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  • Praise Jesus !

    Praise Jesus i have found this holy forum !

    Hi, My name is Jack and im 23 living in Australia.

    I first came to know God attending a private Christian school.
    Jesus is my savior !!! Praise !!!

    Its so great to read through your forum (bar the nay saying godhaters comments) and know there are other Christians like myself in the world.

    I look forward to learning from all you True Christians !

    Jack

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    Re: Praise Jesus !

    Originally posted by I worship GOD View Post
    Praise Jesus i have found this holy forum !

    Hi, My name is Jack and im 23 living in Australia.

    I first came to know God attending a private Christian school.
    Jesus is my savior !!! Praise !!!

    Its so great to read through your forum (bar the nay saying godhaters comments) and know there are other Christians like myself in the world.

    I look forward to learning from all you True Christians !

    Jack
    Hello Jack

    Welcome dear fellow believer. You are extremly lucky that you have found this friendly forum. Now you have a real chance of salvation even though you live in the disgusting island of Australia. How do you survive as a Christian, when 99 percent of the aussie male population hunger to sodomize you?


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    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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    • #3
      Re: Praise Jesus !

      Hello Jack,

      So what church do you go to?
      What is your favorite Bible verse?
      How did you come to find Jesus?
      Are you married?
      How many children do you have?
      Drama queen

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        Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
        Hello Jack

        Welcome dear fellow believer. You are extremly lucky that you have found this friendly forum. Now you have a real chance of salvation even though you live in the disgusting island of Australia. How do you survive as a Christian, when 99 percent of the aussie male population hunger to sodomize you?
        Thank you kindly for the warm welcome Viggo B. Kristoffersen.
        I don't believe i am lucky to have found this Godly place, i think that the Lord has Directed me to read and learn from this amazing forum .
        It isn't hard believing in God with all the homers around, i feel God's presence and warmth where ever i go, plus i have been known to put a few homers in hospital, i dislike them very much.

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        Hello Jack,

        So what church do you go to?
        What is your favorite Bible verse?
        How did you come to find Jesus?
        Are you married?
        How many children do you have?
        BelieverInGod, i go to the Sunnybank baptist Church, located in Queensland. I find it hard to pick a favorite verse from the bible, i find that every time i open it i learn something new and become closer with God.
        I found God due to my parents, they sent me to a Baptist school as a wee child and a private Baptist school as a teenager, i thank them every day for allowing me to know God and his mighty power .
        Unfortunately at this stage in my life i am not married and i do not have any children. I hope that God will see it fit for me to have a wife some day and bare some children in his name. I am still a virgin and we be so untill God allows me to find a Christian woman to marry.

        I run my own carpentry business within the construction industry here in Australia, i work very hard and donate as much as i can to my local church. Everything i do, i do for my savior God .

        Thank you for the kind greetings friends

        Jack

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          Re: Praise Jesus !

          Originally posted by I worship GOD View Post
          Thank you kindly for the warm welcome Viggo B. Kristoffersen.
          I don't believe i am lucky to have found this Godly place, i think that the Lord has Directed me to read and learn from this amazing forum .
          Praise the Lord, I think you're right.


          Unfortunately at this stage in my life i am not married and i do not have any children. I hope that God will see it fit for me to have a wife some day and bare some children in his name. I am still a virgin and we be so untill God allows me to find a Christian woman to marry.
          Your 23 years old... I find it a bit disturbing that you have not found a wife yet. Are you sure you're not a cripple or a homer? I'm not accusing you of anything, I just don't understand why a man your age is still a bachelor.


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          Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

          Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            Re: Praise Jesus !

            Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
            23 years old... I find it a bit disturbing that you have not found a wife yet. Are you sure you're not a cripple or a homer? I'm not accusing you of anything, I just don't understand why a man your age is still a bachelor.

            No, i am not a cripple or a homer, i put it down to the lack of good Christian women in Australia, there are some but not many, and the majority are taken or i haven't met them yet . I had a wife lined up by my parents but it was soon found that she was unable to bare children. So i am back to working hard and im sure God will send a lovely wife my way someday .

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            • #7
              Re: Praise Jesus !

