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[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Hello everyone. I have been looking around this forum for quite some time now; I do not agree with most of your beliefs but I respect the fact that you are so devout. I'll list some stuff so you can get a general idea of who I am before you try to label me.

- I am a Roman Catholic. I am not here to make fun of you because you are a different religion. I will never discriminate because someone is a different religion. Calling me a cat-lick or any other name you use won't affect me at all because I am not religious in the first place. However, I am politely asking for you to show the same respect I am giving you.
- I listen to rock music, watch TV, and do anything else a teenager in the 21st century would do. Please do not tell me I am going to hell for this, for I really don't believe in hell. You can think poorly of me all that you like, but trying to convert me or getting me to repent is a waste of your time; I have nothing to repent for in my mind.
- I play baseball, and I do not think anyone can find anything satanic about that.
- I believe that every race is equal and know some African Americans, Chinese, and Islamic people that are not only smarter, but more successful than millions of Caucasians.
- I don't think it says anywhere in the KJV1611 bible that the LBC is God's favorite church. I am in no way meaning to disrespect its members, but I did not see anything about it in the KJV1611 (I could have missed something, so if someone could find that I would appreciate it).
- I have no clue what the Rapture is. Could someone explain?
- I enjoy having debates, and I know I will have many on this forum over numerous topics, especially evolution.
- Speaking of which, I believe in evolution, for it seems much more logical to me than creation. I respect your belief in creation, for it states that is what happened in the Bible, but I find it too far fetched for me to believe in it.

Anyways, I hope you guys can refrain from flaming me too much.

[Bwack Lizard]

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Hello. (moderators please give me a evil title)

Done friend! I hope this helps you move close to Christ! BJ

[Star Finder]

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I am not here to make fun of you because you are a different religion

You are surely getting off on the wrong foot here.

These people don't think that they have a "different religion" from you because they think they have the ONLY religion and you are just a devil worshipper with no religion at all.

You should govel a bit more so that they like you. That's what I did and even though I am a pagan rock worshipper they let me hang around.

But I'm happy to see another pagan here. HI!

SF

[Magus]

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Color me ignorant, but I think the OP said he is Roman Catholic, and Catholics are Christians (well, perhaps not in ultra-conservative Christians' eyes). *shrug*

God bless
--Magus

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Color me ignorant, but I think the OP said he is Roman Catholic, and Catholics are Christians (well, perhaps not in ultra-conservative Christians' eyes). *shrug*

God bless
--Magus

Since when are Cathoholics Christians?! They are pagans! Have you seen some of the stuff they wear?! How can they call themselves "Christians" when they dress like homosexuals. And their cult leader himself dresses in garish outfits!

[Magus]

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The robes or the black priestly suit thing?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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First you admit that you're a Jesus-hating papist, then you make demands on how we interact with you? If you've been looking around this forum for a while like you claimed, you would know that we don't tolerate sin or sinners who turn their back on God. If you don't like being rebuked, you came to the wrong forum. It's our duty to instruct you in how to accept the REAL Jesus into your life and convert to True Christianity (tm).
If you don't like it, maybe a forum for some namby pamby church that picks and chooses what it likes from their perverted translations of the Bible and claims that Jesus is some feelgood lieberal hippy who loves everyone and we're all going to Heaven like one big happy family.
But if you're here to hear the truth of the Bible (KJV1611) and are genuinely interested in converting to God's Favorite Church, then welcome.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hello everyone. I have been looking around this forum for quite some time now; I do not agree with most of your beliefs but I respect the fact that you are so devout. I'll list some stuff so you can get a general idea of who I am before you try to label me.

The labeling done here is not done by us, but rather by God. I suggest you try to introduce yourself to Him to try to save yourself from roasting in the eternal sauna.

- I am a Roman Catholic. I am not here to make fun of you because you are a different religion. I will never discriminate because someone is a different religion. Calling me a cat-lick or any other name you use won't affect me at all because I am not religious in the first place. However, I am politely asking for you to show the same respect I am giving you.

If we didn't rebuke you for believing in false gods, what kind of Christians would we be? Jesus has commanded us to share His Word with all the world, and since you are apparently ignorant of it, we are COMMANDED to share the Love of Jesus with you? If we Hated you, we would let you merely continue on in ignorance, yet we have been told to ensure that we show you the Light of Jesus. If you worship a man who dresses like a homosexual, then we will indeed call a rat a rat. Pulling punches is neither Godly or helpful!

- I listen to rock music, watch TV, and do anything else a teenager in the 21st century would do. Please do not tell me I am going to hell for this, for I really don't believe in hell. You can think poorly of me all that you like, but trying to convert me or getting me to repent is a waste of your time; I have nothing to repent for in my mind.

