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  • #1

    Fidel Castro is dead

    and burning in HELL as we speak. The Cubans have not announced it yet.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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  • #2
    Re: Fidel Castro is dead

    Those paella-eating wierdos won't anounce it till 2023.

    I'm honestly happy that he died. The Cubans can finaly be invaded by their stronger neighbor to the north and become a democracy.

    Thank you for sharing this wonderful piece of information, almighty pastor.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • #3
      Re: Fidel Castro is dead

      weirdos* (ie vs ei always confuses me...is there a rule or something?)
      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
      Exodus 15:3

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      • #4
        Re: Fidel Castro is dead

        Originally posted by tommy View Post
        weirdos* (ie vs ei always confuses me...is there a rule or something?)
        "I" before "E" except after "C".......ummmm...and sometimes "W" and "Y".
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #5
          Re: Fidel Castro is dead

          And JESUS before ALL!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Fidel Castro is dead

            I'm glad he's in Hell with his gay roomate Che Faguevara. I hope they are enjoying the rapes and scalding demonbaths they are receiving.

            Dispicable Commies deserve to be dead.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #7
              Re: Fidel Castro is dead

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              I'm glad he's in Hell with his gay roomate Che Faguevara. I hope they are enjoying the rapes and scalding demonbaths they are receiving.

              Dispicable Commies deserve to be dead.
              Likewise, Brother Marshall. May Castro be forced to use Mao's flatulance as his only air supply for all eternity. Praise Jesus.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.

                North Korea, Cuba, China, Sweden...
                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                Exodus 15:3

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                • #9
                  Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                  Originally posted by tommy View Post
                  Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.

                  North Korea, Cuba, China, Sweden...
                  You left out Godless Canada and the wicked French.

                  Anyone who gave sustenance or safe harbour to the dead rat Castro is marked down in Jesus' personal notes. They'll regret it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You left out Godless Canada and the wicked French.

                    Anyone who gave sustenance or safe harbour to the dead rat Castro is marked down in Jesus' personal notes. They'll regret it.
                    Oh, don't be to harsh. Canada is not multinational country like America. There's one nation and a couple of English-speakers.

                    Otherwise it's a nice country, but I prefer the States.
                    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                    Exodus 15:3

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                    • #11
                      Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      Oh, don't be to harsh. Canada is not multinational country like America. There's one nation and a couple of English-speakers.
                      Listen son, I am a gentle Pastor, preaching to God's flock. I am never harsh. But it is a pure and simple fact that God Hates Canada because it is a french-leaning cesspool of queer marriage and tolerance of sand-nigras and the like. That country makes Cuba look civilized.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Listen son, I am a gentle Pastor, preaching to God's flock. I am never harsh. But it is a pure and simple fact that God Hates Canada because it is a french-leaning cesspool of queer marriage and tolerance of sand-nigras and the like. That country makes Cuba look civilized.
                        Perhaps. But I am not Canadian.
                        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                        Exodus 15:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                          Originally posted by tommy View Post
                          The Cubans can finaly be invaded by their stronger neighbor to the north and become a democracy.
                          Great. Floridians invading Cuba. A nice twist after decades of Cubans invading Florida.
                          Originally posted by tommy View Post
                          Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.
                          . . . and Tommy is probably the worst typer of this forum.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            Great. Floridians invading Cuba. A nice twist after decades of Cubans invading Florida.


                            . . . and Tommy is probably the worst typer of this forum.
                            Considering where he is from, I think he does an excellent job.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              Re: Fidel Castro is dead

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Considering where he is from, I think he does an excellent job.
                              Thank you, mighty pastor, I'm trying as much as I can.

                              Afterall, it is God's favourite language that we're talking about.
                              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                              Exodus 15:3

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