Soy Milk turns kids queer!!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

I was shocked to discover the truth about soy milk. Don't the Jehovahs witlesses own sanitarium or something. That would explain this artivle. Here are the best bits...

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy is making kids 'gay
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality." That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them

[Nobar King]

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My dad's a doctor and he used to warn me about eating to much soy product.

[lord warrior]

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But is it the milk itself or the homers who feed it to there kids. It is only the feminazi's and the homer crowd who use this stuff.

[Nobar King]

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But is it the milk itself or the homers who feed it to there kids. It is only the feminazi's and the homer crowd who use this stuff.

I'd have to say both.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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Soy products are good for you. You should drink more soy milk and eat more tofu and tempeh. Also, anything that reduces our society's macho, militaristic tendencies must be a good thing. Besides, have you done any checking into all of the hormones in the beef that big agribusiness produces?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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There is already an extensive thread about the threat of soy milk here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1196

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Has anyone looked into the terrorist connections of Soy? I'd have to imagine that such a frightening product (food that turns you gay that isn't pink Peeps?) could certainly only be the work of Satanic terrorists in conjunction with Satanic soy dealers that sell this product to unknowing consumers, effectively turning them into Satanic homosexuals.

The Wash O'Hanley show left a voice mail at the offices of 9/11 mastermind and Democratic hopeful Barrack Osama but they were not returned (what are you afraid of Osama?).

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Even more disturbing than the Liberal conspiracy to sissify America's boys with soy milk is the simple sight of it being squeezed out of soy teets.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!!

There is already an extensive thread about the threat of soy milk here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1196

So there is. I did perform a 'search' function looking for other articles on soy before I posted this one, but it didn't detect it.
Apologies Mr Wash.
On the bright side, Its such a vitally important topic that it can't hurt to have more than one thread (even if it is identical) on the forum.
Look how many copies of the Bible there are - every copy still as life-relevant and truthful as the last - as long as its a KJV1611.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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yeah awe-haw, I know. It's like, there wuz one time. I wuz tawkin' ta' liddo Billy. An' he like tooked a big ol' gulp, an' then he smiled wif' a big ol' mustache o' milk. An' he goes like "got milk?"

An' sos I hit him ina eye an' said that's Jeevus punishin' you liddow Billy on accounta only funy happy peopow' gots milk. It makes you like ta' dance & stuff. So, I jumped up an' down on his toeses, an' starts cryin an' stuff. Sos, I said, that's Jeevus makin' sure you don't gots no happy feet. Don't be a bad happy boy no more liddow Billy.

Then I tooked his milk an' throwd it ina garbage. I ate his cookies too. Only good Kwistians can have oreoses.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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So does this mean that we stop insisting it's a lifestyle choice, and start pushing the argument that liberals are pushing soy on our children to turn them homer?

Confused,

Monty

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Mawmie says I can't watch thuh Simpsons. She says it's like a gateway ta' porn.

What's porn?

[Seeker]

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It's all those hormones in it and people with a thyroid condition should stay away.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Mawmie says I can't watch thuh Simpsons. She says it's like a gateway ta' porn.

What's porn?

It's Yo Gabba-Gabba talk for popcorn. Like Orville Redenbacher's famous bathroom brown-pop. Very popular with politicians.

[Brother Temperance]

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Soy products are good for you. You should drink more soy milk and eat more tofu and tempeh. Also, anything that reduces our society's macho, militaristic tendencies must be a good thing.

I suppose you also want us to snack down on hemp and seitan? There'll be no meat substitutes when demons are snacking on your behind in the Lake of Fire!

Besides, have you done any checking into all of the hormones in the beef that big agribusiness produces?

The hormones make the cows grow big and strong, so when GODLY American men eat them, they'll grow big and strong and be able to kill ragheads for JESUS and throw trucks around. What's so bad about that? Also, it is a proven fact that Puerto Rican girls who eat plenty of chicken have a much better chance of finding a husband early in life. Praise!