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2008
          • 130

          #5
          Re: Hi Everyone

          You're funny, Ms. Jenny. Do all the women around here have a sense of humor like you? I sure hope so. No, I won't be voting for Obama for president. I'm voting for Mr. McCain. I was going to vote for Mr. Huckabee, but then he up and quit for some reason. I guess it was God's will.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hi Everyone

            Welcome Mr. Carlson, to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll take a look at THIS thread, just to get a better understanding of what we're about.

            I'm sure we'd like to hear more about you sir. What church do you attend? What is your take on the ninjas who hide in Japan?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Buckminster Carlson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2008
              • 130

              #7
              Re: Hi Everyone

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Welcome Mr. Carlson, to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll take a look at THIS thread, just to get a better understanding of what we're about.

              I'm sure we'd like to hear more about you sir. What church do you attend? What is your take on the ninjas who hide in Japan?
              "This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him."

              Well I can sure agree to that. I attend the First Baptist Church here in Ashland. I don't know much about the ninjas, but if they aint Christian ninjas, I don't want anything to do with them. I don't have anything against slants, but only if they're Christians.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hi Everyone

                Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post

                Well I can sure agree to that. I attend the First Baptist Church here in Ashland. I don't know much about the ninjas, but if they aint Christian ninjas, I don't want anything to do with them. I don't have anything against slants, but only if they're Christians.
                You mean the one out on Main street? Is Pastor Conaway still there?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Buckminster Carlson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 130

                  #9
                  Re: Hi Everyone

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You mean the one out on Main street? Is Pastor Conaway still there?
                  That's right. The one of 7th and Main. I love that old church. Pastor Conaway is doing good. His heart was giving him trouble there for a while but we all prayed over him and he's doing better now. You know him then?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hi Everyone

                    Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
                    That's right. The one of 7th and Main. I love that old church. Pastor Conaway is doing good. His heart was giving him trouble there for a while but we all prayed over him and he's doing better now. You know him then?
                    I haven't seen him in a couple of years, but I recall his moving sermon at a Pastor's conference in Tahiti awhile back. I'm sorry to hear about his heart trouble. I hope Jesus doesn't kill him anytime soon.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Buckminster Carlson
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 130

                      #11
                      Re: Hi Everyone

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I hope Jesus doesn't kill him anytime soon.
                      The Lord knows I'd miss him like crazy, but I can't blame Jesus for desiring Pastors personal company. The Lord's will be done.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #12
                        Re: Hi Everyone

                        Welcome to Gods Forum™ Brother. What is the most disgusting thing you've put in your mouth ?

                        YIC,
                        Sayved


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Buckminster Carlson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 130

                          #13
                          Re: Hi Everyone

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          Welcome to Gods Forum™ Brother. Tell us about yourself and your favorite scripture.

                          YIC,
                          Sayved
                          Thanks, Brother. I'm a humble farmer, trying to live like God wants me to. I enjoy praying, reading my Bible, and fishing when I get the time. My favorite scripture is Psalm 91. I have four children named Mark (age 34), Regina (31), Michael (30) and Daniel (24). I have 10 grandchildren whose names I'm not going to put here. I don't like all these sinners lurking around. It's just not safe to put information where people like that can see. Again, thanks for the warm welcome.

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                          • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                            Tin Tither
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 234

                            #14
                            Re: Hi Everyone

                            Hi buck its' nice to see another man whose close to the soil like i am allot of folks here are pastors or have other fancy jobs but there all real nice to me when im' doing there lawns or there asking me about my tithing.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Hi Everyone

                              Don't mind Brother Sayved, he's a bit of a kidder! He once put a live fish down my pants after service one Sunday! We all had a laugh about my slippery, quivering, one-pound trouser-trout that day!

                              What brought you to our fine church of the Interwebs Brother Buck? Are there any indiscretions that you feel the need to confess to us? Any debauchery, fornications, sinful desires? Anything at all? Tell us now, and the Lord may forgive you.

                              Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience:

                              Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.

                              But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,

                              Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)
                              Ephesians 2:2-5
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