Homerism, Sex Slavery & Torture: Southern Baptwits on the move!

[Glendora Christianson]

I just want to bring it to the attention of the good True Christians at Landover that our former allies, the wicked False Christian Southern Baptists, have so thoroughly rejected Jesus that they now embrace homersexuality, sex slavery

I am shocked, Brother Larry. I had to do a Google Check on your claim and found nearly half a million hits on "Southern Baptist Homosexuality" its no wonder more folks seek the comfort of Landover Baptist Church than that bad old Southern Baptist CONvention! Now, if we could just beat out those disgusting feel good lieberals at American Baptist Churches, OUR Lord Jesus would be so proud!

[Larry Lee]

Homerism, Sex Slavery & Torture: Southern Baptwits on the move!

I want to bring it to the attention of all the good True Christians™ at Landover that our former allies, the wicked False-Christian Southern Baptwits, have so thoroughly rejected Jesus that they now embrace homerism, sex slavery and torture It's true, as Petal herself would assure us, if she was here.

The terrible news has broken out over the past week, so here's the re-cap for you:

...Over the past seven days, though, three separate news stories revealed just how far the mighty SBC has fallen, and how unfit its holier-than-us leaders are to serve as anybody's moral authorities.

Paging Dr. Mengele
The PR Week from Satan kicked off last Wednesday, when the AP reported that the president of the Southern Baptist Seminary was re-thinking his views on homosexuality. The good news is that he hinted that he's starting to accept that it may be biological. The bad news is that he thinks that when the day comes that we have the medical technology to "fix" these unfortunately disabled fetuses in the womb, we should...

Big Love
Two days later, on Friday, an MSNBC.com report revealed that a Southern Baptist Army chaplain was being sent to jail for threatening to kill a woman he'd imported to be his sex slave in order to "spice up his marriage"...

Jesus Suffered Torture, So It Must Be OK
After a weekend at rest, those SBC mischief-makers were right back on the job Monday, this time putting one of the denomination's ethics experts forward to publicly defend America's right to torture...

We always knew the Southern Baptwits were the earthly representatives of Satan himself, and there's the proof.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Homerism, Sex Slavery & Torture: Southern Baptwits on the mov

I want to bring it to the attention of all the good True Christians™ at Landover that our former allies, the wicked False-Christian Southern Baptwits, have so thoroughly rejected Jesus that they now embrace homerism, sex slavery and torture It's true, as Petal herself would assure us, if she was here.

The terrible news has broken out over the past week, so here's the re-cap for you:



We always knew the Southern Baptwits were the earthly representatives of Satan himself, and there's the proof.

Goodness, for a moment I thought you meant our good Brother Ted Haggard had backslidden!!

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Re: Homerism, Sex-Slaveism & Torture - Southern Baptist style

I am shocked, Brother Larry. I had to do a Google Check on your claim and found nearly half a million hits on "Southern Baptist Homosexuality" its no wonder more folks seek the comfort of Landover Baptist Church than that bad old Southern Baptist CONvention! Now, if we could just beat out those disgusting feel good lieberals at American Baptist Churches, OUR Lord Jesus would be so proud!

There's nothing spiritually wrong with homosexuals...It's merely a chemical imbalance in hormones...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homerism, Sex-Slaveism & Torture - Southern Baptist style

There's nothing spiritually wrong with homosexuals...It's merely a chemical imbalance in hormones...

God disagrees with you, monkey worshiper.

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Homerism, Sex-Slaveism & Torture - Southern Baptist style

There's nothing spiritually wrong with homosexuals...It's merely a chemical imbalance in hormones...

Where is that in the King James Bible?

Let me tell you the inconvenient truth (Biblical truths usually are) about the origin of homosexuality. It's found in Romans 1:18-27, which is a long read (certainly more than most fluffy-bunny "Christians" have read of the Bible), so I'll color-code it for convenience.

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

The part that I've highlighted in green tells us that God is revealed in His creation. The blue part tells us that some wicked people pretend not to notice (of course, actually not noticing isn't an option) and worship idols even though they know it's wrong. The red part tells us that to punish them for their idolatry ("For this cause..."), God gives them up to homerism.

Does that sound like a chemical imbalance to you? No, I didn't think it would. Now that you know the Biblical truth, you should ignore the lies of the liberal MSM.

[Brother Love]

Re: Homerism, Sex Slavery & Torture: Southern Baptwits on the mov

Now just a minute! I was ordained a Southern Baptist Evangelist and I do NOT support homerism, sex slavery, or anything else from the PIT! And neither do the Southern Baptists. Now, there just MIGHT be a HOMER gene and IF there is then it MUST be manipulated in the womb to STOP the SIN of homerism. Now, it's either that or "sacrifice" the child to the Lord. One of the two!

Folks remember that we live in a FALLEN...VILE...AND EVIL world. Most of what you hear on this world is outright LIE. That's because the DEVIL is ruling this world right now BUT that will soon all change!

Now, in thinking more about homerism I'd have to say that it is the RESULT of DEMONIC POSSESSION! No doubt DEMONS influence people on this world and what but a DEMON could come up with such vile and evil sexual behavior as that among the homersexuals?

The Southern Baptist Convention is in big trouble and most likely it will not last much longer as True Christian in Southern Baptist Churches have had enough of the LIE-beralism. So it will break apart and it will be no big disaster as each Southern Baptist Church is self-governing anyway. The SBC has NO real power over the various churches. Each SB church can either accept or reject the beliefs of the SBC. Fact is we Southern Baptist True Christians do NOT support homerism or sex slavery. Don't be fooled in these days of darkness, folks!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Homerism, Sex-Slaveism & Torture - Southern Baptist style

There's nothing spiritually wrong with homosexuals...It's merely a chemical imbalance in hormones...

So you think that homerism is biologically determined? In other words, you deny homers all free will, you deny that they can ever renounce Satan, and you wish to condemn them to eternal Hellfire without any chance of Salvation? How hateful are you?