Advice in dealing with the inferior sex

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Brothers,

I have something to admit that I will no longer be ashamed to say. Although I have a 3rd degree black belt in hapkido and I am a pretty good amateur kick boxer and I have beaten the crap out of more faggot punks than I'd care to count and even though I love a good wrestling match with a woman that likes a thorough, long, sweaty, hard, rough, energetic, scratching, biting, mmmmmmmm....

Despite all these things I am a wimp emotionally when it comes to women. I know the Bible sets forth an example to follow, but I just hate to see a woman cry unless it's cries of joy and ecstasy. I love to see a woman happy and smiling. Making my woman happy makes me happy. I know it's weak, but behind closed doors I can be a sweet and caring person.

I've always heard that girls like jerks, but I ignored such talk. Who in their right mind would want to be treated like shit? Well, apparently woman aren't in their right minds. I came here knowing that women were stupid and probably didn't have souls and then I was invited to pray with one and grew to love her and even question my beliefs... but I was wrong. They have no souls, no heart, no feelings...

And because I was kind, caring, and loving I was ultimately rejected. I guess woman hate nice. I'm nice to a woman and she leaves me over stupid statutory laws that don't even apply anymore now that I'm 18. And the woman I berate with threats and treat like shit tries to seduce me when I visited her hotel.

That is why I am here. I wish to learn from you godly men how to be a real man. I'm only 18 so it's not too late for me. I need advice from the older menfolk about what has made their long lasting marriages last. Pastor Ezekiel, I'm told, has been engaged to a woman for years and she still hasn't left him. He must be doing something right. What is it that a True Christian woman wants in a man? How do you treat your women? How do I find the balance between being too cruel and just cruel enough that she will not poison my dinner?

I need your help. I want to completely give myself over to Christ. Not just as an Instrument of GOD who inflicts pain upon those who Christ hates, but also outside of the battlefield. And the fact that I can be charged as an adult and soon the authorities won't just dismiss my actions as mere school fights that got out of hand makes it all the more clear that I will have to change my ways. Are there any Men's Only meetings that I could attend? My visitor's pass lasts until the end of June.

Yours in Christ,
Zephyrn

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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The first thing is STOP BEING SUCH A NANCY BOY. The next time you use the word "emotionally" in a sentence make sure it is prefixed by "you will suffer."

Now then Vahry, your instincts have served you well. Women do indeed like a strong man and they do like to be treated firmly. It's because they are insecure and need these things.

A liberal would call that man a jerk and would call the woman's situation mistreated or abused. Don't believe any of it, that's just more liberal lies.

If anything you need to be stronger and more firmer with women. So next time you see a girl you fancy, just walk right up to her and tell her that she is now your woman. If she says yes, then you know you have truly found the right one.

[Don the Baptist]

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If anything you need to be stronger and more firmer with women. So next time you see a girl you fancy, just walk right up to her and tell her that she is now your woman. If she says yes, then you know you have truly found the right one.

Very true - women (in my considerable experience) like their men firm - the firmer the better they tell me. And the longer you remain firm the better as well.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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The first thing is STOP BEING SUCH A NANCY BOY. The next time you use the word "emotionally" in a sentence make sure it is prefixed by "you will suffer."

Now then Vahry, your instincts have served you well. Women do indeed like a strong man and they do like to be treated firmly. It's because they are insecure and need these things.

A liberal would call that man a jerk and would call the woman's situation mistreated or abused. Don't believe any of it, that's just more liberal lies.

If anything you need to be stronger and more firmer with women. So next time you see a girl you fancy, just walk right up to her and tell her that she is now your woman. If she says yes, then you know you have truly found the right one.

So for starters, if was to cruise around and see a female I fancy I should just get out of my truck, walk up to her, and inform her that she is now my property? OK.

I'll ride out to Freehold tomorrow afternoon and go chick hunting. I'll just be trying out your advice. If I follow this method on a woman and it doesn't work should I report her to a pastor? Only a liberal feminist would make things harder than they need to be, right? I'm sure you don't want feminist in your midst.

So about that Men's Only meeting? When and where are they held?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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I come here to seek advice in dealing with women and only one True Christian has any advice? And it is advice that FAILED.

Is all this talk about putting your wives in their place just a show? Having dealt with a few of your women they seem mighty uppity and full of sass. I am starting to think that all this king of the castle bullsh*t is... BULLSH*IT.

