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    Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

    A bunch of gamer tards are playing a new game which mixes and matches animal body parts for fun. They are using it as a 'God simulator' and are falling prey to the mistaken idea that they are actually creating animals. There couldn't be more things wrong with this story than are already there:
    Wright: 'Spore fans 38% god'

    by Justin McElroy Jul 14th 2008
    Filed under: PC, Simulations

    If you need proof that numbers can be twisted to represent absolutely anything, then Will Wright has you covered. His basic argument goes like this: In the span of 18 days, Spore Creature Creator users were able to top 1,589,000 species in about 18 days, a feat that took God 7 days to accomplish. So, by his math, users of Spore at operating at 38 percent of God's capacity, or .38G. A closer look at his math is right after the break.

    The blaspheme-o-rama continued as Wright said he suspected that by Spore's official launch users will be at 1,589,000 species a week or 1G. Which left us wondering ... just how long would it have taken God to make Spore?

    Continue reading Wright: 'Spore fans 38% god'"
    Next week I predict that they are going to announce that they are better than God because their iPhones made more imaginary creatures than God ever made. What idiots.
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    Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

    Oh, good, then once they've exceeded 1G, they can get themselves out of the lake of fire into which Jesus is sure to cast them for their blasphemy.
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    • #3
      Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

      Brothers, there is a lot more going on in this Spore game and I can tell you that it's disgusting. One of our True Christian Warriors has created a webpage to expose the evil teachings of Electronic Arts, the creator of the game. I didn't want to reproduce the whole thing here, since it's his writing, but I encourage everyone to visit and read his blog, it will really open your eyes.
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      • #4
        Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

        This is ridiculous, I happen to enjoy playing video games. This person is only an idiot who is doing math for a blasphemous joke... just ignore him, I have seen teh game spore, and I do not think I am making new creatures, I believe I am playing a game in which a creature trys to survive. I have a very good distinction between reality and fantasy. Spore= fantasy, God= reality.
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        • #5
          Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Oh, good, then once they've exceeded 1G, they can get themselves out of the lake of fire into which Jesus is sure to cast them for their blasphemy.
          It won't be long before 3 of them team up together to challenge the Trinity with a whopping 1.14G!!! That is 14% more efficiency than our Lord and Savior!!!! UTTER BLASPHEMY!!!!!
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          • #6
            Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

            Originally posted by Mezon DS View Post
            This is ridiculous, I happen to enjoy playing video games. This person is only an idiot who is doing math for a blasphemous joke... just ignore him, I have seen teh game spore, and I do not think I am making new creatures, I believe I am playing a game in which a creature trys to survive. I have a very good distinction between reality and fantasy. Spore= fantasy, God= reality.
            Why, what noble sentiments, young man. Do you have a tithing schedule set up yet? Why not pop over to the introduction forum and tell us more about yourself?
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            • #7
              Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

              Originally posted by Mezon DumbSh*t View Post
              This is ridiculous, I happen to enjoy playing video games. This person is only an idiot who is doing math for a blasphemous joke... just ignore him, I have seen teh game spore, and I do not think I am making new creatures, I believe I am playing a game in which a creature trys to survive. I have a very good distinction between reality and fantasy. Spore= fantasy, God= reality.
              Mr. Dumbsh*t, there is no such thing as a "blasphemous joke". Blasphemy is blasphemy, and you get sent to HELL for it. If you are playing this ungodly game, you will go too, and the Devil shall torment you.

              Spore= SPAWN! As in the Devil's spawn.
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              • #8
                Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                It's just a game, like so many other games. It gives you the opportunity to create creatures within parameters set by the game, this isn't about playing God, it's about having fun and see were it all leads to. Those who think they play God are dumbo's.

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                • #9
                  Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                  Do you think God wants you spending your precious time on earth fiddling with your joystick and pretending to be something other then what you were created as?
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                    Do you think God wants you spending your precious time on earth fiddling with your joystick and pretending to be something other then what you were created as?
                    Fiddling with joysticks soon leads to tallywhackering. And you know where that leads to? HELL!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                      Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                      Do you think God wants you spending your precious time on earth fiddling with your joystick and pretending to be something other then what you were created as?
                      As it's a game it's pure entertainment, nothing wrong about it. Games like Spore make you learn about patterns, you change something and the whole game model changes with it. But it's not real, so no harm is done, you don't clone or re-combine DNA in real, you just make some goofy creatures that cease to exist the moment you delete them. You are searching too much behind the whole thing.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                        Originally posted by Teflon© View Post
                        It's just a game, like so many other games. It gives you the opportunity to create creatures within parameters set by the game, this isn't about playing God, it's about having fun and see were it all leads to.
                        We know where "having fun" leads to: HELL! Via teenage pregnancies, usually.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          We know where "having fun" leads to: HELL! Via teenage pregnancies, usually.

                          AMEN Brother....even though his wife isn't a teenager anymore.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            We know where "having fun" leads to: HELL! Via teenage pregnancies, usually.

                            If there is one thing for sure is that people who play games worry less about having sex, so the link to teenage pregnancies is bogus.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Geeks compare themselves to GOD:

                              Oh, we know they worry less about having sex. Which means they do not worry about engaging in buggery, incest and adultery. S*x is not there to be enjoyed, but endured for the sake of having Godly Children.
                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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