Support Bristol Palin!

[JennyD]

The Huff N Puff Post asks whether dear Bristle Palin would make a good spokesslutperson for “teen pregnancy awareness”.

We think she would, and you should support her! Remember, her little bastard and the following nine generations will all be condemned to an eternity of unimaginable torture in Hell, simply because little miss happy pants Palin decided to throw her feet to Jesus instead of her hands!

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[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Support Bristol Palin!

I think that Bristol should go over to Africa as a missionary. That way, she won't be around Alaska constantly embarrassing our next president, Sarah Palin. Furthermore, Bristol can teach the darkies the virtues of abstinence-only sex education. The Africans, in turn, may help her out with one of those clitoris circumcisions that are so popular over there. A win-win situation for everybody.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[In_God_We_Thrust]

Re: Support Bristol Palin!

You'd hit it. Don't even lie. Lying is a sin or something.

[JennyD]

Re: Support Bristol Palin!

You'd hit it. Don't even lie. Lying is a sin or something.

I absolutely would! I'd hit it with my KJV, and knock that sultry smile right off her harlot, bastard-bearing face!