[JennyD]

Re: I Tawt I Taw a Homer Today!

I also found this video to be very helpful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPkMik0EBII

Why, I noticed some of those same traits in my former hairdresser, whom I had to help stone to death when he was convicted of Homerism.

Thank you for posting that very useful video!

[Migraine]

Re: I Tawt I Taw a Homer Today!

well i can tell you this much!!

my sister in sin and i are planning a lovely get together at the local church later this evening.

we are both lesbian and we are going to have sex on the pastors pulpit as well as drink each others blood. her wonderful muskiness is begging for my tongue and mine is begging for hers!!!

so hows that for satanic homers for ya !!!

AVE SATANAS
in satan we trust

[JennyD]

Re: I Tawt I Taw a Homer Today!

well i can tell you this much!!

my sister in sin and i are planning a lovely get together at the local church later this evening.

we are both lesbian and we are going to have sex on the pastors pulpit as well as drink each others blood. her wonderful muskiness is begging for my tongue and mine is begging for hers!!!

so hows that for satanic homers for ya !!!

AVE SATANAS
in satan we trust

Ooooo, a teenage idiot trying to shock us.

News flash, girlie: We've heard it all before. You're not shocking anyone here; loudmouth attention whores like you are a dime a dozen.

We're here to talk about how Jesus can forgive your sins and spare you an eternity in Hellfire, not ridiculous nonsense some person can cook up trying to elicit emotional reactions in others.

[Robbie]

Re: I Tawt I Taw a Homer Today!

It also drives away businesses. What real capitalist would want to do business with sodomites?

I do take one issue with what you've said. We are not Romanists and do not have "priests." We believe in the priesthood of believers, as taught in I Peter chapter 2.

My apologies! It must have been a slip of the keys. I meant, of course, to say "pastor" not "priest". We all know that priest are child-molesting homers.

I want to thank Pastor Ezekiel for posting the 'Boys Beware' video. It is a highly disturbing thing to watch, but it has saved the lives of countless God-fearing Christian boys. I am glad that this video was made, back in the good old days when it wasn't considered "wrong" or "homerphobic" to state truth - that queers are paedophiles. Nowadays of course, the Liebral Homersexual Agenda means we can't even tell our kids the truth about the gay threat.

It is all in the Bible! Look what happened at Sodom! Will America be the next victim? I pray that more people see the truth and repent their evil ways, as Alex the Russian has done.

[Chezund Rice]

Re: I Tawt I Taw a Homer Today!

I always tell my boys to shoot first and ask questions later; Or if you're seen, shoot first and answer the cop's questions later (with a lawyer present).
If they're only suspicious looking, you can plink 'em with a .22 in their corduroy pants pockets and usually get a hand (and only get a warn'in around these parts for discharging a weapon in a public place).
But if you're sure, I always tell 'em to use their .45's seeing as how that'll cure them homers from any of those sick thoughts when they're miss'in most of their equipment.

See'in as how that feller you spotted was in an SUV, could you have backed into him and triggered his air bag? A 200 mile per hour shot to his hand in his pocket woulda been as good as a bullet (and less messy with the police and all).