Smart-Assed Women are Trying to Regulate Viagra

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've had just about enough of women who think their place is in politics. We men have passed lots of regulations about what women do with their bodies, whether and how the have sex and a host of other things. These are necessary to tamp down on women's nature obsession to ensnare men through sex. When we pass anti abortion laws it is to ensure women raise the children that are here because of their mother's sin.

Now, these women politicians are passing laws regulating Viagra. The laws require waiting periods, visits with "sex consultants" and are completely ridiculous. How much and when men have sex is of no business of women. Their job is to make sex available to men:

Women legislators turn the tables and introduce bills regulating men's reproductive health

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Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner

Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner (D) isn't happy with bills that seek to control women's access to contraception and abortion. She has joined a trend across the nation by introducing a bill that would require men seeking a prescription for erectile dysfunction drugs to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and "get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency." Sex therapists would be required to present the option of "celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice.”

"The men in our lives, including members of the General Assembly, generously devote time to fundamental female reproductive issues—the least we can do is return the favor," Senator Turner said. "It is crucial that we take the appropriate steps to shelter vulnerable men from the potential side effects of these drugs.
"When a man makes a crucial decision about his health and his body, he should be fully aware of the alternative options and the lifetime repercussions of that decision," Senator Turner said today. Men will be more easily guided through the process of obtaining treatment for impotence so they can better understand and more effectively address their condition.

Sen. Turner isn't the only legislator to introduce a "Viagra bill" or amendments in response to what mostly male legislators have been proposing around the nation.

[Des]

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I am hard pressed to discern if this is more telling of the ignorance of melon munchers or women. In any case, her ignorance is astounding indeed. Methuselah begat Lamech at the age of 187, and he didn't need a little blue pill to do it. God will ensure that a True Christian Man will be fruitful and procreate without artificial means. In fact, the only people who use Viagra are homersexuals who are too disgusted with their deathstyle choice to actually gain an erection, and Catlicks who seek to outbreed Real Christians.

Besides, any hypothetical True Christian Man who might hypothetically maintain a harem of 40 odd young ladies and found his hypothetical self in need of some pharmaceutical assistance would simply take advantage of the fact that back in 2012, Canada's Supreme Court annulled Pfizer’s Canadian patent for Viagra, and that hypothetical man can now have it delivered to his hypothetical home by mail and hypothetically only pay $188 USD for a hypothetical 24 pills by hypothetically ordering through canadapharmacyonline.com. That's only a hypothetical $7.42 per pill, a real hypothetical bargain!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't get it. What would a nigress lesbian need Viagra for?

[Back against wall]

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I don't get it. What would a nigress lesbian need Viagra for?

Unofficially, I've heared with the correct dose, it can bleach the skin. I believe that Satan lover nigero, Jackson was taking it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The nigress should be speaking for herself, and to some extent has a point. We already have enough problems with young buck nigras hopped up on weed and romping through the ghettos fornicating with just about everything in sight. I would hate to see what would happen if you add Viagra to the mix - and I hate to say it, but this just might be a case where the government has to step up and take some legislative action. Obama probably made free Viagra available to every buck with his ObamaCare.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, Mr. Hold. This is Harsha Shah here!

I am very honored to be meeting you. I am thinking that according to my faith sexual relations are indulgence and should be restricted to actual reproduction. I am hoping that my blunt words are not offending you. Yes. I have been seeing that it is the same thing here among you christians when you are reserving the intercourse to married life, yes? In this respect I am thinking that perhaps it would be best not to be enhancing the performance by artificial means? I know that this is a very sensitive issue to many men of advanced age I am am very happy that I am seeing how they can still be discussing this openly. Yes.

There are many other things that one could be doing even if the sexual relations are no longer possible because of dysfunction. Yes. We have arts and woodwork and literature. Yes. Asian cooking. I am thinking that after the sexual drive is finished we can be concentrating on these other, beautiful things. Accepting things. Yes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Yes, Mr. Hold. This is Harsha Shah here!
I am very honored to be meeting you. I am thinking that according to my faith sexual relations are indulgence and should be restricted to actual reproduction. I am hoping that my blunt words are not offending you.
There are many other things that one could be doing even if the sexual relations are no longer possible because of dysfunction. Yes. We have arts and woodwork and literature. Yes. Asian cooking. I am thinking that after the sexual drive is finished we can be concentrating on these other, beautiful things. Accepting things. Yes.

