Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here
Nothing wrong with bugles. They signal a charge. Nothing wrong with a fife and drum, either. They keep the laggards from falling out of the march to battle. Even a full band is acceptable if it plays martial music so Marines can march from boot camp onto the parade ground as fully trained killing machines.
A piano in church is ok, but 'organ' sends the wrong message. The whole idea of guitars is satanic. Violins are disgusting instruments that people put under their chins and make obscene bird calls by thrusting some wand back and forth toward their mouths in an overt message to fellow homers.
What could be worse? Maybe ads like this.
Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks
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A piano in church is ok, but 'organ' sends the wrong message. The whole idea of guitars is satanic. Violins are disgusting instruments that people put under their chins and make obscene bird calls by thrusting some wand back and forth toward their mouths in an overt message to fellow homers.
What could be worse? Maybe ads like this.



Now that my thread was moved to this thread, I feel I have to read all the other posts on this thread...
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