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  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    This Thread made me sick brain washed piece of doo doo selling his daughter for money man we live in a messed up world shame on you
    Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 05-12-2012, 05:22 PM. Reason: Naughty words replaced with language fit for a Christin forum.

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    • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      so you all are just trolls? huh.

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      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by RevelationsBabex View Post
        so you all are just trolls? huh.
        Why would we troll our own forum? That doesn't even make sense.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Why would we troll our own forum? That doesn't even make sense.
          Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.

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          • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Originally posted by RevelationsBabex View Post
            Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.
            Then why is Exodus 21:7 in the Bible? "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do".

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            • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by Jpagan View Post
              Thank you, thats most helpful. And now I know exactly where to look in my new KJV Bible for some more clarity!

              But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo.
              You may have the germ of an idea there.

              A woman choosing to become an ex-harlot could learn how to be a proper wife as she helps a man choosing to become an ex-gay learn to be a man.
              Originally posted by Odin54 View Post
              I believe this whole post proves something:

              Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right
              Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told.
              So it was right for Jeffrey Dahmer to rape and murder and eat young homosexual Asian boys? Surely he was told he shouldn't.

              (Jeffrey Dahmer was an atheist who found Jesus while in prison.)

              It was right for Stalin to massacre millions? Surely he was told it wasn't the right thing to do.

              Or would you care to try your little Internet meme again?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                ALL OF YOU FUCKS ARE STUPID AS FUCK AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE. Why have kid's if you can't afford to keep them? FUCKING IDIOTS!

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                • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by RevelationsBabex View Post
                  Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.
                  If you read this thread, you'll see the love Good Christian Woman has for her daughter, Naomi. She offered a more than fair exchange for a functional help meet, and in return, Naomi has hope for salvation.
                  Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  1 Timothy 2:15
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Then why is Exodus 21:7 in the Bible? "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do".
                    Do you realize that we're not in bible times anymore, lollll. Are you trying to pretend you are? Selling your daughter in today's society is a ton different than selling her back then. I don't condone selling your daughter at all. You all take the bible so literally and then twist it all up and then stupid shit comes back out.

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                    • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by RevelationsBabex View Post
                      Do you realize that we're not in bible times anymore, lollll...
                      Yes.

                      ... Are you trying to pretend you are? ...
                      No.

                      ...Selling your daughter in today's society is a ton different than selling her back then...
                      Do you see a "Best Before" date on your Bible? Jesus' message is eternal:

                      Hebrews 13:8 "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever."

                      ... I don't condone selling your daughter at all...
                      Nor do I (I'm atheist, thanks for noticing), but bride-price is condoned by the Bible. All Bibles, not just the King James. In fact, the KJV is more "humane" than most; the verse in question refers to the girl as a "maidservant", where most translations call her a "slave".

                      ... You all take the bible so literally and then twist it all up and then stupid shit comes back out.
                      How is it "twisted" by quoting it word-for-word, with citations and references? Wouldn't "twisting" it be what happens in mainstream churches (like the one your parents go to), where they deny what's plainly written in the Book they're praising?

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                      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?
                        RAPISTS SHOULD DIE PER THE BIBLE
                        Deuteronomy 22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die

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                        • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by dogstarz View Post
                          Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?
                          Are you implying that you are a federal law enforcement officer? That's a felony under Title 18 USC § 912.

                          Transmission of a threat across state lines complicates matters.

                          Please be very careful how you reply. Be advised, professed ignorance of the law, or claims of "joking" or "you misunderstood me" generally fall on deaf ears.



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

                            Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                            Also, you are embarrassing yourself and making a fool of yourself and wasting the time of Law Enforcement Officers like myself.

                            Do you know how sick cops get of people like you?
                            btw officer porker; I had some faggot ass cops such as yourself giving me a hard time for a little bit of gods gift in my American sandwich bag and he stripped my new Acura.

                            He was also Portuguese; not that race or culture should matter in social settings but I was offended by his lack of knowledge on the law, No reason to search me there was no smells or anything out for cause and he wants to take me to jail & tow me car not even reading my Miranda rights he calls a women officer to strip the harlots in my vehicle; The only reason I drove my car home that night and went to bed was because those harlots had no other way home. They can't fly like they want to.

                            Burn in hell ignorant doughnut consumer.

                            ~ Sincerely ~
                            Rips4Jesus.

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                            • Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

                              Originally posted by ColitaBinger View Post
                              btw officer porker; I had some faggot ass cops such as yourself giving me a hard time for a little bit of gods gift in my American sandwich bag and he stripped my new Acura.

                              He was also Portuguese; not that race or culture should matter in social settings but I was offended by his lack of knowledge on the law, No reason to search me there was no smells or anything out for cause and he wants to take me to jail & tow me car not even reading my Miranda rights he calls a women officer to strip the harlots in my vehicle; The only reason I drove my car home that night and went to bed was because those harlots had no other way home. They can't fly like they want to.

                              Burn in hell ignorant doughnut consumer.

                              ~ Sincerely ~
                              Rips4Jesus.
                              Dear Godmocking Whore;

                              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by dogstarz View Post
                                Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?


                                The police? Do you have even the slightest clue as to how the world works? The Iowa Department of Revenue sets sales tax rates, not the local police. In Freehold, the tax rate is 6%. However, there is an exemption in the tax code for what are known as Casual Sales. Casual Sales are transactions by non-retailers or occasional sales that do not fall under a businesses every day or "typical" operations. An example would be a machine shop selling a piece of used equipment that they no longer needed.

                                As Naomi's parents are not in the business of selling brides, the transaction is exempt. Interestingly, if they sell two more of their children within 12 months of selling me Naomi, they would need to charge tax on the third sale, as three or more similar transactions in a twelve month period become de facto "typical" business procedures.

                                Also nearly all vehicle sales, even between private parties, require the seller to collect sales tax, but Naomi is not a car. I swear, unsaved people are so stupid!
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