Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

[total-homer]

Just curious.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

If you look at the awards we have, a number of the men are ex-homers.

[total-homer]

Re: Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

Yeah, umm, I don't really notice the awards.

But I'll try to find some ex-homers that way. I'd like to talk to some of them.

[ILOVEJ]

Re: Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

If you don't mind me asking why you would need to know such information seeing as you are a homer yourself. Are you trying to change or are you trying to turn these good saved men back into homers like yourself because you are possed by the devil?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

Yeah, umm, I don't really notice the awards.

But I'll try to find some ex-homers that way. I'd like to talk to some of them.

Friend, I am a 100% cured Ex-gay© True Christian™ and I can answer any of your questions. But first, let me ask you a few questions. Are you interested in curing yourself of your sodomania? If the answer is yes, then you have come to the right place.

Just how deep into the queer lifestyle have you fallen? Being a gay is a mental disease that people choose not to cure themselves of. When I was in the grips of my illness, I had unprotected, animalistic, anal and oral sex with literally hundreds, if not thousands, of unrepentant fags.

At the time, I was also addicted to mescaline, nitrous oxide, and various other narcotics. My mind was so befuddled, I actually believed I enjoyed having queer after queer after queer pounding away at my backside and tonsils.

But once I found the Lord, He made it clear to me that I was an abomination destined for hell unless I changed my faggotous ways. And change I did! With the help of aversion therapy, experimental drugs, and God, you can change too! Glory!

[Felicity]

Re: Are any of you actually "cured" homersexurals?

@Professor Bessemer So nice of you to help @total-homer!