[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Uhm guys, I just called this GOD-guy... I'm shitting you not, he's exact words:

"Det där jävla forumet kan de stoppa upp någonstans där solen inte skiner. De är ett gäng ignoranta idioter som tolkar saker i en bok inte ens jag skrivit. Jag hatar Schweiz men det är endast pga deras höga berg som petar mig bakifrån. Amerika hatar jag för att de dödar allt och alla jag skapat."

My friend, I don’t know how to explain it to you, but I can’t for the life of me imagine God as a swedish chef.

[Brother Helge]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Don't put words in my mouth, I never once said I WANTED you to be pedophiles. I feel sorry for all the innocent childrens lives you have ruined.

As for my problems, I'm not trying to overcome anything, I've already explained that my purpose is soley to mock your very existance you useless human being.

PS. Masturbating/Pornography rocks, you should try it out once or twice. (not with kids in it).

You are clearly a confused young man, but turning gay is not the answer.

Get straight with Jesus before it is to late!

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Wow, who let the Eskiswedes out of their igloos again? Just when you thought it was safe in God's favourite forum, the Igor's and the Bjorn Agains begin whipping themselves up into a right old Volvo at their hastily assembled Ikea computer desks.

God hates Sweden. Get used to it Eurotrash!

Listen, I know you haven't seen much outside of your trailer you inbred piece of shit. I'm going to make this very simple for even a lesser human like yourself to understand (tops 40 IQ).

T H E R E I S N O G O D.

DO YOU COMPREHEND? I understand that you're jealous of our awsome country where we actually treat people as human beings. While you're wasting your life in your 10 square meter trailer people are having random casual sex, travelling the world, doing drugs, experiencing all kinds of things. That would also make me bitter... Imagine if you're wrong, there is no heaven or hell, you devoted your entire life to nothing. Oh wait, somebody already explained this, CHARLES DARWIN!!!! Better start living now folks before its too late. =D

[Bob4God]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Oh wait, somebody already explained this, CHARLES DARWIN!!!! Better start living now folks before its too late. =D

I wondered how long it would be before you invoked the name of your atheist god, Charles Darwin.

Darwin could say "jump" and you'd all ask "how high?"

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You are clearly a confused young man, but turning gay is not the answer.

Get straight with Jesus before it is to late!

Is that the best you people can come up with? Randomly accuse others of being homosexuals if they disagree with your beliefs?

People like you plus various religious beliefs are the true sources of everything thats bad and evil in the world.

Imagine if every single human being just excluded religion from whatever we were doing. There is no "random what would jesus do-factor". Embrase technology, medical science and everything our race has developed with our own two hands. What a great world it would be!

I bet you would let your own mother die of cancer just because the treatment isn't gods way.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I wondered how long it would be before you invoked the name of your atheist god, Charles Darwin.

Darwin could say "jump" and you'd all ask "how high?"

Yeah God strike down these damn people with their science and actual facts! Lets live like ignorant fat retards instead.

[Brother Helge]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Imagine if every single human being just excluded religion from whatever we were doing... ...What a great world it would be!

OK, get this.
The only thing that keeps this rotten world from falling a part in anarchy and evil is Gods love.
Without Gods love, this would truly be a horrific place.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Listen, I know you haven't seen much outside of your trailer you inbred piece of shit.

Why so angry, friend?

God loves you and so does Jesus. All they want in return is for you to love them back and praise their names.

Harsh language won't solve anything. Your cruel and damning words are unneeded as well as self-hurting. People who talk the calmest and the smartest are heard the loudest; those who yell and resort to cursing are dismissed.

You may feel anger and hatred but this is all a test. You're scared, confused, unsure or even worried about your future and your fate. I know it may seem like I'm prejudging you but I'm not; I'm simply trying to find out why you have to be so hurtful toward the ones who, even if you don't believe it, are doing God's work.

There is nothing wrong with going at your own pace. You may need to sit down, listen to some music, take a bath and relax for a couple of hours before you are calm enough and peaceful enough to pray and listen to God.

If you listen hard and let Him into your mind, soul and heart you'll hear Him telling you what is right and what is good. If you are willing to put the enough in to pray then you will be rewarded.

Read the Bible. Listen to the word of the one who was merciful enough not only to let you live but also to let you be born in the first place. He is the only one who's words are perfect.

You may feel defensive or cornered or trapped but, fear not. Open your heart and recieve His gift of knowledge. He may feel like God is wrong. Like His verses are cruel and His prophets evil but, once again, fear not. Trust God. If His word is followed then you will have nothing to fear. If you put faith in His sacificial son then you will need not to worry.

God is good. Those who are abominations unto Him are not. They aren't pure evil- just misguided and confused. Jesus is a shepard and we are his sheep. If they listen they'll be back on track. Hell is not a nice place to go.



Have faith,

Isaac.

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

OK, get this.
The only thing that keeps this rotten world from falling a part in anarchy and evil is Gods love.
Without Gods love, this would truly be a horrific place.

How come Sweden.. The so called "home of the devil" or whatever, is the most humanistic country in the world?

We accept refugess of all ethnicities, we accept any human being no matter what sexuality and we live in PERFECT harmony with our "sins".

Then we look at the USA... Homeless people on every street corner, rotten economy, new body bags coming home from the middle east every day with american kids who only did what they were told.

I think you're using religion as a shade, because your reality is truly horrific and disgusting. I think you're jealous of us who actually have come as close to YOUR paradise as possible and we're taking it for granted without sucking "gods" dick every sunday.

GET THIS HOMIE, America is MAKING the world fall apart right infront of your eyes.

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Why so angry, friend?