Neither God nor we care what you think you have to repent for. You are a worthless heathen that is deserving of Hell because you pre-sinned against God. If we didn't inform you of the consequences of your sins, what kind of Christian would be we (see above)? We must ensure that you KNOW the path that you are on and attempt to bring you into the Light. Otherwise we all know what happens -- you burn in Hell forever. And from what I've seen so far, you are a satanist who worships homosexuals. If that isn't an express ticket to Hell, I don't know what is.

- I believe that every race is equal and know some African Americans, Chinese, and Islamic people that are not only smarter, but more successful than millions of Caucasians.

I suggest you read up on your Bible. Those who aren't white have been cursed by God for the sins of the ancestors (see the story of Ham).

- I don't think it says anywhere in the KJV1611 bible that the LBC is God's favorite church. I am in no way meaning to disrespect its members, but I did not see anything about it in the KJV1611 (I could have missed something, so if someone could find that I would appreciate it).

Your perception is mistreating you. The Bible clearly states that He Loves those who follow His Word. We are the only church in the World that follows EVERY LETTER of His Word. Every letter! How many churches can claim that? Every other church in America (and the world, for that matter) picks and chooses that they would believe. Does this make God happy? Heck no! If I said to you "Don't touch that hot stove" and you decide to make it more "politically correct" and change it to "Don't touch lick that hot stove popsicle", what have you? You have just whatever you want to believe! And when humans make up the rules, then anything is fair game! Just look at the Democrats! We believe what GOD says, and by default we are His Favorite Church.

I must run to my Prayer Meeting, but I shall return to continue witnessing to you. Enjoy your stay and I suggest you spend more time with Jesus and less time in the public toilets with the homosexuals.

[Star Finder]

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Oh and hit the paypal button before they ban you.

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[Jesus is Lord]

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Hello everyone. I have been looking around this forum for quite some time now; I do not agree with most of your beliefs but I respect the fact that you are so devout. I'll list some stuff so you can get a general idea of who I am before you try to label me.

- I am a Roman Catholic. I am not here to make fun of you because you are a different religion. I will never discriminate because someone is a different religion. Calling me a cat-lick or any other name you use won't affect me at all because I am not religious in the first place. However, I am politely asking for you to show the same respect I am giving you.

If you're not religious then how can you be a cat-o-lick?

- I listen to rock music, watch TV, and do anything else a teenager in the 21st century would do. Please do not tell me I am going to hell for this, for I really don't believe in hell. You can think poorly of me all that you like, but trying to convert me or getting me to repent is a waste of your time; I have nothing to repent for in my mind.
- I play baseball, and I do not think anyone can find anything satanic about that.
- I believe that every race is equal and know some African Americans, Chinese, and Islamic people that are not only smarter, but more successful than millions of Caucasians.
- I don't think it says anywhere in the KJV1611 bible that the LBC is God's favorite church. I am in no way meaning to disrespect its members, but I did not see anything about it in the KJV1611 (I could have missed something, so if someone could find that I would appreciate it).

Of course the KJV1611 Bible doesn't mention LBC! LBC was founded in 1612, a year after GOD wrote the KJV1611. LBC is the only church to follow every single one of GOD's teaching and commands to the letter so therefore we are HIS Favorite Cchurch.

- I have no clue what the Rapture is. Could someone explain?

The Rapture is when JESUS calls all of HIS True Followers (AKA True Christians™) to Heaven.

- I enjoy having debates, and I know I will have many on this forum over numerous topics, especially evolution.
- Speaking of which, I believe in evolution, for it seems much more logical to me than creation. I respect your belief in creation, for it states that is what happened in the Bible, but I find it too far fetched for me to believe in it.

More proof you aren't religious. Even cat-o-licks believe in Creation. That is one of the very few things they get right.

Anyways, I hope you guys can refrain from flaming me too much.

We don't flame people, we tell them the Truth about JESUS as told by GOD in the KJV1611 BIBLE.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Color me ignorant,

Why? Do you need a second coat?

....Catholics are Christians (well, perhaps not in ultra-conservative Christians' eyes).

Catholics are PAGAN fish-worshippers in Jesus's eyes - and you can bet that Jesus is as ultra-conservative as can be:

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

Friend, that was written nearly 2,000 years ago, and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever (Psalm 117,2). How's that for being conservative?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Ok, I knew I was going to get a response like that, but it's ok. First of all, I am not a homosexual, and I call myself a Roman Catholic because I am getting confirmed this year. It's not really because I want to do it, it's more because my mother is forcing me too.