              Originally posted by I worship GOD View Post
              No, i am not a cripple or a homer, i put it down to the lack of good Christian women in Australia, there are some but not many, and the majority are taken or i haven't met them yet . I had a wife lined up by my parents but it was soon found that she was unable to bare children. So i am back to working hard and im sure God will send a lovely wife my way someday .
              I'll pray you'll find a fine Christian woman soon. Maybe you should make a thread in our "Meet Christian Singles" forum. I'm sure Jesus would like you to take action on this subject very soon.


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              Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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              • #8
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                Hello "I worship God", you not being able to pick a favorite verse leads me to believe you are just another Christian like most Christians and have never read a bible. You being 23 and unmarried is a sign that you are to busy living a sinful life to focus on your Christian duties. You are the reason I dislike most Christians. You want to impose your Christian law on a fine secular government but don't even follow the simplest Christian laws your self. I think we should change your name to "Self Righteous Lukewarm Pretend Christian"!
                Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                • #9
                  Re: Praise Jesus !

                  Originally posted by I worship GOD View Post
                  No, i am not a cripple or a homer, i put it down to the lack of good Christian women in Australia, there are some but not many, and the majority are taken or i haven't met them yet . I had a wife lined up by my parents but it was soon found that she was unable to bare children. So i am back to working hard and im sure God will send a lovely wife my way someday .
                  Brother, I was 30+ (ahem) and my husband is 8 years my senior. We were both in Canada, and it's funny when we look back at how many times our lives crossed without us actually meeting. I'm sure that God has a wife picked out for you and you will meet her when the time is right. Yes most push for young marriage on this board, but I believe that is mostly to avoid fornication and masturbation. If you can keep strong though, then good for you.


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                  Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                  Hello "I worship God", you not being able to pick a favorite verse leads me to believe you are just another Christian like most Christians and have never read a bible. You being 23 and unmarried is a sign that you are to busy living a sinful life to focus on your Christian duties. You are the reason I dislike most Christians. You want to impose your Christian law on a fine secular government but don't even follow the simplest Christian laws your self. I think we should change your name to "Self Righteous Lukewarm Pretend Christian"!
                  Just wanted to point out that this is why everyone is consider "unsaved trash" on here. This person is not a member of Landover, yet thinks that they speak for us. Right now you (Jack) are "unsaved trash/under investigation", once the DOF is done their investigation you will lose the "under investigation" part and given an appropriate position.
                  Drama queen

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                  • #10
                    Re: Praise Jesus !

                    Originally posted by I worship GOD View Post
                    plus i have been known to put a few homers in hospital
                    I hope you mean by beating them up.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praise Jesus !

                      Ow no BelieverInGod I know I am not speaking for you or or any other resident in Free Hold. I am speaking against Christian hypocrisy on behalf of all of my brethren at The Center For Inquiry, (CFI).
                      Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Praise Jesus !

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Brother, I was 30+ (ahem) and my husband is 8 years my senior. We were both in Canada, and it's funny when we look back at how many times our lives crossed without us actually meeting. I'm sure that God has a wife picked out for you and you will meet her when the time is right. Yes most push for young marriage on this board, but I believe that is mostly to avoid fornication and masturbation. If you can keep strong though, then good for you.


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                        Just wanted to point out that this is why everyone is consider "unsaved trash" on here. This person is not a member of Landover, yet thinks that they speak for us. Right now you (Jack) are "unsaved trash/under investigation", once the DOF is done their investigation you will lose the "under investigation" part and given an appropriate position.
                        If I may, thank you for the informative post. I didn't understand the 'unsaved trash' part until I read your words. Thank you for saving me the time of asking. Have a good night.

                        And welcome, Jack.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

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                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          Re: Praise Jesus !

                          Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
                          I'll pray you'll find a fine Christian woman soon. Maybe you should make a thread in our "Meet Christian Singles" forum. I'm sure Jesus would like you to take action on this subject very soon.
                          Why thank you kindly for the tip there Viggo B. Kristoffersen. I'll be sure to start a thread in the "Meet Christian Singles" forum .


                          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                          I hope you mean by beating them up.
                          I prefer to think of it as beating the fear of GOD into them .

                          Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                          If I may, thank you for the informative post. I didn't understand the 'unsaved trash' part until I read your words. Thank you for saving me the time of asking. Have a good night.

                          And welcome, Jack.
                          Thank you kindly for the warm welcome PetitionLady .


                          Praise Jesus and this Holy place, such excellent knowledge and People !!

                          Yous in Christ,
                          Jack

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