Greetings

[babbyc]

My name is brother babby, i bring greetings from the church of st dulux in the uk. i hope to learn from you all on these forums.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Tell us more about this st dulux.

They're not relatives of the DuPont lot are they?

[babbyc]

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oh no, we were originally a branch of the presbyterian church, but we left the old ways behind and embraced some of the more modern applications and ways, but essentially maintaining our core beliefs.

we are a small church, numbering circa 1,000 souls, but we have great faith

[Brother PWer libs]

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Hello brothers, I too stem from the lowly st dulux church.

Brother Babby has lovingly lead me here to seek wisom from thou who are so wise. I feel that all here are such men of caliber and are traveling at great velocity to gods arms. I reciol in horror at people who do not seek god.

[babbyc]

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too true brother libs, i am heartened by your kind words, we have found a wonderful forum filled with like minded souls who share our aim in life. we shall receive plenty of words of wisdom i feel, so that we may use them as ammunition in our battles with the anti.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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oh no, we were originally a branch of the presbyterian church, but we left the old ways behind and embraced some of the more modern applications and ways, but essentially maintaining our core beliefs.

we are a small church, numbering circa 1,000 souls, but we have great faith

So you wear calvins under your kilt eh?....Or have ye come here to reform us with your "modern applications"?

Where do you and your 1,000 souls of apparent 'great faith ' stand on the Word of the KJV1611?

Hell I reciol in horror at people who do not seek god.

we shall receive plenty of words of wisdom i feel, so that we may use them as ammunition in our battles with the anti.

Please be advised that we are not here to play along with your on-line homer games. We are here to worship Jesus.

Praise and Glory be.

Enlighten us to your favored passage.....boys.

[babbyc]

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So you wear calvins under your kilt eh?....Or have ye come here to reform us with your "modern applications"?

Where do you and your 1,000 souls of apparent 'great faith ' stand on the Word of the KJV1611?

oh no, we havnt come to reform anyone! i believe that you may have misinterpretated what i have said, and for that i apologise. we are not a "happy clappy" modern church. we are very staid in our beliefs, and take our directions directly from the word of God. some aspects of presbyterianism are, well, not suited to sit hand in hand with the word of God. i take it you have heard of the presbyterians belief in predetermination?

that is one of the "beliefs" which we have cast off

[babbyc]

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Please be advised that we are not here to play your on-line games. We are here to worship Jesus.

i suppose that this place should be no different than any other that we encounter. it does get tiresome coming under attack so much by non believers, or anti's as we call them. i had hoped that we would have found an estate here to call our own, safe from anti attacks, somewhere that we could practice our beliefs, but i see that we must pass a test before we gain acceptance into this exclusive "club". what would you have us do?

[Get Thee Hence!]

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what would you have us do?

String at least one grammatically correct sentence together between the two of you would be a helpful start .

[babbyc]

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From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

[Brother PWer libs]

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From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

There is no need to belittle our transatlantic brethren babby, leave that for the sinners and liberal types. We are here to embrace all that belive in the TRUE word of god, not what thoese wet lefties will have you belive!

As for my favoured passage, I can only say that Psalms 30:5 has been a guiding light in my life.

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. "

[Get Thee Hence!]

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From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

Especially when you take into consideration that I am an Austrian you humorless soon to be burned again little fool .

Please though, do go on. Get your bum buddy to help you. Oops, he already tried

There is no need to belittle our transatlantic brethren babby

Get your geography right fool.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=210209#post210209

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. "

Top job at the cut/paste PWEI...........We here at Landover know your favored passage, and we want no part of it.

Feel free to click on the Paypal button if you want a bit of hard loving Jesus style.

Glory.

[Brother PWer libs]

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Especially when you take into consideration that I am an Austrian you humorless soon to be burned again little fool .

Please though, do go on. Get your bum buddy to help you.

How could thee compare us to the sodomites, thoese who worship the rectum have no place in dulux arms.

Art thou so quick to assume and finger point that maybe thine hath been known to poke poo?

[Get Thee Hence!]

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...thoese who worship the rectum have no place in dulux arms.

dulux or st dulux?

Awesome achievement on the grammar .

Your obviously inbred grandmother must have well and truely earned her place in Hell by fornicating with your mothers brothers sister while your so called daddy batted himself off into the sink.

Meaning you have such a lack of faith in our lord that you must fill your worthless and sinful life by proclaiming to be something you are not?

So you are a babby then?

[babbyc]

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dulux or st dulux?

Awesome achievement on the grammar .

Your obviously inbred grandmother must have earned her place in Hell by fornicating with your mothers brothers sister while your so called daddy batted himself off into the sink.

says the fat austrian bastard? are you wearing zee spezial lederhosen i have sent you hans? you know, zee ones mit the butt cheeks removed so you can play mit your friends?

and yes, its the church of St Dulux - God's emulsion covers ALL sins (though not Austria. we need nukes for that)