I can't stand weakness and I sure as hell don't want any pathetic punching bag of a wench. Sure she's gonna take some blows but she sure as hell BETTER DISH IT TOO!!! What was I thinking?

When it comes to Godly Marriage and Procreation my thoughts remain the same. If they shouldn't be enjoying it, according to you, they should be hating it.

"BITING!!!! IT TAKES AWAY THE FEELING THAT THE ENCOUNTER IS SOMEHOW "ROMANTIC" OR "AFFECTIONATE"!!!!!

YOU COME AT THE WOMAN FROM BEHIND!!!! YOU GRAB A FIST FULL OF HER HAIR AND YOUR RIDE HER LIKE A MULE REAL HARD!!! MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A DIRTY BEAST OF THE FIELD BECAUSE NO RESPECTABLE WOMAN WOULD WANT TO BE HANDLED IN SUCH A FASHION. OR COME AT HER FROM THE FRONT AND GRAB HER BY THE NECK... CHOKING HER WHILE YOU RAVAGE HER TIL IT HURTS!!! BITE HER ON HER BUTT OR THIGH OR NECK OR BREAST OR WHEREVER!!!! LET HER BE DRENCHED IN YOUR UNCLEAN MAN SWEAT!!!! YOU SHOULD BOTH BE FIGHTING EACH OTHER THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL. IT SHOULDN'T BE ONE WAY!!! NO, SHE HAS TO KICK AND SCREAM AND SCRATCH AND BITE BACK LEAST THE MAN FIND SOME ENJOYMENT IN IT!!! DON'T LET HER OR YOURSELF ENJOY ONE BIT OF IT!!!! IT SHOULD GO ON FOR HOURS SO THAT IT BECOMES LIKE A CHORE... yeah, a chore... right... right...

!!!ROAR!!!!

I gotta be me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, dear. Here we go again. Gentlemen, I apologize.

Andrew, we have discussed dishonesty before, have we not?

Do you remember when you dressed up as Mrs. Davies and tried to have a romantic evening with her husband? That didn't work out very well, did it? The way Mr. Davies told it, he had to chase you down the street with a baseball bat the next morning when he remembered that his wife was off attending her mother's funeral in Boise.

Why do you think this would work any better, cyber-dressing yourself as a ridiculous caricature of a Dungeons and Dragons-playing nerdboy?

I may have to speak with your parents about this one, Andrew. The vulgarity and the threats of violence are taking it far over the line of human decency.

Gentlemen, now perhaps you see why I have asked Mr. and Mrs. Watkins to keep Andrew away from my church. I am truly sorry that he has seen fit to infest yours instead.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Oh, dear. Here we go again. Gentlemen, I apologize.

Andrew, we have discussed dishonesty before, have we not?

Do you remember when you dressed up as Mrs. Davies and tried to have a romantic evening with her husband? That didn't work out very well, did it? The way Mr. Davies told it, he had to chase you down the street with a baseball bat the next morning when he remembered that his wife was off attending her mother's funeral in Boise.

Why do you think this would work any better, cyber-dressing yourself as a ridiculous caricature of a Dungeons and Dragons-playing nerdboy?

I may have to speak with your parents about this one, Andrew. The vulgarity and the threats of violence are taking it far over the line of human decency.

Gentlemen, now perhaps you see why I have asked Mr. and Mrs. Watkins to keep Andrew away from my church. I am truly sorry that he has seen fit to infest yours instead.

I'm gonna let you slide because you are clearly not in a right state of mind. I think you need to take those pills your doctor subscribed to you. And lay off the cocaine and energy drinks, buddy.

[JennyD]

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I'm gonna let you slide because you are clearly not in a right state of mind. I think you need to take those pills your doctor subscribed to you. And lay off the cocaine and energy drinks, buddy.

Clarabelle . . . I mean, P.Zilla . . . how dare you insult this fine gentleman! He's only trying to help you!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Clarabelle . . . I mean, P.Zilla . . . how dare you insult this fine gentleman! He's only trying to help you!

You cannot make me angry. I'm not going to come over to your hotel in a fit of rage. You will have no further opportunities to try and seduce me. I've got bigger things on my plate.

