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    Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis thread

    I am so mad I just may throw something!



    I viewed for a few seconds what I assumed was a documentary about how poor Mrs. Palin was crucified by the liberal elite homosexual controlled media!
    NO!
    DO NOT EVER VIEW THIS FILM OR CLIPS OF IT!
    DO NOT GOOGLE "NAILIN PALIN"


    Sirs, I must tell you it's one of them stag films, you know a skin flick!

    It looks like they must have gotten that Tina Fay hussy to play the part, because the actress looked a whole lot like poor Sarah.
    It is a damnable offense that film. Why is it allowed? Why aren't those responsible in prison?
    If I catch one of them, I'm going Old Testament on them!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

    Here I thought it was a new HGTV home-improvement show, starring First Dude Todd Palin. But it's not "Nailin' WITH Palin" at all!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

      Poor old Todd, I bet he's ready to get on his snowmobile and grab his 30.30 and do a little "Stag" hunting down there in California! Imagine if that was your wife they was doing that too! What would you do?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

        It's not a home repair video? I was interested to see how much pounding it takes her to drive a nail.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

          Is it one of those "adult" smut films like Basic Instinct or Showgirls? I hope not, that filth is beyond the pale! To make fun of our future Godly President Palin like that. Very shameful! I think I have the strength to do a googler search.
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

            It's worse than that! It's more like , er, well, something from Playboy magazine! So I've been told.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

              OH MY GOD!!! It was horrible! You could see . . . everything. It was too much . . . so huge . . . no hair or any thing . . . two at once . . . I had no idea . . .they were so big . . . anyone could do . . . on her face . . . in front of people.

              Why would anyone want to see something so horrible? The Endtimes are certainly here. I'm still shaking.

              I have to go take a shower and lie down for a while. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again!
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                Poor old Todd, I bet he's ready to get on his snowmobile and grab his 30.30 and do a little "Stag" hunting down there in California! Imagine if that was your wife they was doing that too! What would you do?
                I'm sure I'd run out and buy up every copy in existence, Brother Eliot!

                Er, then burn them, of course.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  OH MY GOD!!! It was horrible! You could see . . . everything. It was too much . . . so huge . . . no hair or any thing . . . two at once . . . I had no idea . . .they were so big . . . anyone could do . . . on her face . . . in front of people.

                  Why would anyone want to see something so horrible? The Endtimes are certainly here. I'm still shaking.

                  I have to go take a shower and lie down for a while. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again!
                  WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

                  I told you not to watch that and now look at you. You may need to poke out your eyes and then you'll be unemployed!
                  You better hope Christ telling us to obey seccular law covers poking out your own eyes and cutting off your hand!

                  You think that was that Tina Fey harlot from saturday night Live though? She really looked like Mrs. Palin.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                    What are you guys on about? You are not using secular search engines are you?

                    Mrs. Palin - I don't even feel like I can say "Sarah" - definitely nailed it. She showed what America stands for, and what True Christian Love (TCL, not to be confused with TLC) stands for. She was a bit handicapped by that old guy I never supported anyway, but give it 4 more years, and she'll personally kick Obama's "booty" out of the White House!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                      Drilling in the Alaskan wilderness just took a hole new meaning!


                      This is what happens to the brave souls like Mrs. Palin who support the pro-life movement and exactly why it is time for us to get a good Catholic lad back in the White House. Something disgusting like this would never have happened on Jack Kennedy's watch.



                      Bless you, my porn-again Christians,
                      Father Mo



                      P.S. The sequel... "Two Mules For Sister Sarah" will be out in time for Christmas.


                      Disgusting I tell you.



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                      A Cardinal in the making.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                        That's not her, her butt's way too big.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                          P.S. The sequel... "Two Mules For Sister Sarah" will be out in time for Christmas.
                          So you pay $30 a month to see that filth? Figures!
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                            Its not Tina Fey.

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                              Re: Nailin Palin Women, do not even think about openingthis th

                              Originally posted by concern View Post
                              Its not Tina Fey.
                              I just assumed she'd go to any lengths to mock Mrs. Palin!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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