Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

[Johny Joe Hold]

Those helpless, clueless atheists, they can't come up with their own ideas. They have to copy ours.

Now, they have published a book that looks like a Bible, uses a King James style of English, has the two column per page layout and has Bible sounding chapter names.

A Brit heathan wrote it. He quotes snooty intellectual philosophers and historic characters about all manner of subjects, except of course, Jesus.

Forget the Koran, we need to burn this puppy now. We're doing a little fund drive just now in Freehold. Then, we're going to buy all the copies at the downtown Barns and Noble in Des Moines.

Just before the Palm Sunday service, we'll burn them on the South Lawn of LBC. See you there.

If you want to read about this scummy project, here it is:

http://www.christianpost.com/news/humanist-bible-copies-the-christian-look-but-leaves-god-out-49852/

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

Great, another God-mocker with a Messiah complex.

He puts this book together that will tell all the "humanists" how to live their lives, and tries to make it look just like the Bible . . . and does it all by himself. He doesn't gather together other philosophers and other humanists and other God-mockers, like a modern Council of No-See-A. Nope, it's all him.

Grayling's plan is to make sure his book becomes a long-lasting resource available to all. During the talk, he vowed to have the book printed in a pocket-sized version as well as a picture version for children.

All the glory for AC Grayling. He'll probably try to talk his followers into depositing copies in hotel rooms, too!

Is it any coincidence that he got himself made President of the British Humanist Association? Probably not. More glory. Probably made a big donation or something.

Mayor Holdenmann, I would be happy to join you folks at LBC for the book burning, but it being Palm Sunday, I can't very well abandon my own congregation.

Instead, I will see about a book-burning here in North Salem! Perhaps it won't be as big as yours, but we can get a few copies together from local libraries and bookstores and have a nice weenie roast.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

Great, another God-mocker with a Messiah complex.

He puts this book together that will tell all the "humanists" how to live their lives, and tries to make it look just like the Bible . . . and does it all by himself. He doesn't gather together other philosophers and other humanists and other God-mockers, like a modern Council of No-See-A. Nope, it's all him.



All the glory for AC Grayling. He'll probably try to talk his followers into depositing copies in hotel rooms, too!

Is it any coincidence that he got himself made President of the British Humanist Association? Probably not. More glory. Probably made a big donation or something.

Mayor Holdenmann, I would be happy to join you folks at LBC for the book burning, but it being Palm Sunday, I can't very well abandon my own congregation.

Instead, I will see about a book-burning here in North Salem! Perhaps it won't be as big as yours, but we can get a few copies together from local libraries and bookstores and have a nice weenie roast.

Rev.-- I understand you have duties there. A blessed Palm Sunday to you and your congregation and happy book burning.

[SUV]

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Vile

I imagine it must say, "There is no GOD, there is no GOD, there is no GOD" etc.

They are so firmly set into their Religion they cannot even appreciate the mysteries of JESUS

[Chrish Hammington]

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How could they not believe in Jesus? There is proof everywhere but they just wont accept it.

This is horrible. Atheists are the biggest cancer in the world!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How could they not believe in Jesus? There is proof everywhere but they just wont accept it.

This is horrible. Atheists are the biggest cancer in the world!

Personally, I think Muslims are worse. And that atheist Sam Harris agrees that Muslims need to be exterminated.

But once the Muslims are exterminated, atheists are next on the list!

[iBenneh]

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How would you like it if I burnt your "real" (and I use the term lighty) bibles? Hmm? Prejudice bastard. If hell existed, you'd be going there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

How would you like it if I burnt your "real" (and I use the term lighty) bibles? Hmm? Prejudice bastard. If hell existed, you'd be going there.

Burn a fake "bible" and you can have a good laugh. Burn a real one and you will have to deal with God Almighty!

[SUV]

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How would you like it if I burnt your "real" (and I use the term lighty) bibles? Hmm? Prejudice bastard. If hell existed, you'd be going there.

I just gave you a nice Infraction for that, rat-lover

[iBenneh]

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I just gave you a nice Infraction for that, rat-lover

Oooh, an Infraction. Why don't you pray to your false God to smite me down, eh? The only reason I'm here is to make trouble, and hopefully free some of you blind, blind people following a false hope. And to the person above Little Miss Christian here, I would have a lot of fun burning a bible. Thing is: I DON'T burn bibles, because I care about what other people think, unlike you who sees something you don't agree with and immediately claims it to be false. Zebras are not mentioned in the bible. Do they exist? Yes. Just because it's not mentioned in the bible, it doesn't mean it's untrue.

[SUV]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

Oooh, an Infraction. Why don't you pray to your false God to smite me down, eh? The only reason I'm here is to make trouble, and hopefully free some of you blind, blind people following a false hope. And to the person above Little Miss Christian here, I would have a lot of fun burning a bible. Thing is: I DON'T burn bibles, because I care about what other people think, unlike you who sees something you don't agree with and immediately claims it to be false. Zebras are not mentioned in the bible. Do they exist? Yes. Just because it's not mentioned in the bible, it doesn't mean it's untrue.

You will be tried in a Court of Decency and found Wanting

[iBenneh]

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You will be tried in a Court of Decency and found Wanting

No idea what you just said there, but allright.

Why can't you just listen to me? I'm trying to help you.

[BelieverInGod]

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No idea what you just said there, but allright.

Why can't you just listen to me? I'm trying to help you.

No you're not, you're a Hell bound sinner who wants to take as many as you can with you.

[ramakandra]

Re: Atheists Publish a Fake Bible; Don't Buy It, Burn It

the only reason that book was made was to piss you people off, you dont need a book (or any collection of books) to be(come) an atheists.

all you need to be an atheist is a good, healthy mind, if you feel you have this, but also feel the need to flame (or infract) this message then you are not nearly as smart as you like to tell yourself you are.

besides, burning such a book is pretty much pointless; first off all, noone but your cristian friends will find out about it (and some random people on the internet). to athiests books are also just books, if you want to burn them go ahead, it will only give the rest of the world more to laugh at.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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besides, burning such a book is pretty much pointless;

I beg to differ. Last Sunday we burned a few, I think it was seven. That is seven people we saved from hell.

And, if each book it read by more than one person, say two, we saved fourteen.

That's the way we can save the world, do it one soul at a time.