Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.

We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.

One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.

We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

I promise before Jesus and everybody else that I will not flirt, sashay or bandy any feminine charms in Mitt Romney's vicinity.


In fact, Romney sort of inspires a cold, fearful righteousness in me.



Primly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.

The ladies are already after him. They know that since he's a Mormoon cultist, there's always room for one more wife.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

Let us not forget any man who makes a move on Mitt!

After all, when Ann Romney mentioned that Mitt was "not at all stiff" and that she wishes people would "unzip him and find out", homosexual bloggers (with the exception of most conservative bloggers, bloggers are all homosexual) interpreted it as a sexual reference, and suggested that perhaps Mitt wants to be manhandled!