[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Wow. You actually made Sister Kitty smile! That's such a rare thing. My wife also enjoyed those wonderful pictures of the whale slaughter. I extend you a warm welcome! If only more foreigners were like you!

Praise the Lord! Tell me, what is your favorite verse from the KJV? How many sons have you borne your husband and what is the best pie you make? Which Republican do you think will make the best President in 2012 and how many guns does your husband own?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I am very sorry for not capitalizing Christian, you see, its hard to speak American when you are a foreigner. The Faroe Islands is a European country and has nothing to do with Egypt, and we love dolphin fishing, actually we even have our own yearly dolphin killing festivals!





Jesus was also a fisherman, so i dont see anything wrong in doing this, its fun for the whole family

AMEN!!! Praise God!!!

Praise the Holy Name of Jesus Christ!!!

Perhaps the Faroese are not so bad as the rest of Godless Europe. I think I might actually travel out of the United States for a festival like that. Can we fish with grenades?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

However, the Faroe Islands is one of the most Christian countries in Europe...

LIAR! Even the most cursory Google search will confirm what I already knew, which is that the islands in question are just 27 miles from The Sodomy Capital of the World, and the only people allowed on the islands are researchers:

Faroe Islands

I don't know why you've chosen to come here and lie to us, and quite frankly, it breaks my heart a little bit that you would take advantage of our trusting nature in this way.

God brought you here for a reason, however, and I am going to pray that He will free you from the demon of deception so you can open yourself to being filled up with His spirit and have His anointing oil sprayed all over your face and head until your cup runneth over:

Psalm 23:5

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Wow. You actually made Sister Kitty smile! That's such a rare thing. My wife also enjoyed those wonderful pictures of the whale slaughter. I extend you a warm welcome! If only more foreigners were like you!

Praise the Lord! Tell me, what is your favorite verse from the KJV? How many sons have you borne your husband and what is the best pie you make? Which Republican do you think will make the best President in 2012 and how many guns does your husband own?

I am a heterosexual Christian male so i have a wife, i have 4 sons and 1 daughter. I prefer polar bear pie, but i also love dolphin pies.

My favourite verse right now is:
"These words spake Jesus, and lifted up his eyes to heaven, and said, Father, the hour is come; glorify thy Son, that thy Son also may glorify thee: As thou hast given him power over all flesh, that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him."
John 17:1-2, KJV


You might be intrested in how i became Christian, well, i was 5 or 6 years old, i was on a hunting trip with my dad, as i was a sissy back then i didnt want to kill animals, at that day a polar bear snatched me and brought me to its cave where it was going to eat me together with its cubs, but i happened to have my dads Smith & Wesson in my back pocket so i shot them all and praised God, i could feel Jesus being with when i shot those beasts, thats how i became Christian. Then we butchered the bears and gave the meat away for free to all the other eskimoes in the village on the condition that they converted to Christianity.

I think that Michele Bachmann would be a good Republican President, but as she is a woman i have my doubts, no never know how they really are, otherwise i would say Rick Perry.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I am a heterosexual Christian male so i have a wife, i have 4 sons and 1 daughter. I prefer polar bear pie, but i also love dolphin pies.

My favourite verse right now is:
"These words spake Jesus, and lifted up his eyes to heaven, and said, Father, the hour is come; glorify thy Son, that thy Son also may glorify thee: As thou hast given him power over all flesh, that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him."
John 17:1-2, KJV


You might be intrested in how i became Christian, well, i was 5 or 6 years old, i was on a hunting trip with my dad, as i was a sissy back then i didnt want to kill animals, at that day a polar bear snatched me and brought me to its cave where it was going to eat me together with its cubs, but i happened to have my dads Smith & Wesson in my back pocket so i shot them all and praised God, i could feel Jesus being with when i shot those beasts, thats how i became Christian. Then we butchered the bears and gave the meat away for free to all the other eskimoes in the village on the condition that they converted to Christianity.

