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Old 10-30-2008, 11:02 PM
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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.

More evidence that 'Female Orgasm is nothing but a Myth' to follow....
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I believe you are right Brother Percy. My Christian wife has never had one of these "orgasms", one time it took me three full minutes to produce a seed for Christ to sow, and still nothing!
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I caught my wife reading the "cosmosexual" magazine behind the shed about 10 or so years ago and it had that filthy word right on the cover. She had apparently picked it up at a news-stand on her way home from shopping. I asked her if anyone had seen her buy it and she said only the cashier knew. It shamed me to no end. I took her inside that same shed and beat her with a rubber hose until she couldn't stand up. I burned the magazine and burried the ashes. I had to miss dinner that night because of that woman's insolence. Needless to say, she hasn't bought another one of those news-stand magazines since.
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the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms.
Besides do they always fake it or did they admit they faked it once ? that's a whole different point of view is it not ?
and mr wright. 3 minutes ? come on give me a break how would she ever be able to get one on such short notice
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the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms.
Besides do they always fake it or did they admit they faked it once ? that's a whole different point of view is it not ?
and mr wright. 3 minutes ? come on give me a break how would she ever be able to get one on such short notice
I must admit, I wasn't concerned about having her fake an orgasm. I was concerned about producing a child.
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Listen you crazy french slut, this is a MEN ONLY forum, you are not even supposed to be reading this stuff, let alone posting here! I'm getting a Pastor to give you an infraction!

Female orgasm indeed! The act of "completion" by a Godly True Christian™ man produces "seed" that Jesus plants inside the Godly True Christian™ wife's belly, where it grows into a Slodier for Christ!

Women don't produce "seed", so how can there be such a thing as a female orgasm!?!

And you'd better not answer this thread Lithium, or whatever you're calling yourself today!
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I caught my wife reading the "cosmosexual" magazine behind the shed about 10 or so years ago and it had that filthy word right on the cover. She had apparently picked it up at a news-stand on her way home from shopping. I asked her if anyone had seen her buy it and she said only the cashier knew. It shamed me to no end. I took her inside that same shed and beat her with a rubber hose until she couldn't stand up. I burned the magazine and burried the ashes. I had to miss dinner that night because of that woman's insolence. Needless to say, she hasn't bought another one of those news-stand magazines since.
How heroic of you to beat a harmless women.
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I am willing to theorize. (1) the drugs wear off and she realizes what she is doing and with whom. (2) The drugs don't wear off and she goes into a coma. (3) She is an epileptic and what you think is an orgasm is a Grand Mal seizure.
Or perhaps the orgasm is a real thing, but you and your ignorant views can't accept that perhaps your cult is wrong
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Or perhaps the orgasm is a real thing, but you and your ignorant views can't accept that perhaps your cult is wrong
Son, if you are suggesting that if a woman thinks she is having an imaginary orgasm, and all of the blood runs from her head to her nether regions and she passes out and possibly dies from lack of oxygen to the brain, that is probably a reasonable assumption. Women tend to imagine a lot of things that aren't real, and this could be a simple manifestation of one of them.

There is probably a female hormone that turns off oxygen to the brain. God knows enough women have it. Elizabeth Hasselbeck must breathe through her skin. She never stops talking long enough to take a breath, and she has never said anything that made sense. Believe me, this comes straight from Betty Bowers, who knows all of those pop tarts! Praise JESUS that these dumb bimbos fade from the public scene faster than ducks poop.
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You must be about 12 years old to harbor such idiocy. Women are the most dangerous creatures on earth. Why do you think God commanded them to shut their yaps and allow Men to subjugate them?

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Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.
My guess is the other 28% don't fake it. They just lay motionless until the deed is done like a godly woman should. My wife, God bless her, has a rare muscular condition that is triggered roughly 40 minutes into the seeding process. She moans, her eyes roll back into her head, her muscles tighten up and she may even scratch me by mistake. Sometimes (Lord forgive me) she loses control of her bladder and urinates. But it isn't like regular urine. It's mostly clear and has no odor. I sent her to the doctor to diagnose the problem. She came back with some pills in a weird circular case resembling an old rotary dial that she takes to ease the pain. The symptoms haven't gone away, but she says it takes away the pain. No need in unnecessary suffering pre childbirth. We will keep on trying until she finally gets pregnant; but until then we will try, try, try and try again.
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So you think men are able to know this better than actual women, hmm? Seeing as you AREN'T women, I hardly think you're qualified to judge.

