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    Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

    Those yellow devils are at it again. I guess killing dolphins wasn't enough fun.

    Blowfish testicles poison 7 diners in Japan

    Unlicensed chef prepared delicacy eaten by thrill-seeking gourmets


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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    Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

    What are they complaining about? None of them died. People get sick on bad sushi every day.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

      As you all know, I have spent quite a bit of time on junkets missionary trips throughout the ornamental countries. The things those slopes get up to with food is beyond belief. And the things they call food is beyond belief.

      Don't even ask what they get up to with tentacles.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        As you all know, I have spent quite a bit of time on junkets missionary trips throughout the ornamental countries. The things those slopes get up to with food is beyond belief. And the things they call food is beyond belief.

        Don't even ask what they get up to with tentacles.

        I saw one slant-eyed Nike slave order the algae covered gerbil/octopus tentacle surprise. Praise Jesus that food keeps them hard at it. I think the whole mess was rolled in powdered sugar.
        Judges 15:16
        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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        • #5
          Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

          It should be no secret, that I care little for "Sea food." This piece of human staples and diets. i find fish, and their ilk to be repulsive, at the best of times. We humans, were designed, were breed so that our senses could warn us of any dangers. We have eyes to catch the movement of approaching predators. Skin which can let us know when we are too close to extremes of heat or cold. our old factory senses are so honed to protect us from putting vile, and perfidious things into our bodies. And yet still we find it somehow appealing to devour this putrescent "Food." I understand, and I do appreciate that there is cultural, and historical precedent in need for sea food. As a race we simply could not have dominated as much as we do if we denied ourselves access to it. And yet, there are times when I wish it was no so ubiquitous.

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            Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

            Originally posted by H.P. Lovecraft View Post
            It should be no secret, that I care little for "Sea food." This piece of human staples and diets. i find fish, and their ilk to be repulsive, at the best of times. We humans, were designed, were breed so that our senses could warn us of any dangers. We have eyes to catch the movement of approaching predators. Skin which can let us know when we are too close to extremes of heat or cold. our old factory senses are so honed to protect us from putting vile, and perfidious things into our bodies. And yet still we find it somehow appealing to devour this putrescent "Food." I understand, and I do appreciate that there is cultural, and historical precedent in need for sea food. As a race we simply could not have dominated as much as we do if we denied ourselves access to it. And yet, there are times when I wish it was no so ubiquitous.

            Don't forget, Jesus used fish as a teaching tool, though definitely not shrimp.

            John 6:8-15 and others
            One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
            There is a lad here, which hath five barley loaves, and two small fishes: but what are they among so many?
            And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand.
            And Jesus took the loaves; and when he had given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as much as they would.
            When they were filled, he said unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.
            Therefore they gathered them together, and filled twelve baskets with the fragments of the five barley loaves, which remained over and above unto them that had eaten.
            Then those men, when they had seen the miracle that Jesus did, said, This is of a truth that prophet that should come into the world.
            When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone.
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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            • #7
              Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

              Blowfish? They aren't using those fish for.... No, never mind, I don't want to know. I can't even think about this without making Jesus weep. But it sounds like God punished a bunch of sinners this time around.
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              • #8
                Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                Blowfish? They aren't using those fish for.... No, never mind, I don't want to know. I can't even think about this without making Jesus weep. But it sounds like God punished a bunch of sinners this time around.
                In some parts of the world "seafood" is a code name for homer sailors. I'm not sure just where this tradition started, but a best guess would be the British Navy. In the case of Japan they may have picked it up from Admiral Perry.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #9
                  Re: Those Nips sure love thier seafood !

                  Added Bonus:

                  Ever since Fukushima seafood loving nips now glow in the dark.

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