You cannot seem to leave me alone and it's getting a tad bit creepy, Jenny. I know that was you parked outside the gate to Tali's place last night. She recognized your vehicle. Luckily, I've been here since Thursday since I've already taken my finals. Only you know what you had in mind. I guess it's partly my fault for keeping a predictable schedule in the past. Now I know I'm a nice looking guy and not many of your male friends are in shape, but I think it's about time you let it go. I'm back with Tali now and given our future plans, which I will not elaborate on, I think you need to accept the fact that me and you aren't going to happen. I've got responsibilities now that I will not turn my back on. It's sometimes overwelming.

I have no doubt that one day you will find a guy that is perfect for you. Keep your chin up, kiddo.

[Foreign Perspective]

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You cannot make me angry. I'm not going to come over to your hotel in a fit of rage. You will have no further opportunities to try and seduce me. I've got bigger things on my plate.

You cannot seem to leave me alone and it's getting a tad bit creepy, Jenny. I know that was you parked outside the gate to Tali's place last night. She recognized your vehicle. Luckily, I've been here since Thursday since I've already taken my finals. Only you know what you had in mind. I guess it's partly my fault for keeping a predictable schedule in the past. Now I know I'm a nice looking guy and not many of your male friends are in shape, but I think it's about time you let it go. I'm back with Tali now and given our future plans, which I will not elaborate on, I think you need to accept the fact that me and you aren't going to happen. I've got responsibilities now that I will not turn my back on. It's sometimes overwelming.

I have no doubt that one day you will find a guy that is perfect for you. Keep your chin up, kiddo.

Hi. How's it going? My name's not important due to you will probably stalk it over google or the likes trying to get a location to find out who I may possibly be. Sadly, you fail. On the other hand, the bigger thing on your plate must be a heeping pile of bullshit. I hope it doesnt taste bitter because you sir are producing more than half of my golfing buddies. In my line of work I encounter bigots and hate mongers. All of whom now share a closer bond with the true word of god. So I ask you good pilgrim, do you share this hateful view of women 'as a weaker gender' Because of your inadequecies in dealing with them? Or is that you yourself blame them for your own inherent flaws? Trying to act tough to a group of peers who isn't going to be there for you like I could be. We learned in the bible that the most important person to Jesus himself was the love of his mother, how she was always close. Obviously not a sign of weakness. And then he saved a woman from being stoned to death from a bunch of bigots who they themselves would have been her regular customers if they weren't too ashamed of there lack of forth comings. But I think it is sad indeed to think of a gender as weaker. I'm far from a feminist and I am also not a pig. But would you view a being who not only lovingly carries your child for a period of nine months as weak? I think not, since they then have to birth the child by forcing an object the size of a moderate watermelon through an opening the rough size of a lemon at best. Thats just the scientific comparison. Though you'll probably call me a gaylord or a fag humper or something I hope you were creative enough to think of yourself. But I just wish to enlighten you to your own ignorance. Name any man who 'isn't gay' who can single handedly not only plan a party, but make sure the guest lists, and catering are all done to the clients needs and preferences, and I'll tell you, if you look at it from the perspective you put out. You just called god a fag. Reflect on your sins.

Amen.

[JennyD]

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Hi. How's it going? My name's not important due to you will probably stalk it over google or the likes trying to get a location to find out who I may possibly be. Sadly, you fail. On the other hand, the bigger thing on your plate must be a heeping pile of bullshit. I hope it doesnt taste bitter because you sir are producing more than half of my golfing buddies. In my line of work I encounter bigots and hate mongers. All of whom now share a closer bond with the true word of god. So I ask you good pilgrim, do you share this hateful view of women 'as a weaker gender' Because of your inadequecies in dealing with them? Or is that you yourself blame them for your own inherent flaws? Trying to act tough to a group of peers who isn't going to be there for you like I could be. We learned in the bible that the most important person to Jesus himself was the love of his mother, how she was always close. Obviously not a sign of weakness. And then he saved a woman from being stoned to death from a bunch of bigots who they themselves would have been her regular customers if they weren't too ashamed of there lack of forth comings. But I think it is sad indeed to think of a gender as weaker. I'm far from a feminist and I am also not a pig. But would you view a being who not only lovingly carries your child for a period of nine months as weak? I think not, since they then have to birth the child by forcing an object the size of a moderate watermelon through an opening the rough size of a lemon at best. Thats just the scientific comparison. Though you'll probably call me a gaylord or a fag humper or something I hope you were creative enough to think of yourself. But I just wish to enlighten you to your own ignorance. Name any man who 'isn't gay' who can single handedly not only plan a party, but make sure the guest lists, and catering are all done to the clients needs and preferences, and I'll tell you, if you look at it from the perspective you put out. You just called god a fag. Reflect on your sins.

