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Friends, we have said it all along, and now even this sicular source is confirming it:
Wii-itis. 
They even have a disease named after it now! Not sure what violent tendon stretching means - and, quite frankly, I don't want to know - but is surely does sound sinful. 
Now I know Friends, we have to be very careful about selecting our sources, and "Mukerjee" sounds pretty much injun to me, but a 100 % INCREASE.
That's, like, massive!!!
And that's only as long as Jesus let's them live another day. The "inflammation" thereafter will go way beyond shoulder or wrist, PRAISE!. 
A Wii-knee? Did I get that right? You grow extra-tallywhackers playing this abomination? Knee caps popping out left, right, and centre?
Friends, as I type this, millions of sinners are buying this homersexuality promoting extra tallywhacker growing abomination to put under their Christmas trees. The idea makes me want to projectile vomit.
STOP DOING IT: CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT BABY JESUS, NOT POPPING KNEE CAPS!
Wii puts 10 in hospital a week
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The growing toll has prompted NHS doctors to warn of the dangers.
Wii-itis sufferers usually have excruciating pain in the right shoulder or knee.
A rheumatology consultant said: “Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching.”
Dr Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex, said: “There has been a 100 per cent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis.
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The growing toll has prompted NHS doctors to warn of the dangers.
Wii-itis sufferers usually have excruciating pain in the right shoulder or knee.
A rheumatology consultant said: “Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching.”
Dr Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex, said: “There has been a 100 per cent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis.
They even have a disease named after it now! Not sure what violent tendon stretching means - and, quite frankly, I don't want to know - but is surely does sound sinful. Now I know Friends, we have to be very careful about selecting our sources, and "Mukerjee" sounds pretty much injun to me, but a 100 % INCREASE.
That's, like, massive!!!
“It’s possible that Wii-itus may lead to rheumatism and arthritis in later life. Patients often have inflammation of the shoulder or wrist.”
Dr Mukerjee said: “People who are double-jointed are most likely to suffer from Wii-knee — and in extreme cases the knee cap can be dislocated or can even pop out.”
Knee caps popping out left, right, and centre? Friends, as I type this, millions of sinners are buying this homersexuality promoting extra tallywhacker growing abomination to put under their Christmas trees. The idea makes me want to projectile vomit.
STOP DOING IT: CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT BABY JESUS, NOT POPPING KNEE CAPS!
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