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  • Lie-berals mock Mark Driscoll for teaching Biblical truth about women.

    Mark Driscoll is a heretical false teacher, but even he has enough spiritual discernment to understand the Biblical truth about male-female relations. The lie-beral lamestream MSM have taken him to task for saying the following, now known to potty-mouthed unsaved trash as his "penis home" comments:
    The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.

    While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.
    From a Biblical standpoint, how is that at all remarkable? The simple fact is that God made woman for man, not man for woman or the two as ends in themselves:

    [Genesis 2:18-24 KJV] 18 And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. 19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought [them] unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that [was] the name thereof. 20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 23 And Adam said, This [is] now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

    [1 Corinthians 11:7-9 KJV] 7 For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. 8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. 9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.


    God's truth about men and women isn't always what the world wants to hear, but it is still God's truth. I've seen liberal false Christian space cadets immediately stop even pretending to be Christians when confronted with this truth, but it is still God's truth. Mesdames, if you don't embrace your God-given role as homes for your husbands' or future husbands' tallywhackers, you are in open rebellion against the Lord God Almighty.
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    Re: Lie-berals mock Mark Driscoll for teaching Biblical truth about women.

    I believe Brother Driscoll, but this does raise some interesting theological questions. For example, since they also have God's penis, why aren't black men's penises white? Also, since God created women with legs, why did God decide to house His penis in a mobile home rather than in a glorious permanent abode?

    But, questions aside, the main point of this is that you should NOT abuse God's penis. This is probably why God cares so much about who is having what kind of sex with whom.
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