As a woman who has experienced orgasms myself, I can tell you, not only are they true, but it's proven that female orgasms are far more intense than what men feel. Yup, the reason why men probably would like to believe women don't really have orgasms is because you don't want to admit that we women got the better deal.

You men got screwed.
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You men got screwed.
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Who is this "evolution" false God you worship? How can it "give" you anything, when it clearly doesn't exist?

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Porn you say? You mean the word 'orgasm'? Well, I can't see that I did much harm, seeing as it was already in the title of the thread!
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Porn you say? You mean the word 'orgasm'? Well, I can't see that I did much harm, seeing as it was already in the title of the thread!

Since your eyesight is so good, then I'm sure you noticed that THIS SECTION OF THE FORUM IS FOR MEN ONLY!
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So you think men are able to know this better than actual women, hmm? Seeing as you AREN'T women, I hardly think you're qualified to judge.
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female orgasms are far more intense than what men feel.
You know, apart from your obvious harlot lies about "orgasms" (did you mean organisms?), I'm sure that even you can see a tiny contradiction there.
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You know, apart from your obvious harlot lies about "orgasms" (did you mean organisms?), I'm sure that even you can see a tiny contradiction there.
Well, I didn't mean to say that I, personally, could compare. However research has been done, such as what is on this site:

http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com...asms-kill-men/

Where is is saying that what we women experience could be too much of a shock for your puny male brains.

Scientists are able to do tests on both male and female subjects and thus gain objective insight.
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OK, let's pretend this whole orgasm thing is not a hoax () just for the sake of the argument.

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Where is is saying that what we women experience could be too much of a shock for your puny male brains.
Well, I looked at your SINtist link (DO NOT FOLLOW MY LEAD, THERE IS A PICTURE OF A SCARCELY CLAD HARLOT ON THAT PAGE!!! ), and - apart from proving that women probably have thinners skulls - this is what it says:

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So at least given current studies it's scientifically unproven that a female orgasm would kill men.
Do you have a different version of the interweb than I have?

Apart from that, this research was done by Godless chinks who don't know anything about anything anyway.

I'll now have to go into my prayer closet to get rid of this ghastly image.
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My guess is the other 28% don't fake it. They just lay motionless until the deed is done like a godly woman should. My wife, God bless her, has a rare muscular condition that is triggered roughly 40 minutes into the seeding process. She moans, her eyes roll back into her head, her muscles tighten up and she may even scratch me by mistake. Sometimes (Lord forgive me) she loses control of her bladder and urinates. But it isn't like regular urine. It's mostly clear and has no odor. I sent her to the doctor to diagnose the problem. She came back with some pills in a weird circular case resembling an old rotary dial that she takes to ease the pain. The symptoms haven't gone away, but she says it takes away the pain. No need in unnecessary suffering pre childbirth. We will keep on trying until she finally gets pregnant; but until then we will try, try, try and try again.
Yeah, those pill's she's taking are birth control.
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My guess is the other 28% don't fake it. They just lay motionless until the deed is done like a godly woman should. My wife, God bless her, has a rare muscular condition that is triggered roughly 40 minutes into the seeding process. She moans, her eyes roll back into her head, her muscles tighten up and she may even scratch me by mistake. Sometimes (Lord forgive me) she loses control of her bladder and urinates. But it isn't like regular urine. It's mostly clear and has no odor. I sent her to the doctor to diagnose the problem. She came back with some pills in a weird circular case resembling an old rotary dial that she takes to ease the pain. The symptoms haven't gone away, but she says it takes away the pain. No need in unnecessary suffering pre childbirth. We will keep on trying until she finally gets pregnant; but until then we will try, try, try and try again.
dude i've never heard of any kind of pill being dispensed in such a case besides birth control pills
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