[Brian Ashmore]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Nah, I didn't realize any errors. There are none, for that matter.

I came here in order to get some questions answered and confront you about your beliefs and ways and for you to justify them, and maybe make it clear to at least one of you just how absurd they are. But I never got any. All you did was talk around the bush, avoiding answers, telling me what version of the bible you read(I never once asked for this piece of information, yet its present in every second post), and telling me I'm damned and going to Hell. And I'll tell you now, if you people are going to Heaven, I'd choose Hell anytime. Eternal suffering down there is much better than being graced with your company till the end of time up there.

I won't get what I came here for from you, because you can't provide any answers or justifications, so I decided to do the reasonable thing and just walk away. I have a life outside this forum, ya know, so I can't be around 24/7 to argue and provide you with something to do with your day.

I'll just be saying this so you people don't do the thing you always do: keep saying the same things over and over again and declaring yourselves winners after the opposing party walks away from the pointlessness that is wasting time on you.

Cheers

[James Dewitt]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Nah, I didn't realize any errors. There are none, for that matter.

I came here in order to get some questions answered and confront you about your beliefs and ways and for you to justify them, and maybe make it clear to at least one of you just how absurd they are. But I never got any. All you did was talk around the bush, avoiding answers, telling me what version of the bible you read(I never once asked for this piece of information, yet its present in every second post), and telling me I'm damned and going to Hell. And I'll tell you now, if you people are going to Heaven, I'd choose Hell anytime. Eternal suffering down there is much better than being graced with your company till the end of time up there.

I won't get what I came here for from you, because you can't provide any answers or justifications, so I decided to do the reasonable thing and just walk away. I have a life outside this forum, ya know, so I can't be around 24/7 to argue and provide you with something to do with your day.

I'll just be saying this so you people don't do the thing you always do: keep saying the same things over and over again and declaring yourselves winners after the opposing party walks away from the pointlessness that is wasting time on you.

Cheers

I can not speak for all my Brothers and Sisters, but I am happy as can be that I am going to Heaven and you are not( by your choice) Have a hap hap happy time roasting in Hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Nah, I didn't realize any errors. There are none, for that matter.

I came here in order to get some questions answered and confront you about your beliefs and ways and for you to justify them, and maybe make it clear to at least one of you just how absurd they are. But I never got any. All you did was talk around the bush, avoiding answers, telling me what version of the bible you read(I never once asked for this piece of information, yet its present in every second post), and telling me I'm damned and going to Hell. And I'll tell you now, if you people are going to Heaven, I'd choose Hell anytime. Eternal suffering down there is much better than being graced with your company till the end of time up there.

I won't get what I came here for from you, because you can't provide any answers or justifications, so I decided to do the reasonable thing and just walk away. I have a life outside this forum, ya know, so I can't be around 24/7 to argue and provide you with something to do with your day.

I'll just be saying this so you people don't do the thing you always do: keep saying the same things over and over again and declaring yourselves winners after the opposing party walks away from the pointlessness that is wasting time on you.

Cheers

Well Brian, I am sorry to hear you are so sad in life. You know, had you let Jesus into your life and followe the KJV1611 Bible, you might not of beenin such a pickle. With luck and time, when Project Habakkuk is completed, you may realize the errors of you ways.
Now, what is your new question?

[GOD=life]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

I came here in order to get some questions answered...

Okay, no problem answering honest questions, right?

and confront you

Oh... so basically, I'll put in time and effort to answer your question the best I can and you'll turn it around on me? That doesn't sound very honest. hmmmm.

and maybe make it clear to at least one of you just how absurd they are

Okay, so you're not actually interested in asking questions. You want to force your own opinion on us in the form of a question.

And I'll tell you now, if you people are going to Heaven, I'd choose Hell anytime.

Okay, so you're definitely not looking for answers from us. You openly despise us so much that you'd rather be tortured for eternity. Wow, that's harsh.

I won't get what I came here for from you

That's because we see through you. Your dishonest intentions were clear from the start. Just because you treat us as imbeciles doesn't we are imbeciles. Just that you are an intolerant person incapable of accepting the simple fact that some people have other beliefs that you do.

Did we ever come to your forum? No. You come here with the intent to make us see our "folly". Instead, your fallacies and errors got exposed.

I'll just be saying this so you people don't do the thing you always do: keep saying the same things over and over again

This is God's forum. We'll do whatever God wants us to do. If you want your rules to apply, start your own atheist forum and let your Terms of Service reflect that no Christians are allowed. Well, they are allowed, but only if they compromise on key issues to appease you.

and declaring yourselves winners after the opposing party walks away from the pointlessness that is wasting time on you.

You are describing your own exit strategy here. We already forgot about you and here you are waving your hands saying "look at me, I'm leaving!" Okay, fine. Leave already Goodbye, "winner" !