God loves you and so does Jesus. All they want in return is for you to love them back and praise their names.

Harsh language won't solve anything. Your cruel and damning words are unneeded as well as self-hurting. People who talk the calmest and the smartest are heard the loudest; those who yell and resort to cursing are dismissed.

You may feel anger and hatred but this is all a test. You're scared, confused, unsure or even worried about your future and your fate. I know it may seem like I'm prejudging you but I'm not; I'm simply trying to find out why you have to be so hurtful toward the ones who, even if you don't believe it, are doing God's work.

There is nothing wrong with going at your own pace. You may need to sit down, listen to some music, take a bath and relax for a couple of hours before you are calm enough and peaceful enough to pray and listen to God.

If you listen hard and let Him into your mind, soul and heart you'll hear Him telling you what is right and what is good. If you are willing to put the enough in to pray then you will be rewarded.

Read the Bible. Listen to the word of the one who was merciful enough not only to let you live but also to let you be born in the first place. He is the only one who's words are perfect.

You may feel defensive or cornered or trapped but, fear not. Open your heart and recieve His gift of knowledge. He may feel like God is wrong. Like His verses are cruel and His prophets evil but, once again, fear not. Trust God. If His word is followed then you will have nothing to fear. If you put faith in His sacificial son then you will need not to worry.

God is good. Those who are abominations unto Him are not. They aren't pure evil- just misguided and confused. Jesus is a shepard and we are his sheep. If they listen they'll be back on track. Hell is not a nice place to go.



Have faith,

Isaac.

Don't worry, I have faith that the human race will make the right decissions in the end. After all, it wasn't that long ago this planet was ruled by the church and those dumb cocksuckers really did think the earth was flat.

Evolution is the true savior, your religious kind have been holding technology back by FORBIDDING IT??? You've been making the human race evolv SLOWER, this is a scientific fact. Fortunately more and more people realise that you're all full of shit and start living their lives like they're supposed to.

This guy who made this thread is living proof of every single word I've written so far. If you just choose to open your eyes a tiny winy bit more, you'll see it.

[Brother Helge]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

How come Sweden.. The so called "home of the devil" or whatever, is the most humanistic country in the world?

humanistic = atheistic
Thanks for proving the point.

We accept refugess of all ethnicities, we accept any human being no matter what sexuality and we live in PERFECT harmony with our "sins".

Yes, that is part of the problem.

God does not approve race mixing nor homersexuality.

I've heard Reverent Ake Green's terrifying stories about what's going on in Sweden and am well aware that you don't even are ashamed of your sins.

Then we look at the USA... Homeless people on every street corner, rotten economy,

The US of A has been on the wrong path ever since that Obama guy came to power (I give you that), but there are no homeless people in the streets of Freehold.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Yeah God strike down these damn people with their science and actual facts! Lets live like ignorant fat retards instead.

Now, THAT was totally uncalled for! All we do is giving True Christian™ love away and spreading the good news on how awesome God and the Holy Bible are! How did we deserve such an awful add homer* attack? (*see, I can speak latino)

Besides, you are sadly misinformed: I’m not fat! I’m fairly below 310 pounds; my pastor told me that ©holisterol is a sign of holiness and that I should not worry about anything that secular doctor told me.

...Then we look at the USA... Homeless people on every street corner, rotten economy...

What’s wrong about that? Aren’t you monkey-worshiping Darwinists supporting “survival of the fittest”?

...new body bags coming home from the middle east every day with american kids who only did what they were told...

FYI: all those heroes died for the Holy Cause® went straight to Heaven! Rejoice!

YiC, DUH

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

humanistic = atheistic
Thanks for proving the point.



Yes, that is part of the problem.

God does not approve race mixing nor homersexuality.

I've heard Reverent Ake Green's terrifying stories about what's going on in Sweden and am well aware that you don't even are ashamed of your sins.



The US of A has been on the wrong path ever since that Obama guy came to power (I give you that), but there are no homeless people in the streets of Freehold.

Ok, I'm not even going to try to convince you because you're brainwashed. Your life is already over, however next time I shoot a load over a beautiful hookers' skank-patch.. I'll think of you sitting there, old fat and lonely missing out on everything. All because your daddy hit you, raped you and told you this is how it is. I feel sorry for you.

BUT I GUESS I'LL BE SORRY WHEN IM BURNING IN HELL RIGHT? HAHAH

[odinist]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Didnt know christianity was a trademark.

And wouldn it be better to actually get over here to try to make us see the "truth" instead of hiding behind your computer screen?

And to all swedes here, these guys are unable to defend themselves ( i wrote in english so you inbred fools know what i said)

[Nikolai]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Now, THAT was totally uncalled for! All we do is giving True Christian™ love away and spreading the good news on how awesome God and the Holy Bible are! How did we deserve such an awful add homer* attack? (*see, I can speak latino)

Besides, you are sadly misinformed: I’m not fat! I’m fairly below 310 pounds; my pastor told me that ©holisterol is a sign of holiness and that I should not worry about anything that secular doctor told me.



What’s wrong about that? Aren’t you monkey-worshiping Darwinists supporting “survival of the fittest”?


FYI: all those heroes died for the Holy Cause® went straight to Heaven! Rejoice!

YiC, DUH

If it wasn't for the "monkey-worshiping Darwinists" you wouldn't even be able to have this conversation with me, THERE WOULD BE NO COMPUTERS. We'd still be at the fucking stoneage if the church had its way with this planet.

You ask me whats wrong with you weighing 3 times the homless guy asking for your change? If you don't even understand that yourself then you must be the dumbest motherfucker alive.