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Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 06:07 AM
I saw this thing in my garden and managed to catch him in a leg trap. It's back leg is messed up though. But what is it?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I saw this thing in my garden and managed to catch him in a leg trap. It's back leg is messed up though. But what is it?
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How fortunate we are to be True Christians™ and to have God's promise of Salvation and His Divine protection against all manner of things which are coming on the earth, brother!
For it is written ...
Luke 21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
Luke 21:26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken ...
Shall we pray?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 08:30 AM
Sister Noddy. What are you doing here? I asked a man's opinion!
How many times have you been hunting?
Where's Elmer or Marshall? They'll know.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 12:52 PM
It's not a bat. Maybe it's a chihuahua?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 01:01 PM
Maybe its a baby chupachabura. You know, one of those Messicant goat sodomizers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 01:15 PM
It reminds me of this, but these had a shave recently.
I think they are from Egypt.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 02:23 PM
kind of looks like a big-eared shellless armadillo.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I saw this thing in my garden and managed to catch him in a leg trap. It's back leg is messed up though. But what is it?
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OMG! it's a demon! KILL it and send it back to HELL before it possesses you!
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
I think they are from Egypt.
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Ugh, leave it to the towelheads to come up with something that ugly.
I'd kill it just to be on the safe side, Brother Mayfield. If Wide-Open's suspicion is correct, it could be some new form of terrorism.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 03:30 PM
I might put it on E-Bay first and see how much money I can get before I kill it.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 06:37 PM
don't be greedy
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Xandria
don't be greedy
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Are you saying he should just put it in a sack and beat it with a baseball bat until it's tenderized, then BBQ it?
That's what I'd do, Brother Eliot. It looks a mite stringy, probably needs some good tenderizing.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I might put it on E-Bay first and see how much money I can get.[...]
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Good idea, but warn against eating it.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-18-2008, 09:27 PM
Don't send it to a True Christian, though- You wouldn't want it to hurt anyone worthwhile.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-19-2008, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I might put it on E-Bay first and see how much money I can get before I kill it.
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Advertise it as a direct descendant of a rat who passed within 50 feet of Joseph of Arimathea; the Catlicks will be rioting in the effort to outbid each other -- hopefully there will be fatalities.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-19-2008, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I saw this thing in my garden and managed to catch him in a leg trap. It's back leg is messed up though. But what is it?
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Nancy Pelosi?
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-19-2008, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Are you saying he should just put it in a sack and beat it with a baseball bat until it's tenderized, then BBQ it?
That's what I'd do, Brother Eliot. It looks a mite stringy, probably needs some good tenderizing.
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By far, the best idea! May I suggest feeding it properly first as it looks awfully skinny.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-19-2008, 10:08 PM
It looks like a very old cat, that has been beaten around quite alot. You would probably do it a favour by killing it, it looks like it wont be seeing many better days.
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Re: Hey Guys, What in the World is this? -
06-19-2008, 10:39 PM
Maybe it's a crack cat. Offer it some money and see if it will have sex with another feline.
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