[Witch Hammer]

Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One

Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.

9. Guzzle blood
10. Eat babies
11. Finger paint with feces
12. Etc.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One

My father wants to make sure he is a good husband before I get married. I'm a virgin so no 'living in sin'. When you have to be an emo you can spot an emo. So I think you may just be confused.

My dear a father should already know he will make a good husband before he sets eyes on you. I am not confused. You need to come clean about your heathen ways. Stop acting like a whore and start acting like a young Christian lady.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One

Emos??? (I hope that is the correct plural of Emo).

Emi? I'm not well versed in the vernacular of the hell-bound, either...

[Didymus Much]

Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One

...To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.

This one's easy: wears two or more belts.

Cyndi Lauper was emo? Wow.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.

Having read your Introduction it occurred to me if this post also contains an unfortunate spelling error?! I found no data on "emos" on KJB but - regarding created kinds - I began to wonder if you meant emus, those Austrian flightless fowl? They entered the Ark provided by our LORD (Genesis 6:20) and have inhabited the deserts of Austria ever thereafter.

I have here a picture of a typical Austrian emu:

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110809151249/necyklopedia/sk/images/2/2c/Emo_emu.jpg

Exactly as you depicted in your list.

Was the play you participated in some rousing Austrian play such as "The Sound of Music". I suppose you played the part of one of these emus?

Acts 19:31 shows you the only kind of theatre you are supposed to be involved in (by listening as a female).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

Here is what u are looking Brother Elmer... Brace yourself for this disturbing age...

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

Here is what u are looking Brother Elmer... Brace yourself for this disturbing age...

Brother Frednekk, can this be true?! Help me LORD God in wrath before this abomination. Help me, sweet Jesus Christ! I never knew.

I looked at the KJV for guidance. This is what I found:


Acts 6:11
Then they suborned men, which said, We have heard him speak blasphemous words against Moses, and against God.

This is prophecy and definite proof that these emos/emi are indeed satanic.

Praise the LORD for showing this to me, albeit this be horrendous!

Yours,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One

I don't know if there are any giants among the emo.

In Friesland the emo's all seem to be at least 7’ tall and listen to the most dreadful "experimental" music where you all stand there and then the backline explodes and that's "art" as Miss Dutch Girl will probably be able to confirm. The streets are very tidy however. That will be due to OCD, just another sneaky masquerade from that old serpent to suck us in. I'd rather possess nits.

[CiaLoy]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.

[Des]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.

Since you are obviously an Emu, why aren't you off cutting yourself like the rest of your cult?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

You people are so stereotypical. It's pathetic.

Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please feel free to contribute your Biblically sanctioned opinions by providing the chapter and verse the in which the LORD says it first.

[Marco Polo]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

What music is ok for kids?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

What music is ok for kids?

Thank you for your enquiry.

James 5:12-15 above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation. Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

There is an intro. forum here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

What music is ok for kids?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Holy Henry]

Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one

I don't know why people fear the EMO types. They are more likely to harm themselves than anyone else.