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  • Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

    We've all heard about the recent controversy over (soon-to-be president) Romney's refusal to release his tax returns over the last 10 years. His wife explained it pretty well, for a girl.




    And Willard has made some very pertinent points on John Kerry's wife's tax returns lately too!




    But of course the Demoncrats are relentless and continue to make the unreasonable demand that Mitt release 10 years' worth of tax returns, just because that old queen Harry Reid (a fellow mormoon I might add) has claimed that Mitt paid zero taxes over that time.

    Now the president of the Tea Party Nation has come up with a wonderful compromise: If Obama will release his medical records, proving that he isn't a queer and he isn't a crack head, and then Mitt Romney will release 10 years' worth of tax returns.
    Tea Party president demands Obama prove he isn't gay and doesn't smoke crack

    The president of Tea Party Nation Corporations, based in Tenessee, is Judson Phillips. He recently wrote an essay that made several ridiculous assertions that if Mitt Romney was going to be forced to release his tax returns that President Obama should, in kind, release medical records. This, Phillips feels, would help prove that the president is not a drug addict, and that he has never had gay sex.

    Phillips bases his statements and implications on the claims of a career conman of 29 years named Larry Sinclair, who in 1999 says that he had sex with President Obama and then shared some crack with him. Quite the source. Sinclair also published a book about the alleged incident, which I will not name to deprive him of free exposure. The profit involved in stoking the fears of others might be a clue into the mentality of someone who would make up a story like this. He certainly did not write the book for free.

    Please note that during a press conference for his book, Larry Sinclair was arrested for fraud.

    The Tea Partier went on to ask, "Is Obama an addict? Was he an addict in the past? These are all legitimate questions to ask about a man who has his hands on the nuclear trigger."

    Except that the president has had his finger on the 'trigger' for over three years. This entire letter is simply designed to play to the lowest common denominator of politics. It shows quite clearly that The Tea Party is afraid of the president, and that they have nothing to use against him. They, therefore, dig into their bag of smears.

    This particular claim is especially ridiculous, and desperate. The right wing hopes to deflect questions away about Mitt Romney's past and why he refuses to release his tax returns in the name of transparency. It has been a bane to his campaign, and many top Conservative pundits concede that he is involved in a losing battle.
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    Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

    Like the founders of America said, Americans "are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights"

    What about The Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution? Doesn't it protect people from unreasonable searches and protect their privacy? Mitt Romney was nice enough to release two years of his tax returns. He is under no obligation to release more.

    Apparently our God given rights only matter to liberals when it is convenient for them. Just as many of them claim to be Christians then ignore God's word, they claim to support America but then ignore its most cherished values when it suits their interests.

    They are already trying to take away our God given guns. It won't be long before they try to outlaw freedom of speech and Christianity altogether.
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      Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

      Zeke, I heard Sinclair's book was a pop-up book. Is that true?

      I don't think I want to see a pop-up crack pipe.
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        Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

        The Tea Party's suggestion to ask Obama to submit medical records proving that he isn't a drug addict, faggot-Muslim is totally reasonable. The problem, of course, is that even if Obama agrees to open his medical records, you just know that he's going to submit false documents. How do we know that? Well, just look at that obviously fake birth certificate he came up with "proving" that he was born in Hawaii.

        Fortunately, the Tea Party has many brilliant members who were home-schooled and are master sleuths. For example, their diligent investigations have proven that global warming and evolution are both hoaxes, that organic food is the number one cause of cancer, that eliminating taxes for the rich will balance the budget, and that repealing the minimum wage will double the income of workers.

        Anyway, our Tea Party investigators have found Obama's real birth certificate, proving that he was born in Kenya:



        This is rock solid proof that the so-called "Certificate of Live Birth" that Hussein Obama posted online was a fake. Thus, we can be sure that any medical reports Obama posts showing that he isn't a queer or a drug addict will be just as fake. Meanwhile, our crack investigators continue their hard work. I've just received an email from a fellow Tea Party member informing me that he's got a copy of a medical report showing that Obama has AIDS, is hermaphroditic, and has orangutan genes in his blood. An examination of Hussein-Obama's feces proved that he eats aborted fetuses for lunch.

        More revelations later, as our investigations continue.
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          Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

          This is just a matter of putting the burden of proof where it belongs. It's every bit as reasonable to ask the Kenyan usurper to prove that he has never been a drug addict or committed the sin of Sodom as it is to ask an atheist to prove that there is no God and that Jesus never walked on water.
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            Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

            For all of his talk about running a transparent government, Obama has been the single most opaque administration our country has ever had. He has repeatedly refused to address simple, straight-forward questions, instead choosing to stuff his head in the sand and hope that everything blows over. And I, for one, am sick of it.

            I am sick of the lies. I am sick of the "man-behind-the-curtain" politics. And I am certain that Obama will continue to ignore this, just like he has ignored everything else. And the liberals will continue to back him, regardless of these dark questions swirling overhead.

            It's a simple question: every time I am asked if I am gay, I answer "absolutely not, it is an abomination to my Lord & Savior". Has Obama said this, even once? If so, I haven't heard it! His silence speaks volumes
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              Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              It's a simple question: every time I am asked if I am gay, I answer "absolutely not, it is an abomination to my Lord & Savior". Has Obama said this, even once? If so, I haven't heard it! His silence speaks volumes.
              Especially since he is credited as co-author of this volume.



              The biggest untold story of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election... Finally, the no-holds-barred, 100% true story of Barack Obama's use and sale of cocaine; his homosexual affairs and the December 23, 2007 murder of Barack Obama's former lover and choir director of Obama's Chicago church of 20 years, Donald Young, just days before the 2008 Iowa Caucus. This searing candid story begins with Barack Obama meeting Larry Sinclair in November, 1999, and subsequently procuring and selling cocaine, and then engaging in consensual, homosexual sex with Sinclair on November 6th and again on November 7, 1999. You'll read in riveting detail how Sinclair, in 2007, repeatedly contacted and requested that the Obama campaign simply come clean about their candidate's 1999 drug use and sales. You learn how the Obama campaign, David Axelrod and Barack Obama used . . .
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                Re: Tea Party Makes Reasonable Offer to Obama

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Especially since he is credited as co-author of this volume.

                Great detective work, Rev. Rod. But you know, with liberals, it does no good to present news articles, books, and actual photographic proof showing how Obama is the Kenyan Gay-Muslim Anti-Christ. For example, my company's Tabloid Department just recently ran this exposé:


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                Plus on page 3 we even presented this photographic proof:


                Obama at 2012 Gay Pride Festival,
                San Francisco



                Furthermore, we've even got proof that Obama is into bestiality:


                Obama having sex with a chicken


                And recently the bot we've named "Victor Thorn" came out with this blockbuster book that blows the lid off of Obama's secret life as a crack-dealer who eats live babies during Satanic rituals:


                (note: actual photo)

                Despite such irrefutable proof, those dumb liberals just refuse to see The Truth. That's why they continue to believe such obvious frauds as evolution, when all True Christians know that the Earth was created 6000 years ago when God farted after eating a bad bean burrito. Well, I guess it just goes to show the wisdom in that old saying, "You can bring the camel to the water but you can't make him drink."

                Fortunately, by eliminating funding for public schools (which all teach communism and atheism), we are turning the tide. The next generation of Americans won't even know what evolution is, and they'll think that Global Warming™ (note: trademarked by Uranus Corporation) is the name of a company that sells heating and air-conditioning systems (not the mention publishing the above-mentioned Globe newspaper).
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