Dear Ms. Curry/Lentils--I think you are confusing real white Christian men with Hindu effeminates.

White Christian men see nothing beautiful in beads or flowers. They pop Viagra and see things I don't wish to discuss here. It is VERY harmful to their religious liberty to be prevented from taking Viagra whenever and wherever they want.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Yes, Mr. Hold. This is Harsha Shah here!

I am very honored to be meeting you. I am thinking that according to my faith sexual relations are indulgence and should be restricted to actual reproduction. I am hoping that my blunt words are not offending you. Yes. I have been seeing that it is the same thing here among you christians when you are reserving the intercourse to married life, yes? In this respect I am thinking that perhaps it would be best not to be enhancing the performance by artificial means? I know that this is a very sensitive issue to many men of advanced age I am am very happy that I am seeing how they can still be discussing this openly. Yes.

There are many other things that one could be doing even if the sexual relations are no longer possible because of dysfunction. Yes. We have arts and woodwork and literature. Yes. Asian cooking. I am thinking that after the sexual drive is finished we can be concentrating on these other, beautiful things. Accepting things. Yes.

Many of us are familiar with those depraved depictions of sexual congress and orgies with just about every animate and inanimate object at those Temples of Khajuharo (I won't even post links here). The Hindaloos share nothing with True Christians™ (least of all roast beef and a good grilled rare steak). And stay away from our Godly Mayor.

[Harsha Shah]

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Many of us are familiar with those depraved depictions of sexual congress and orgies with just about every animate and inanimate object at those Temples of Khajuharo (I won't even post links here). The Hindaloos share nothing with True Christians™ (least of all roast beef and a good grilled rare steak). And stay away from our Godly Mayor.

Yes, Mr. Bryan. I am Harsha Shah answering your question. Yes, you are correct. Also my culture has a history of indulgence. Yes. I am happy to tell you that I have been able to avoid many types of indulgence, but I am sorry to say that I have also been gathering bad karma with an occasional cider or white wine. Yes. I am proud of the art and poetry that my culture has produced but I am despising the inequality of the caste system that is still corrupting the subcontinent. Yes. We are not obliged to be confined to our own cultural norms. Because we are human, we can look at our own habits critically.

I am sorry if I am offending Mr. Hold as this was beside the point. Yes. I am thinking that there are other types of affection besides the actual intercourse. There is the gentle look and the whisper and the bouqet of roses. I am thinking that if Mr. Hold is having problems with his performance (I am sorry if these words are offending), it is perfectly acceptable to be utilizing medical help but it is also perfectly acceptable to withdraw from these physical acts into the respectable age of contemplation and charity. Yes.

[Des]

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Yes, Mr. Bryan. I am Harsha Shah answering your question. Yes, you are correct. Also my culture has a history of indulgence. Yes. I am happy to tell you that I have been able to avoid many types of indulgence, but I am sorry to say that I have also been gathering bad karma with an occasional cider or white wine. Yes. I am proud of the art and poetry that my culture has produced but I am despising the inequality of the caste system that is still corrupting the subcontinent. Yes. We are not obliged to be confined to our own cultural norms. Because we are human, we can look at our own habits critically.

I am sorry if I am offending Mr. Hold as this was beside the point. Yes. I am thinking that there are other types of affection besides the actual intercourse. There is the gentle look and the whisper and the bouqet of roses. I am thinking that if Mr. Hold is having problems with his performance (I am sorry if these words are offending), it is perfectly acceptable to be utilizing medical help but it is also perfectly acceptable to withdraw from these physical acts into the respectable age of contemplation and charity. Yes.

With all this talk of hating class systems and wanting to deprive people of their medication, you are sounding like a Commie.

Well, let me tell you something, missy, Ronald Reagan single-handedly tore down that wall when he truly accepted Jesus into his heart, cast aside the sinful Democratic ways of his past, and embraced Godly Republicanism.

Communism is a dead, stinking fish, useful for nothing other than to fertilize Russian soil so that it might bring forth the stout and trustworthy Vladimir Putin!

[Harsha Shah]

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With all this talk of hating class systems and wanting to deprive people of their medication, you are sounding like a Commie.

