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  • #1

    Candid Obama photo...

    Brothers and Sisters,

    I come to you concerned.... A concerned student showed me this picture earlier today, and I present it to you...




    *THIS* is what we have to look forward to on our private beaches if he gets elected. Can you imagine this? A nice family outing, picnic baskets packed, sun out, the beach sand as white as a GOP Primary, and suddenly.... "WUT UP NIGGAZ"?

    Vote GOP 2008!
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
    Tags: barrack obama, election 2008, racism: worse than misogyny
  • #2
    Re: Candid Obama photo...

    Note: The former is an adult-rated image and should not be viewed by children or women.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • #3
      Re: Candid Obama photo...

      Oh, how horrible! A presidential candidate shouldn't be showing that much skin! I'm shocked. How inappropriate.
      Howdy.

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      • #4
        Re: Candid Obama photo...

        I think this picture has been doctored.

        The fluro thong that Obama is wearing has clearly been photo-shopped.
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        Exodus 22:18         says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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        • #5
          Re: Candid Obama photo...

          Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
          I think this picture has been doctored.

          The fluro thong he is wearing has clearly been photo-shopped.
          So you think the boy was prancing around in his birthday suit on a public beach? If so, thank Jesus someone did alter that photo. I am not at all interested in having the image of his enormously huge nigra tallywacker burned into my memory for all time.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Candid Obama photo...

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So you think the boy was prancing around in his birthday suit on a public beach? If so, thank Jesus someone did alter that photo. I am not at all interested in having the image of his enormously huge nigra tallywacker burned into my memory for all time.
            That is exactly what I was thinking Pastor. And let me tell you, I am outraged to think what he is getting up to running around with his wedding tackle out and all the small children around.
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            Exodus 22:18             says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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            • #7
              Re: Candid Obama photo...

              On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
              I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
              Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
              Howdy.

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              • #8
                Re: Candid Obama photo...

                Originally posted by Silent Wren View Post
                On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
                I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
                Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
                It always better to be honest.

                Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.
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                Exodus 22:18                 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                • #9
                  Re: Candid Obama photo...

                  Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                  It always better to be honest.

                  Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.
                  I didn't even stop and think that she was imposing her evilness on me by the invite. How dare she! If she wants me to join in her wrongdoing, she is not really a mate at all.
                  Thank you for the input, love. I need to weed out the baddies and lead a true christian life free of people like her.
                  Howdy.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Candid Obama photo...

                    I think he should go. Then upon his return he can give us all the details, no matter how sordid, about the experience.



                    Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                    It always better to be honest.

                    Condemn her for the slutty whore that she is. I believe she also requires punishment for attempting to corrupt others into sin.


                     Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Candid Obama photo...

                      Originally posted by Silent Wench View Post
                      On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
                      I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
                      Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
                      Originally posted by Silent Wench View Post
                      I didn't even stop and think that she was imposing her evilness on me by the invite. How dare she! If she wants me to join in her wrongdoing, she is not really a mate at all.
                      Thank you for the input, love. I need to weed out the baddies and lead a true christian life free of people like her.
                      Are you sure you're from Missouri? Because I've been there before, and I've never heard anyone there speaking in foreign tongues like this.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • #12
                        Re: Candid Obama photo...

                        Originally posted by Silent Wench View Post
                        On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
                        I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
                        Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
                        I think the safest thing to do would probably be to just stone her.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Candid Obama photo...

                          Originally posted by Silent Wench View Post
                          On the subject of nudity, a gal mate of mine wanted to know if I would go to a nude beach with her when her family goes vacationing in Hawaii in July.
                          I told her I would think about it, but it seems like a nude beach would be an awfully good excuse for people to engage in pre-merital physical relations.
                          Do you guys think I should go anyway, because I didn't divy up a "no" right away? Or should I try to convince her not to go because bad things may happen to her and her family?
                          A nude beach in Hawaii? Have you applied to Pastor Al at Landover West for a personal escort to protect you? The application fee is quite modest, when submitted with sufficient photographic documentation to verify the potential for unwanted harassment.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Candid Obama photo...

                            Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

                            Nakedness is shameful and wrong!
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                            • #15
                              Re: Candid Obama photo...

                              Perhaps his Landover-approved beachwear was in the laundry.

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