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Which is why I come here to see what I can do about it.
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Sorry I didn't realize because I didn't make an introduction post that god will send his vengeance upon me. SorryOriginally posted by James Hutchins View PostWhy do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Just stop being a damned queer, okay? It makes God sick.Originally posted by advil0 View PostWhich is why I come here to see what I can do about it.
Any ideas?
Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Ignore him, he's a sad sad man that lives a pathetic existence in which he seeks to demoralize others.
And be proud of your homosexuality! There is no cure for it. You are who you are.Comment
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Isn't that why I came here? To get help? Not to be told it makes god sick, I'm pretty sure I know that :/Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostJust stop being a damned queer, okay? It makes God sick.Comment
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
KISS
Stop prancing about like a nancyboy. Be a man, snap out of it.
Not that hard, is it?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
You can't tell someone to just "Snap out of it", that won't fix anything.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostKISS
Stop prancing about like a nancyboy. Be a man, snap out of it.
Not that hard, is it?Comment
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Get off this site now. You won't find divine help here. Please, do some soul searching.Originally posted by advil0 View Post
Realize that being gay was not a choice of yours, it's just who you are.
You will not burn in Hell for it, I promise.Comment
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Check out the ex-gay program. There are many former homers who are now married and have children. You can work on it too.Originally posted by advil0 View Post
It starts with a little choices and builds up to the big choice: to no longer be a homer.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Yes, listen to BrittanyKelton! You can TRUST her. It's not like she was already busted for LYING, eh BRITTANY?Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
But hey, BRITTANY feel free to prove Hell does not exist and our friend is not going there. Looks like you are Ms. Tolerante, huh? Standing by while someone condemns himself to Hell.
Tell me, if someone tells you to trust him and you KNOW that he has told you a BIG lie, will you trust him?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
How do you know that? Have you tried, I mean really tried? I doubt it.Originally posted by advil0 View Post
Paging Professor Bessemer, Professor Bessemer, you are needed for a Homer issue.....Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Listen nancy; We can tell you anything we like. We are True Christians(tm), charged by God to rebuke sinners and bring them into Christ's loving embrace.Originally posted by advil0 View Post
I'd advise you to contact Betty Bower's BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homersexurals) Program immediately. They'll turn you Normal in no time if you can afford it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
Be careful trusting even a WORD that BRITTANY says. In the span of just ten minutes, she has been caught lying and PLAGIARIZING.
If she writes something here, you won't even know if they are her words... probably stolen.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.
I'm sorry.
I really am gay, but i don't give a shit what you guys think, feel free to believe I'm going to hell, I'll be in the ground in my grave.
I like who I am, and I assure you I did not choose this of me.Comment
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