ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brothers and Sisters,

Surely we live in the End Times. Now unsaved trash is resorting to snuffing urine and feces to obtain an "euphoric high".

I propose that all True Christian™ families start attending their children whenever the go to the bathroom and examining the content to determine that all the content left in the toilet is there!

Now, not even our own elimination is safe from Satan!

This is one of the most disturbing stories I have EVER read!

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page)

[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]

Utterly Disgusted, Sister Thumper

[Sister Noddy]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

This is one of the most disturbing stories I have EVER read!

Utterly Disgusted, Sister Thumper

GOD help us, may JESUS come quickly, Sister Thumper!

Shocked and dismayed! Sister Noddy

[SUV]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

Dear JESUS, Sister Thumper, that looks like a "Scooby Doo" (which Pastor Deacon Fred advised us long ago was another name for - poop!)

Won't someone please, PLEASE Think of the Children?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

At first I misread your post. I thought that the kids were behaving like the men who sit on the wall in the following Scripture verse:

II Kings 18:27: But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

I assumed that, as usual, the ACLU had caught someone actually obeying the Bible in public school and had carted that someone off to a politically correct reeducation camp.

[lord warrior]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

You know how this all started. some blackie kid asked mommy where does crack come from. Next thing you know, there are really smoking s##t.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

I alerted the forum to this abomination a few months ago, but back then it was only the wild spear chuckers of Africa who were doing it. In that respect, I suppose it was inevitable that the practice would find its way here, since America's youth seem Hell-bent on adopting every revolting aspect of negroidial behavior.

Luckily, you're right and the End Times are upon us. And Jesus isn't going to stand for any of this, uh, crap, when He returns!

[Nobar King]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

Anyone with a nose that brown is too stupid to know better and deserves to die from huffing poo. There is no excuse for that kind of insanity.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

I smell deep dark trouble! But perhaps I might be able to get little Tammy Fay's "gifts to nature" picked up from my back yard for free instead of paying some messicant to do it?

[Rev. John McClain]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

i have heard of this. the name for this "drug" is Jencome. u let the feces and urian sit until it ferments and then u sniff it. it give u a high that can last3 days max
we must warn the children of this unholy drug and punish those who use it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

i have heard of this. the name for this "drug" is Jencome. u let the feces and urian sit until it ferments and then u sniff it. it give u a high that can last3 days max
we must warn the children of this unholy drug and punish those who use it.

Boy, you do a poor imitation of a "reverend" when you can't spell, capitalize or use proper Christian grammar in your posts.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

Dear JESUS, Sister Thumper, that looks like a "Scooby Doo" (which Pastor Deacon Fred advised us long ago was another name for - poop!)

Won't someone please, PLEASE Think of the Children?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Reform yourselves before you even think to reform your children (G-D forbid you rear any).

[Talitha]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

Reform yourselves before you even think to reform your children (G-D forbid you rear any).

we give Birth to many of Christ's Soldiers.
It's you who should reform.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

Boy, you do a poor imitation of a "reverend" when you can't spell, capitalize or use proper Christian grammar in your posts.

I agree, Pastor, sir. Why, it seems as though this person has been making use of this foul 'drug' himself.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

we give Birth to many of Christ's Soldiers.
It's you who should reform.

How about this: I'll "reform" when you stop damning everyone to hell and pushing your vengeful sense of morals down our throats.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ALERT! ALERT! Kids Huffing Poo!

i have heard of this. the name for this "drug" is Jencome. u let the feces and urian sit until it ferments and then u sniff it. it give u a high that can last3 days max
we must warn the children of this unholy drug and punish those who use it.

Friends, this is what sniffing Jekem does to a child. It destroys their ability to communicate properly and makes them think they're a false Christian reverend. Beware!

Reform yourselves before you even think to reform your children (G-D forbid you rear any).

Rearing children? We're not Catholics here.

How about this: I'll "reform" when you stop damning everyone to hell and pushing your vengeful sense of morals down our throats.

We don't damn you to Hell, God does that.

Leave it to niggers to find new ways to alter the mind god gave you.

Friend, there's no call for racist language. The Hamites have enough trouble already, what with being cursed to be inferior and addicted to huffing faeces, without having people use hurtful words about them.