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    I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

    So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free

    Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible.

    But then I saw it was for Catlicks!

    But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
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    Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free

    Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible.

    But then I saw it was for Catlicks!

    But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead?
    I really don't think it's worth reading. Everything you need to know about witches can be found in the KJV Bible. Remember that as a True Christian we have the God given right and responsibility to rebuke demons at anytime. That book basically puts Satan on equal footing with God and makes it look lie a True Christian(TM) couldn't spot a demon when they saw one. The book also talks about using astrology, divination and other evil tools in order to find witches.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

      I don't know .... Have you put some kind of spell on me baby??!!
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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      • #4
        Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

        Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers!

        Truly we women are an evil sex

        Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too!
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • #5
          Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
          So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free

          Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible.

          But then I saw it was for Catlicks!

          But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead?

          Good news is it's chock full of creative ways to kill sinners. Makes Saw IV look like Mr. Rogers.

          If you're into Holy Torture Porn, it's worth a read, despite it's sinful origin.
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • #6
            Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

            The Witches Hammer? Great book, I highly recommend it. The study of witches and demons and how to dispose of them is always worthwhile.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers!

              Truly we women are an evil sex

              Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too!
              I do have 2 sisters who live down the road from you in that cesspool of a town called Baltimore. Perhaps someday ....??
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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