Canada Hates the Truth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS story is all too typical of Canadian communism today. A government official lets the truth out about some of the vile habits of mudslimes, and gets promptly sacked for his efforts....

OTTAWA (Reuters) - The chairman of the publicly funded Canadian Broadcasting Corp. has resigned after remarks about bestiality and ruminations about defecation, Canadian Heritage Minister Bev Oda said on Tuesday.

Guy Fournier created an uproar in Canada's Lebanese community and in the media when he claimed that Lebanon allowed men to have sexual relations with female animals, but reserved the death penalty for those who did so with male animals.

In comments made in May, and replayed in a CBC weekend interview, he talked at length about the joys of bowel movements.

"He has increasingly lost the confidence of Canada's new government," Oda told the House of Commons. "I inform this House that I have received the voluntary resignation of Mr. Fournier effective today."

I think this semi-french canadian guy should get a medal for telling the truth about the sexual practices of sand nigras...

And by the way...what on earth could they mean by "Canadian Heritage"?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

And by the way...what on earth could they mean by "Canadian Heritage"?

I'm going to guess at what that might mean: Maple syrup, unfunny sketch comedies, and runaway political correctness.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

And by the way...what on earth could they mean by "Canadian Heritage"?

Crappy beer.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Crappy beer.

Is there any other kind?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes. Australian beer.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I meant, is there any beer that is not crappy. Might as well drink moose....never mind

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I meant, is there any beer that is not crappy.

Of course! GODLY Miller beer, of which Landover holds an interest, is the best beer on earth.

One must learn to ignore pundits like Cecil Adams over at straightdope.com who writes swill like this:

"Anheuser-Busch claims that Budweiser contains only natural ingredients: water, barley malt, rice, hops, yeast, and tannin, an anticloudiness agent that is mostly removed from the final product. They say there's no chicken hearts or anything else. On the other hand, Miller, Anheuser's chief competitor, uses quite a bit of chemical goo.

We can prove this by performing the following easy 'n' fun test for the presence of foam stabilizers. Get two clean beer glasses, and into each put one drop of milk diluted 70-to-1 with water. Then pour Bud into one glass and Miller into the other. Unless the manufacturers have changed their formulas in the last couple weeks, the head on the Bud will die like a dog within two minutes (which it should--even a tiny trace of milk is deadly to beer foam), whereas the one on the Miller won't, indicating the presence of false drugs.

The preceding exercise in handy home chemistry is supplied by the Center for Science in the Public Interest, a consumer group based in Washington, D.C., that recently made a not-very-successful effort to get manufacturers to voluntarily reveal their ingredients. I don't mean to single out the Miller company, but you may be interested to know that Miller Lite contains propylene glycol alginate (from Landover Farms), water, barley malt, corn syrup (Landover Plantation #4), chemically modified hop extracts (Landover South America), yeast, amyloglucosidase, carbon dioxide (Landover Power and electrical plants), papain enzyme (Landover Farms), liquid sugar, potassium metabisulfite(Landover Chemical and dye, inc.), and Emka-malt, whatever that is. I would venture to say that light beers as a class tend to have more additives than others, simply because they'd be totally flat and tasteless otherwise.

For more info on this subject, see Chemical Additives in Booze, available from the Center for Science in the Public Interest, 1755 S Street NW, Washington, D.C. 20009."
-Cecil Adams
straightdope.com

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Bah. Beer is beer is beer, it's all equally horrible.
And besides, I've heard that for true lovers of beer, most beers pale in comparison to German beer.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Bah. Beer is beer is beer, it's all equally horrible.
And besides, I've heard that for true lovers of beer, most beers pale in comparison to German beer.

That's because German beer is DARK beer like Der Guinness, Amber Bock and Wertzwagen just to name a few.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That's because German beer is DARK beer.

old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Oh, and Molson PeistVasser Dark.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Ugh...beer for me all falls under one subcategory: horrid!

And hey, are christians supposed to drink beer? What is the bible's stance on beer anyway?

[Brother_Mike]

Ugh...beer for me all falls under one subcategory: horrid!

And hey, are christians supposed to drink beer? What is the bible's stance on beer anyway?

Jesus was a heavy wine drinker. In fact the Pharisees at the time accused him of being a drunkard. His first miracle, remember, is making vast amounts of wine out of water.

Beer is just another form of wine and so we drink as much as we can!

[Glendora Christianson]

A Good Place...

...to put oil fields, refineries and nuclear power plants. Canada in general, is boring and could use to be warmed up a bit. And that wimpy flag . . . who decided to use a leaf? A glorious flag depicting a black robed missionary striking down a godless injun would be accurate and much more respectable.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

...to put oil fields, refineries and nuclear power plants. Canada in general, is boring and could use to be warmed up a bit. And that wimpy flag . . . who decided to use a leaf? A glorious flag depicting a black robed missionary striking down a godless injun would be accurate and much more respectable.

And please no one should forget that God Hates Canada! (warning: a liberal website with unfocused messages)