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  • #16
    Re: Safety First: What the unsaved trash NEED to know about demon

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Since the demons are essentially squatters, I wonder if we could have our good Mayor or Town Hall simply serve them with 30-day eviction notices?

    This is our land and our citizens
    Good idea, Mistress Cookie. If there is one thing we should pride ourselves in, it is that the City of Freehold is sin free and not possessed by the Devil.

    Our guard must be up and the hammer down.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #17
      Re: Safety First: What the unsaved trash NEED to know about demon

      Originally posted by Cardinal Dario Fungi View Post
      You impertinent woman! Do you want to get those who are possessed KILLED? The ONLY thing you can do is contact the Holy Roman Catholic Church!

      We have been in the exorcism business for 2,000 years. Are you sure you aren't possessed? Just in case, read this:

      Everywhere you see (X) make the sign of the Catholic cross on yourself. This is very important. if you fail to do this, or do it at the wrong time, you may STRENGTHEN the demon instead of weakening it.

      Translation for those too ignorant of basic Latin, the Holy Language of God and Mother Mary:Just so we are all clear, this is JUST THE BEGINNING. A trained priest will then do the rest of the ritual as listed below. If you think you have a demon possession on your hands, contact your local Catholic church. Our rates are very reasonable.
      This will make the demons go away if i may ask;by babbling meaningless words. Instead of exercising the authority in the name and blood of Jesus with authority.

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      • #18
        Re: Safety First: What the unsaved trash NEED to know about demon

        Originally posted by Adaeze Ozoagu View Post
        This will make the demons go away if i may ask;by babbling meaningless words. Instead of exercising the authority in the name and blood of Jesus with authority.
        Mister, you're replying to a filthy catlick mackerel-snapper, probably the least-informed group of people on earth (as far as the Bible and Jesus are concerned...they know a LOT about pedophilia and queersexuality).

        Now: how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and telling us all about yourself: we want to get to know you!



        Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

        Z. Smyth
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