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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #226
    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

    Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post
    I don't see the point in banning the music outright. It should carry a warning at most. It is harmless if you treat it as music, and do not let the words penetrate (for lack of a better word) your souls.
    Nothing wrong with bugles. They signal a charge. Nothing wrong with a fife and drum, either. They keep the laggards from falling out of the march to battle. Even a full band is acceptable if it plays martial music so Marines can march from boot camp onto the parade ground as fully trained killing machines.

    A piano in church is ok, but 'organ' sends the wrong message. The whole idea of guitars is satanic. Violins are disgusting instruments that people put under their chins and make obscene bird calls by thrusting some wand back and forth toward their mouths in an overt message to fellow homers.

    What could be worse? Maybe ads like this.
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    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #227
      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

      Some instruments should simply be illegal.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #228
        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

        Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post
        I don't see the point in banning the music outright. It should carry a warning at most. It is harmless if you treat it as music, and do not let the words penetrate (for lack of a better word) your souls.
        It is libral attitudes like yours that allows satan to infest so many millions. Sure YOU think its harmless, until you find yourself bent over satan's sex chair being anally assaulted by an endless conga line of demons.

        Which is exactly where your atheistic hero John Lenin is right now as we speak.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • lol_is_ten_socks
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2007
          • 50

          #229
          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

          Mr. Al E. Pistle, I can assure you, that being a violin player myself, the instrument of which you speak, uses not a wand, but a bow... A wand would have significantly different effects! Also, the bow is not "thrusted" across the strings into my mouth, however, it is pushed along the strings, in fact, perpendicular to my mouth, so i don't see where you go that idea from... Also, about the obscene bird sounds. Only the new cheap Japanese one sound like that. I'm afraid to say that they have in fact managed to make everything seem cheap and nasty with their counterfeits. However if you buy a real violin (and by real here, I mean antique), the sound is both deep and rich, and not this puny pathetic screeching which is what I'm sure you had in mind.

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          • Democritus AChE
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2007
            • 18

            #230
            Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

            Here is my start of a collection of evil atheist music so that we know which bands to avoid and can make sure you don't ever buy any of these artists/albums:

            Bauhaus > Tones on Tail > Love & Rockets
            Devo
            Oingo Boingo > Danny Elfman (has many overtly evil atheist tunes)
            (word taken out as I would have to cut off my toungue if I said it) Pistols
            Public Image Limited
            Magazine
            Siouxsie & The Banshees
            Buzz(word taken out as I would have to cut off my toungue if I said it)
            Nitzer Ebb
            Skinny Puppy
            Ministry
            Dead Kennedy's
            Pet Shop Boys
            Depeche Mode
            Crass
            Subhumans
            XTC (very evil band with many overtly atheist tunes)
            They Might Be Giants
            The Smiths > Morrissey
            Soft Boys > Robyn Hitchcock

            The list will grow, I can't think of many more now as I have a collection of all these and related bands (over 10,000 CD's to date). I'm slowly building a collection so that I may burn these and keep it out of the hands of our youth...

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #231
              Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

              Has the menace of "New Kids on the Jock" ever been entirely eliminated?

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              • Democritus AChE
                Unsaved trash
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                • Nov 2007
                • 18

                #232
                Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                I don't know how I forgot these!!!

                Frank Zappa
                Bad Religion
                Brian Eno
                Gary Numan
                Boomtown Rats
                Split Enz > Crowded House
                Violent Femmes (one member is an atheist, so that's enough for me)!

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                • Brother V
                  True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3481

                  #233
                  Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                  Friend, this brings a tear to my eye.

                  I remember a couple of years ago, I had a burning pit outside of the V-ranch.

                  Unfortunately, I had to move and due to living in the city, am not allowed to burn "dangerous chemicals", due to some complaints by neighbours.

                  Can I also recommend that you burn KMFDM, (as well as PIG, Slick Idiot, Excessive Force, En Esch, and MDFMK). As you'll see from another post, kids who shoot others in their schools have a tendency to favour KMFDM.

                  If you want to get it to burn, Excessive Force just yesterday, re-released their two albums, Conquer Your World and Gentle Death.

                  YIC
                  V
                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #234
                    Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                    This one made Satan pee himself:



                    And far as I know, God & Jesus ain't been heard from since.

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                    • Blind leading the blind
                      Unsaved Trash
                      Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                      using different names.
                      Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                      at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 240

                      #235
                      Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                      What is wrong with TMBG? Honestly?! The Johns and the Dans havn't done a thing to get on this list, and most of their songs are really funny and can lift a bad mood off of anyone! They Might Be Giants! Honestly!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #236
                        Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                        Let's ban King Diamond
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #237
                          Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Let's ban King Diamond
                          Isn't that one of those messicant pro-wrestlers?

                          I just love watching the midgets.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Democritus AChE
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18

                            #238
                            Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            What is wrong with TMBG? Honestly?! The Johns and the Dans havn't done a thing to get on this list, and most of their songs are really funny and can lift a bad mood off of anyone! They Might Be Giants! Honestly!
                            The johns are atheists, and their song Kiss Me Son Of God is blasphemy and their music should be banned!

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                            • Democritus AChE
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18

                              #239
                              Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                              I'm confused, how was my thread hijacked? or was it added to another thread... I thought I was clever, and now I know some of you are one step ahead of me... Now that my thread was moved to this thread, I feel I have to read all the other posts on this thread...

                              Oh, I forgot the Dammed, I'm not sure how I did that...
                              Concrete Blonde

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #240
                                Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                                Originally posted by Democritus AChE View Post
                                Here is my start of a collection of evil atheist music so that we know which bands to avoid and can make sure you don't ever buy any of these artists/albums:

                                Devo
                                (word taken out as I would have to cut off my toungue if I said it) Pistols
                                Ministry
                                Dead Kennedy's
                                Crass
                                Subhumans
                                The Smiths > Morrissey
                                Well said, I believe the ones listed above to be particularly seditious. Jesus certainly hates those sinful Darwinists in Devo, and there really should be some kind of a law against Crass. As it happens, the Subhumans (the UK ones, not the Canuck terrorists) are attempting to ruin Christmas by playing my town in December. You can bet I'll be there to protest it.
                                Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                                What is wrong with TMBG? Honestly?! The Johns and the Dans havn't done a thing to get on this list, and most of their songs are really funny and can lift a bad mood off of anyone!
                                You'd probably say that about opium, witch.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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