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[silver58]

I decided to join your forum since I am now a True Christian. Here is a little about myself. I am a former homer, but my Baptist friends showed me the truth and the light. I got up one day at age 45 and decided that I wasn't going to be gay any more. I went out and found myself a wife and we are still happily married 5 years later. I am a proud member of the American Family Association and we are working very hard to make sure homers never get the right to marry. I am also active in my megachurch. I look forward to conversing with other True Christians.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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A likely story.

Do share with God's favourite forum your favourite verse.

What is this McChurch you speak of anyway?

Does it have a God sanctioned name?

[Roberta]

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Glory Sliver! You are living proof that homosexuality is a deathstyle choice.

I hope your testimony will awaken the poor sick faggots who whine about being born that way. Please continue to contribute often!

[Jacques Anape]

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To those who believe homosexuality is a choice: why on earth would anyone choose to be gay?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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To those who believe homosexuality is a choice: why on earth would anyone choose to be gay?

Because they chose to worship idols. Ever read Romans chapter 1?

[Glendora Christianson]

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I decided to join your forum since I am now a True Christian. Here is a little about myself. I am a former homer, but my Baptist friends showed me the truth and the light. I got up one day at age 45 and decided that I wasn't going to be gay any more. I went out and found myself a wife and we are still happily married 5 years later. I am a proud member of the American Family Association and we are working very hard to make sure homers never get the right to marry. I am also active in my megachurch. I look forward to conversing with other True Christians.

This is an inspiring story, Silver. I only wish we had converted you. But still, it is a testament to the Baptist faith and to Jesus! I know you have been un-gay for five years now, and I'm sure you wife is thrilled to have a wonderful husband who can help her choose her drapery fabric. But I am curious if you have been able to stone any of your former homosexual acquaintances? INSPIRED MOTHER GLENDORA

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I decided to join your forum since I am now a True Christian. Here is a little about myself. I am a former homer, but my Baptist friends showed me the truth and the light. I got up one day at age 45 and decided that I wasn't going to be gay any more. I went out and found myself a wife and we are still happily married 5 years later. I am a proud member of the American Family Association and we are working very hard to make sure homers never get the right to marry. I am also active in my megachurch. I look forward to conversing with other True Christians.

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Your story has inspired us all.

Please share the details of how you came to Jesus. Did He arrive in a vision? Did He bitchslap you while you were playing "hide the pickle" with a truck driver in an interstate rest area?

What are some of your favorite verses?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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To those who believe homosexuality is a choice: why on earth would anyone choose to be gay?

People (Atheists) make stupid choices Jacques. An Atheist that attended my college CHOSE to lick a frozen railing outside during a Minnesta winter. There was nothing postive to come from this action but he did it anyway. Needless to say that fool was stuck to that thing for 20 minutes.

[silver58]

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A likely story.

Do share with God's favourite forum your favourite verse. I like all of the ones relating to homosexuality and what a horrible sin it is. It is a nice reminder that I will go to hell if I ever back peddle.

What is this McChurch you speak of anyway? Bannockburn--I like that the work "burn" is in it.

Does it have a God sanctioned name?

I would think so--the very name is a reminder that sinners will burn in hell.

[silver58]

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Glory Sliver! You are living proof that homosexuality is a deathstyle choice.

I hope your testimony will awaken the poor sick faggots who whine about being born that way. Please continue to contribute often!

It is simply an excuse that faggots use to fool themselves into believing they will not go to hell for their perversions.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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It is simply an excuse that faggots use to fool themselves into believing they will not go to hell for their perversions.

Amen brother! I thank the Lord that you have turned from your path of destruction and now walk with God!

[Brother Lazarus]

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I decided to join your forum since I am now a True Christian. Here is a little about myself. I am a former homer, but my Baptist friends showed me the truth and the light. I got up one day at age 45 and decided that I wasn't going to be gay any more. I went out and found myself a wife and we are still happily married 5 years later. I am a proud member of the American Family Association and we are working very hard to make sure homers never get the right to marry. I am also active in my megachurch. I look forward to conversing with other True Christians.

Praise GOD that though the Grace of JESUS Christ you have turned away from the path of the Girly Man. All of us at Landover Baptist Church look forward to reading your Testimony!

Praise God that a homer such as yourself has seen the error of his ways. Praise GOD Brother Silver that you have chosen JESUS over hormersexuality and the perverted sexual practices therein.

Yours in Christ

BrotherLazarus

[JawOfAnAss]

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I decided to join your forum since I am now a True Christian. Here is a little about myself. I am a former homer, but my Baptist friends showed me the truth and the light. I got up one day at age 45 and decided that I wasn't going to be gay any more. I went out and found myself a wife and we are still happily married 5 years later. I am a proud member of the American Family Association and we are working very hard to make sure homers never get the right to marry. I am also active in my megachurch. I look forward to conversing with other True Christians.

I know your words ring true to faith but what about your actions?


Matt5:

[6] Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven

James 2:

[14] What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
[17] Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
[18] Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.
[20] But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
[21] Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
[22] Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
[24] Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
[25] Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way?
[26] For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.


Before I lavish you with praise for being a converted Homer, I want to see proof of your works. Perhaps you could post some pictures of yourself handing out Chick Tracts or whoopin' on a homer or Wicker.

These would work:

[JennyD]

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I know your words ring true to faith but what about your actions?
This one would work:

Brother Jaw, why the painting of Little Red Riding Hood?

[JawOfAnAss]

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Brother Jaw, why the painting of Little Red Riding Hood?

Why sister, that does resemble Little Red Riding Hood!

And she was devoured for being a witch.