[upeoplercrazy]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

So... would any of you actually saw-off one of your limbs for "eternal salvation"??


Serious question

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter. Why you don't is beyond me.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

So... would any of you actually saw-off one of your limbs for "eternal salvation"??


Serious question

Where does it say to do that in the King James Bible 1611?

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Again I am appalled at what is considered christian here.
Yes the bible may says you should cut off any offending limbs...but you cannot follow the bible word for word and live a normal life.
I came to this forum hoping to find like-minded Christians with compassion and care, instead I find threads about properly amputating limbs. I find posts with blatant racism and censorship.
To be enlightened is not to be confined.
I urge you fellow Christians to take a step back and realize what this thread is suggesting.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Where does it say to do that in the King James Bible 1611?

Sorry. I just had to read over the thread.
Now that this scripture has been brought into focus for me, I realize it is my husbandly duty to saw off my wife Ethel's dominant hand. At least, I believe that is the one. In any case I saw her masturbating using one of her hands. That is vile behavior, and I already punished her for it by putting rats in a bowl, putting the bowl against her stomach, and heating the bowl until she fell unconscious from the pain of the rats gnawing into her stomach. Now I realize that this was not the correct way to discipline her. I need to cut off her hand. I will have to rely on her memory as to which one it was though. The more I think about it I just am not sure.

I will make a thread tomorrow or the next day and let everyone know how this goes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Again I am appalled at what is considered christian here.
Yes the bible may says you should cut off any offending limbs...but you cannot follow the bible word for word and live a normal life.
I came to this forum hoping to find like-minded Christians with compassion and care, instead I find threads about properly amputating limbs. I find posts with blatant racism and censorship.
To be enlightened is not to be confined.
I urge you fellow Christians to take a step back and realize what this thread is suggesting.

You say I shouldn't live my life by the Bible? I assure you, however appalled you may be, I am even more appalled. I will not go to Hell, just because you are offended by the Bible.

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

So Billy Bob has never done anything to warrant amputation?

BILLY YES!
Live your life by the bible please! But don't take it so literally.

And wow, you are going to amputate your wife's hand tomorrow?
Well I truly hope the authorities arrest you and I'll do everything I can to send them your way.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

...but you cannot follow the bible word for word and live a normal life..

I'm only going to grab this part because I think you are really confused about what it takes to be a True Christian(TM). Of course you cannot follow the Bible word for word and live what is considered a normal life. God tells you as much in the Bible.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

1st John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

The problem with False Christians is that they want to be able to live the secular life and say that they're going to Heaven because they "have a friend named Jesus". Well Jesus told us that not everyone who calls him Lord will get in, you have to follow the rules while you're down here.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Remember even Satan knows who Jesus is.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

So Billy Bob has never done anything to warrant amputation?

Not since I was very young, as you can see from my "ex-masturbator" award. But I am a changed man. Not so with Ethel; she cannot be trusted as I trust myself.

BILLY YES!
Live your life by the bible please! But don't take it so literally.

So if God doesn't mean what He says, what do you think He means, o prophet?

And wow, you are going to amputate your wife's hand tomorrow?
Well I truly hope the authorities arrest you and I'll do everything I can to send them your way.

And how exactly do you plan on doing that?

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

Also I did a quick search for you billy.

My name is Billy Bob and I am a firm, Bible believing Baptist and a True Christian Soldier for God. I am here to learn why atheism appeals to people aside from the obvious reasons. I believe most people turn to atheism as a way to justify sin and ease their fear of Hell. Of course most of the atheists I have met vehemently deny this allegation.

I wonder why atheists seem so alike. Every atheist I have met has been a follower of Charles Darwin. They also tend to be liberals who voted for Obama, and think women should have the right to kill their unborn babies. Why is thi

Well jeez, killing unborn babies is way worse than putting a hot bowl of rats to gnaw on your wifes stomach, but then realizing that was not enough so you must chop her hand off since she masturbated with it.

If it is not a sin to chop of your wives hand than the bible is wrong. The bible cannot be taken literally or you end up torturing people you love the most out of love. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
I'm not an atheist, I am a fully practicing Christian who finds your actions completely sinful.
If you think you will not go to hell for putting a hot bowl of rats on your wives stomach then you might want to rethink it.
Didn't the screams from your wive hurt you inside? Didn't it feel morally wrong to hurt someone you love so much and continue to do so. I can't imagine sitting there with a bowl of rats against my wives stomach while she screamed uncontrollably until she passed out.
I really hope she has enough sense to run away before you chop of your hand.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation

I really hope she has enough sense to run away before you chop of your hand.

http://www.martyrdomguild.com/showthread.php?t=45757&highlight=wife+ethel