INTRODUCING: MenstraWear©

[Mistress Cookie]

Hello, my sisters!

For a long time, I have been unsatisfied with the Landover Issue AIDS Repellant Gear we wear when known homosexuals are about. As most of you know from the Community Outreach Practice Raids, these suits are bulky, unflattering, and uncomfortable.



Well, I have finished making my own version, here modeled by my neighbor Penny Maxwell, and it suddenly occurred to me...perhaps this outfit could be the prototype for a whole new line of clothing: MenstraWear©, designed to get us out and about safely during That Time!




Notice the bold print warns others to keep their distance, yet the boots and other plastic coverings insulate you from the world. Best of all, the helmet keeps the hairdo neat and tidy, too, so you can hold your head high!

Think how nice it would be to actually leave the shack for a nice, solitary walk when you're feeling cooped up, and all while keeping the Community safe at the same time. You can have it all!

I'll need complete measurements if anyone wants to order one.

(Gloves not shown)

[Felicity]

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@Mistress Cookie They look cute! Can I get one?

[Mistress Cookie]

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Thank you.

Yes, I will make you one. But you should only wear it for the regular AIDS protection, right now. Wait till your father tells you it's okay to leave your menstual shack in it, as different families will feel differently about this.

EDIT: You know, once you begin dating, this might come in handy, too...because the helmet would prevent unwanted kissing. See if your dad would approve it on that basis, if he says No at first as Menstra/AIDS Wear.

[James Dewitt]

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Mistress, you have to make of them for Lycia. That will come in handy when we are abroad. You cant find a decent menstra hut in the Ornament.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Mistress, you have to make of them for Lycia. That will come in handy when we are abroad. You cant find a decent menstra hut in the Ornament.

MenstraWear© is perfect for the Working Woman like Lycia! I hadn't even thought of that. In fact, I wonder if we could get some corporate accounts?

The only problem is, you can't hear what the wearer is saying through the helmet. I forgot to turn the air filter on when Penny was wearing it, and although her lips were moving, I didn't realize what was happening until she passed out.

But if you install a microphone system, Lycia should still be able to answer phones, etc.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Sister Cookie, I just PMed you my measurements. Do you think a suit could be ready in a little less than a month?

[Mistress Cookie]

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For you, anything!

After a lot of experimentation, I only have the one type of fabric that creates the correct barrier right now, but I'll make you two so you'll be covered if any...spotting occurs or anything.

I mean from coffee.

[James Dewitt]

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MenstraWear© is perfect for the Working Woman like Lycia! I hadn't even thought of that. In fact, I wonder if we could get some corporate accounts?

The only problem is, you can't hear what the wearer is saying through the helmet. I forgot to turn the air filter on when Penny was wearing it, and although her lips were moving, I didn't realize what was happening until she passed out.

But if you install a microphone system, Lycia should still be able to answer phones, etc.

You just landed a corporate account.

Attached is the perfect intercom system.

Sister Cookie, I just PMed you my measurements. Do you think a suit could be ready in a little less than a month?

Sister find out how many females I have working for me, and make it happen.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Sister find out how many females I have working for me, and make it happen.

JIM!!

MY FIRST ACCOUNT!!

I'm all a-tizzy! Better get sewing!

Thanks!!

[James Dewitt]

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Mistress has Lycia given you any numbers yet? How hard can it be I only have 35,000 employees. I hope that she does not make me repeat my self again.

[Felicity]

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@Mistress Cookie My father says I will never date. He will select a husband and I will marry that husband. #1st Corinthians 7:2

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mistress Cookie, Widow Helen (who still has yet to get herself set up with a computer) asked if the fabric you use is resistant to bloodstains.

I think she wants to get one and be able to wear it while converting homosexuals making her tasty meat pies.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Mistress Cookie, Widow Helen (who still has yet to get herself set up with a computer) asked if the fabric you use is resistant to bloodstains.

Ummm... Rev. Rodimer, I think MenstraWear(c) is resistant to bloodstains. Just a hunch.

Sister Cookie, I've PMed you with the amount of suits DewittCorp will need. Do you think you can handle it?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ummm... Rev. Rodimer, I think MenstraWear© is resistant to bloodstains. Just a hunch.

Sister Cookie, I've PMed you with the amount of suits DewittCorp will need. Do you think you can handle it?

Sister, I thought the same, but Widow Helen suggested perhaps it might be regular fabric with some sort of lining. She's concerned about the outside also being resistant.

[Rain Dancer]

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won't it get hot in there after a while? or does the material breath?