Amen.

Clara . . . er, Andrew, does this person know you?

Sounds like it.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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So I ask you good pilgrim, do you share this hateful view of women 'as a weaker gender' Because of your inadequecies in dealing with them? Or is that you yourself blame them for your own inherent flaws?

The Bible states that women are beneath men. It is God's intention for the woman to be inferior from the get go.

Women were created with the explicit purpose of being servants to man. Genesis 2: 18-22 states, "And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man." Clearly, women were merely an afterthought when the field beasts simply weren't cutting it as decent servants in all departments.

Women exist to serve man as 1 Corinthians 11: 7-9 states, "For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." Men are the glory of God. Women are not.

Women cannot hold authority over men as 1 Timothy 2: 11-13 states, " Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve."

Wom,an are not worth as much as a man which is clearly stated in Leviticus 27: 3-7 which says, "And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels."

Women are not even to make their own decisions without a husband's approval for Numbers 30: 10-13 states, "And if she vowed in her husband's house, or bound her soul by a bond with an oath; And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her, and disallowed her not: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she bound her soul shall stand. But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the day he heard them; then whatsoever proceeded out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and the LORD shall forgive her. Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul, her husband may establish it, or her husband may make it void."

God makes it clear that women equate to little other than sexual property meant for pleasure(yes, I know some limp dicks here will disagree) and procreation. For Genesis 19:4-8 states that Lot, a Godly man, would give his own daughters over to a horde of horny rapists than allow two male strangers he'd never meet before to be harmed. Number 31:7-18 states that virgin women are sexual war booty. Exodus 21: 7-9 even details God's rules for selling a daughter to another man to use for sex.

Women are merely glorified incubators who can only find salvation through childbirth as 1 Timothy 2: 13-15 states, "For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."


It is very obvious that God did not create women as equals. They are a means to an end. So don't you DARE come in here making accusations about my veiws on a woman's inferiority having anything to do with personal psychological issues. GOD ALMIGHTY has said they are inferior and so they must be. If you were a Christian you'd know this already.

Trying to act tough to a group of peers who isn't going to be there for you like I could be. We learned in the bible that the most important person to Jesus himself was the love of his mother, how she was always close.

Love for His mother? Excuse me?

Luke 14: 26 states, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Jesus disses his mother in Luke 8: 19-21 where is says, "Then came to him his mother and his brethren, and could not come at him for the press. And it was told him by certain which said, Thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to see thee. And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it."

But I think it is sad indeed to think of a gender as weaker.

Men score higher in math and science in addition to being physically stronger, yet you continue to spew this liberal bullsh*t about the sexes being equal.

I'm far from a feminist and I am also not a pig. But would you view a being who not only lovingly carries your child for a period of nine months as weak? I think not, since they then have to birth the child by forcing an object the size of a moderate watermelon through an opening the rough size of a lemon at best.

That is a punishment from God. It is nothing to be proud of.

Genesis 3:13 states, "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thyconception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Though you'll probably call me a gaylord or a fag humper or something I hope you were creative enough to think of yourself.

Shut up, you porchmonkeys cocks' clearing barrel.

But I just wish to enlighten you to your own ignorance.

I think you are the one who has been enlightened, butt pirate. Why don't you open up your Bible and read it before you come into my house and try to educate me on something you clearly know nothing about.

Name any man who 'isn't gay' who can single handedly not only plan a party, but make sure the guest lists, and catering are all done to the clients needs and preferences, and I'll tell you, if you look at it from the perspective you put out. You just called god a fag. Reflect on your sins.

Amen.

Don't put words in my mouth, fudge packer. Jesus was not a party planner you BLASPHEMING TRUCK STOP COCK HOLSTER!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Andrew, your mother is sitting with me here at the rectory. She would like a word with you this evening.

[Magikarp]

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Andrew, your mother is sitting with me here at the rectory. She would like a word with you this evening.

Wait, so there are two Andrews now?