Jesus is Lord: When I said I am not religious, I meant it in the way that I do not go to church every Sunday, pray every day, or read Bible instead of hanging out with friends. I should have clarified that, mea culpa....

I'm somewhat here for the same reason as zigzagdance. I want to learn about another religion; now, I know you like Catholicism is a fake religion, but let's put that aside. You believe that in God's eyes, I am going to hell. Ok, fair enough. I don't agree with that, but I understand why you believe that, seeing as you believe the LBC to be the only legitimate religion in the world today.

John 1:4 (forgive me, I am a little shaky on citing scripture)

Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.

Is this not a reason for tolerance?

[OnYourKnees]

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Hello everyone. I have been looking around this forum for quite some time now; I do not agree with most of your beliefs but I respect the fact that you are so devout. I'll list some stuff so you can get a general idea of who I am before you try to label me.

- I am a Roman Catholic. I am not here to make fun of you because you are a different religion. I will never discriminate because someone is a different religion. Calling me a cat-lick or any other name you use won't affect me at all because I am not religious in the first place. However, I am politely asking for you to show the same respect I am giving you.

Ah, you misunderstand. We may point out the errors of your ways, and note that you are a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing, faux-cannibalism-practicing pagan idolator who is going to Hell for violating any number of God's commandments, but we won't insult you.

I'm going to direct you to a nice "secular" link -- since Cathoholics like secular links -- to read. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church It's a nice starting-point for ya.

- I listen to rock music, watch TV, and do anything else a teenager in the 21st century would do. Please do not tell me I am going to hell for this, for I really don't believe in hell. You can think poorly of me all that you like, but trying to convert me or getting me to repent is a waste of your time; I have nothing to repent for in my mind.

Of course you don't believe in Hell. Your recently-deceased Pope John Paul II said it doesn't exist, and all Popes are supposed to be infallible. Of course, all the previous Popes said it did exist, so who knows.

Ahh, don't take my word on it. Read it yourself: http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/jo...071999_en.html <--- yessir, that's on the Vatican's website.

Section 3, if you need direction:

The images of hell that Sacred Scripture presents to us must be correctly interpreted. They show the complete frustration and emptiness of life without God. Rather than a place, hell indicates the state of those who freely and definitively separate themselves from God, the source of all life and joy. This is how the Catechism of the Catholic Church summarizes the truths of faith on this subject: “To die in mortal sin without repenting and accepting God’s merciful love means remaining separated from him for ever by our own free choice. This state of definitive self-exclusion from communion with God and the blessed is called ‘hell’” (n. 1033).

“Eternal damnation”, therefore, is not attributed to God's initiative because in his merciful love he can only desire the salvation of the beings he created. In reality, it is the creature who closes himself to his love. Damnation consists precisely in definitive separation from God, freely chosen by the human person and confirmed with death that seals his choice for ever. God’s judgement ratifies this state.

- I play baseball, and I do not think anyone can find anything satanic about that.

Well, I'm sure we could, but there are so many other, far more important things to discuss with you.

- I don't think it says anywhere in the KJV1611 bible that the LBC is God's favorite church. I am in no way meaning to disrespect its members, but I did not see anything about it in the KJV1611 (I could have missed something, so if someone could find that I would appreciate it).

Yep, you missed something. The KJV1611 was written in what year? And LBC was founded in what year? Oh, yes. 1611 and 1612, respectively. Without deliberately disobeying God's Word, we could hardly mention ourselves in the Bible, now could we?

Anyways, I hope you guys can refrain from flaming me too much.

We don't flame people. We tell the truth about what the Bible says about God, Jesus, and you and me. That's all. If you don't like it, take it up with God.

Color me ignorant, but I think the OP said he is Roman Catholic, and Catholics are Christians (well, perhaps not in ultra-conservative Christians' eyes). *shrug*

Catholics are polytheistic pagans who worship Mary (the dead mother of Jesus) as the "queen of heaven" and pray to her, among other things. See the above link.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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I don't believe in hell because I choose not to, not because the Pope says it does not exist.

[Deaner]

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I am a Roman Catholic. I play baseball, and I do not think anyone can find anything satanic about that.

Friend, the catlicks are paedophiles. Their baseball team is called the "Swallows". And what are you doing listening to your mother? Do you not remember what Jesus said;

Matthew 12:47 Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
Matthew 12:48 But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
Matthew 12:49 And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
Matthew 12:50 For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

I can also quote where Jesus said he came to pit family member against family member. I think Jesus has guided you to us for a reason. Where is your mom? Does she know that she is guiding her entire family into the lower levels of hell where you and all your siblings will be raped by demons for eternity? Hmmm? Still think she loves you?

Dean