Well, let me tell you something, missy, Ronald Reagan single-handedly tore down that wall when he truly accepted Jesus into his heart, cast aside the sinful Democratic ways of his past, and embraced Godly Republicanism.

Communism is a dead, stinking fish, useful for nothing other than to fertilize Russian soil so that it might bring forth the stout and trustworthy Vladimir Putin!

Yes, Mr. Des. Yes, it is Harsha here!

I am hoping that Mr. Hold is not being offended by my still being beside the point. I am thinking that the communism in the Soviet Union was the ultimate form of oligarchy with the caste of the party members and the caste of all the others. Yes. It was not possible to choose your own path there. I have been telling the story of the blind men and the elephant: one is thinking that it is a column, another that it is a fan, the third one is assuming that it is a wall and many christians are concentrating on the lingam of the elephant. Communism was seeing the guts and the digestive processes. They were thinking that if we are filling the nation with raw materials they will produce good living. They never saw the brain and the mind and the eyes of the elephant our friend. Yes. I am not saying that they were any better in ancient India. There is more to life than the lingam. It can be treated with the Viagra but there is more to the elephant. Yes. There is also the herd. Yes.

[Des]

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Yes, Mr. Des. Yes, it is Harsha here!

I am hoping that Mr. Hold is not being offended by my still being beside the point. I am thinking that the communism in the Soviet Union was the ultimate form of oligarchy with the caste of the party members and the caste of all the others. Yes. It was not possible to choose your own path there. I have been telling the story of the blind men and the elephant: one is thinking that it is a column, another that it is a fan, the third one is assuming that it is a wall and many christians are concentrating on the lingam of the elephant. Communism was seeing the guts and the digestive processes. They were thinking that if we are filling the nation with raw materials they will produce good living. They never saw the brain and the mind and the eyes of the elephant our friend. Yes. I am not saying that they were any better in ancient India. There is more to life than the lingam. It can be treated with the Viagra but there is more to the elephant. Yes. There is also the herd. Yes.

I...well....ahh...If you are suggesting we give Viagra to an elephant, well...you are just...ahhh...you need to read the Bible more often, young lady!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Yes, Mr. Des. Yes, it is Harsha here!
I am hoping that Mr. Hold is not being offended by my still being beside the point. I am thinking that the communism in the Soviet Union was the ultimate form of oligarchy with the caste of the party members and the caste of all the others. Yes. It was not possible to choose your own path there.

Harsha--I've reading your posts and have come to the conclusion you do not have a husband. A husband would not let you discuss in public intellectual topics like communism and elephants.

Have you ever visited Iowa? We have some very handsome Mexican bachelors here that would fit nicely your own ethnic background. I know personally, Jose, who takes care of my lawn. He seems to have steady work.

[Alex Osterman]

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Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner (D) isn't happy with bills that seek to control women's access to contraception and abortion. She has joined a trend across the nation by introducing a bill that would require men seeking a prescription for erectile dysfunction drugs to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and "get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency." Sex therapists would be required to present the option of "celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice.”

"The men in our lives, including members of the General Assembly, generously devote time to fundamental female reproductive issues—the least we can do is return the favor," Senator Turner said. "It is crucial that we take the appropriate steps to shelter vulnerable men from the potential side effects of these drugs.

"When a man makes a crucial decision about his health and his body, he should be fully aware of the alternative options and the lifetime repercussions of that decision," Senator Turner said today. Men will be more easily guided through the process of obtaining treatment for impotence so they can better understand and more effectively address their condition.

I appreciate what Sen. Turner is trying to do here. Anything that makes the patriarchy squirm gets a double thumbs-up from me. However, do she and the author of this piece need to make their point using cissexist language?

Abortion is a male reproductive issue because there are plenty of men who need or want to get abortions, just like there are plenty of women (with and without penises) who use Viagra. When standing up to oppression, take a moment to ask yourself if you are excluding any marginalized bodies who are oppressed by the same forces you intend to challenge.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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When standing up to oppression, take a moment to ask yourself if you are excluding any marginalized bodies who are oppressed by the same forces you intend to challenge.

"Standing up to oppression", that is what we at Landover Baptist are all about. In this case, some nobody woman politician is oppressing white males by trying to regulate their Viagra. The religious freedom of white males is being attacked everywhere.