[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Mooslim slants want to visit Freehold

Only mooslims marry 6 year olds (and she'll be 6 by then).
And no. She doesn't have child-bearing hips. She's just a skinny little 5 year old, even if she is a very pretty little girl.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mooslim slants want to visit Freehold

NOTICE TO CITIZENS OF FREEHOLD:

As part of the effort to welcome our visiting Muslim dignitary, your City is holding it's annual FREEHOLD SUMMER STONING FESTIVAL on

Saturday, April 17.

Committees are already working on events. Scheduled for far are these:

1. A Pentagon demonstration of modern stone warfare using the catapult.

2. A benefit concert for the Freehold Sanctity of Marriage Committee starring anti homer recording artist, Anita Bryant.

3. Following a sermon from Pastor Zeke, an short warning about sin message from Franklin Graham (Billy's favorite son).

Suggestions are welcome for other events.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Mooslim slants want to visit Freehold

Currently I'm looking at a number of options to keep the children amused. My husband Mike, is organising a workshop for pre-school boys on making their own slingshots. They will be able to test them out on some of the feral cats hanging around Freehold, that we plan to capture before the event. More children's events to be announced.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mooslim slants want to visit Freehold

Apologies, the date of the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival is May 17.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor