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  • #16
    Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

    Japs have sharp corners everywhere, especially on their teeth. That is why they are called "chinks". The myth of the vampire is based on ornamental peoples such as the Japs and the Chinkanese. They have squinty, mean looking eyes that are the result of scowling while they are still in the womb, which is when they start plotting their destructive rampages of child pornography and human trafficking, which is all they are known for apart from VCRs and sex robots.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #17
      Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      I just threw up a little in my mouth Pastor.

      Why on earth was his tallywhacker in her mouth.

      It just doesn't make sense!

      Genesis 24:57
      And they said, We will call the damsel, and enquire at her mouth
      Well, it's a sure way to make a woman shut-up. Although I'm not to sure if those Asian fellows have enough 'meat' for that...

      YiC,

      Rev. Friday Obobo
      Numbers35:19
      The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

      Rev. Friday Obobo. Chucking spears for Jesus.

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      • #18
        Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

        Originally posted by Rev. Friday Obobo View Post
        Well, it's a sure way to make a woman shut-up.
        A FAR more Godly way to make a woman 'shut up' is to give her a KJV and refer her to 1 Timothy 2:11

        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

        The difficult part is teaching her to read first.

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        • #19
          Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

          Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
          The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza.
          Those are all Catholic abominations.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • #20
            Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

            Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
            Singapore isn't in Japan. It's a city and a country in itself. Very scenic actually. Why does no one on here know basic geography. There are other countries in the world.
            Race mixing is wrong anyway...
            God hates race mixers.
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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            • #21
              Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

              Karma's a bitch.
              And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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              • #22
                Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                Originally posted by Jarpen View Post
                Karma's a bitch.
                Karma is a ridiculous myth with not a shred of supporting evidence. Please stop spouting such nonsense on a Christian discussion board.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #23
                  Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Karma is a ridiculous myth with not a shred of supporting evidence. Please stop spouting such nonsense on a Christian discussion board.
                  Amen!! Preach it, Brother! So-called "karma" is nothing but a trick of satan's, trying to lure decent White people into a life of demon worship!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Creationism is a ridiculous myth with not a shred of supporting evidence. Please stop spouting such nonsense on a Christian discussion board.
                    Fixed it.
                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                    • #25
                      Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                      Originally posted by Jarpen View Post
                      Fixed it.
                      The Bible proves creationism. Now what's your proof for karma?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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