My apologies for thinking you were a woman, you weren't clear in the first post. Truly a glorious tale about your Salvation! I hope you saved some of that bear meat for yourself. As long as they weren't the bears that scavenge at the garbage dump. They just don't taste right. They like to get into the empty lysol cans and diapers for some reason.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

AMEN!!! Praise God!!!

Praise the Holy Name of Jesus Christ!!!

Perhaps the Faroese are not so bad as the rest of Godless Europe. I think I might actually travel out of the United States for a festival like that. Can we fish with grenades?

Yes, you can fish with grenades, as long as the filthy Denmarkians arent watching and those sissies never dare to attend the dolphin killing festival anyway, it makes them cry and feel sad

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I think that Michele Bachmann would be a good Republican President, but as she is a woman i have my doubts, no never know how they really are, otherwise i would say Rick Perry.

It may interest you to know that Michele Bachmann may possibly be allowed to join the Landover Baptist Church, though the jury is still out regarding her willingness to properly submit to her husband.

Along similar lines, it's possible that Rick Perry may be a pornographer, but we are really hoping and praying this just turns out to be another liberal media smear campaign.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

It may interest you to know that Michele Bachmann may possibly be allowed to join the Landover Baptist Church, though the jury is still out regarding her willingness to properly submit to her husband.

Along similar lines, it's possible that Rick Perry may be a pornographer, but we are really hoping and praying this just turns out to be another liberal media smear campaign.

The accusations of Rick Perry as a pornographer sounds like socialist propaganda created by Obama just to confuse Republican voters, also they havent mentioned this on Fox News, so its probably just lies, and you know what Jesus thinks about liers

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

...and you know what Jesus thinks about liers [SIC]

Friend, that is a strange statement coming from you, given that earlier in this thread, I exposed your bald-faced lies regarding the Faroe Islands.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

LIAR! Even the most cursory Google search will confirm what I already knew, which is that the islands in question are just 27 miles from The Sodomy Capital of the World, and the only people allowed on the islands are researchers:

Faroe Islands

I don't know why you've chosen to come here and lie to us, and quite frankly, it breaks my heart a little bit that you would take advantage of our trusting nature in this way.

God brought you here for a reason, however, and I am going to pray that He will free you from the demon of deception so you can open yourself to being filled up with His spirit and have His anointing oil sprayed all over your face and head until your cup runneth over:

I understand your confusion, i know its not easy to see the difference between the Farallon and Faroe Islands, and as the Faroe Islands is occupied by atheist Danes, they make us look like an atheist state. As i said, i wish that the Faroe Islands gets an American takeover one day.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

And beware that wikipedia is a sickular atheist website with alots of lies, for example they claim that America isnt and has never been a Christian country, i hope that not anyone believe that. Should also be noticed that the pervert owner of wikipedia has been arrested for rape in Switzerland.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

I understand your confusion, i know its not easy to see the difference between the Farallon and Faroe Islands, and as the Faroe Islands is occupied by atheist Danes, they make us look like an atheist state. As i said, i wish that the Faroe Islands gets an American takeover one day.

Amen!

Just to be clear. the faroe island aren't part of Egypt? The last thing we need is more ragheads.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Amen!

Just to be clear. the faroe island aren't part of Egypt? The last thing we need is more ragheads.

Thats right, allthough we have an Egypt-sounding name on our country, we are NOT a part of Egypt, as you may know, all Egyptians are pagans who wouldnt even dare to register on a Godly forum like this. Too bad that our country have a name that causes so much confusion. Egypt is the most evil country in the world, The Bible prooves it.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

OK, but I'm a little concerned about you living just 27 miles from San Francisco. Do you ever get on a boat and sail over here to watch dirty movies and fornicate with construction workers?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Hello from the Faroe Islands

Welcome Mister Faroe man! You are so happy to meet me! I am Mary-Yves! From Quebec!! I am always liking for the new people to meet me!