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Re: Good Friday
Roman Catholics are the devil. They still have Jesus on the cross.Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View PostComment
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Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Good Friday
On Good Friday, we True Christians(tm) celebrate the temporary suffering and death of our Lord and Savior. Shout GLORY!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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GLORY! \o/Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOn Good Friday, we True Christians™ celebrate the temporary suffering and death of our Lord and Savior. Shout GLORY!This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Verily, Pastor! Glorious day. The day when God's master plan came into fruition. His masterful design was finally revealed. First the pre-destined Fall of the first woman in her repulsive harlotry and the struggles of Judah and Israel against idols and sodomy. The Flood. Eight people surviving and begetting once more to populate the Earth. Babel. Daniel. It was becoming a mess and God needed a logical plan to bring order and hope into this chaos, repentance into the midst of vile sodomy. As an omnipotent entity He designed the only possible plan to get rid of the accumulating sin since the fall. Incarnation, becoming flesh and torturing that flesh in a most agonizing way - the cross - almost the worst way of execution imaginable (impalement could be worse) to give us again a chance for SALVATION.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
As a newly-saved man after my years of youthful experimentation I sometimes imagined the pains Jesus must have had and the mind control He showed while hanging on the cross, lung capacity decreasing due to the unpleasant position of hanging by the arms and the desperate struggle to put more weight on the feet pierced by some rusty nails. Still He managed in His omnipotence to master the pain and convey important messages to His loved ones and to us. He managed to communicate with the Ghost.
Matthew 27:50
Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
Meaning that He had His wits unaltered as He should as God and our Lord. He was capable of anything so mastering the pain would have been easy for Him while being aware that despite the transient agony He would soon be resurrected by Himself and enter Heavenly Joys. That must have been Great Comfort and Solace to Him.
He is waiting for me by the Pearly Gates. It was not the End but the World will end soon with the Tribulations and our Rapture. I am so glad I don't have to go through as much pain as Jesus endured. Instead, He receives me into Joy thanks to His temporary sacrifice.
Matthew 13:20
But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it.
Yours in Christ,
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It is clear that Lord Jesus did not want joos and romans to be saved.
Mark 15: 29-32
If Lord Jesus had wanted that, he had stepped down from the Cross.PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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Have you thanked Our Lord Jesus Christ today for His temporary death on the cross?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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The traditional Stations of the Cross commemorate stories that add to Scripture, something we are not allowed to do (Proverbs 30:6).This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Hi again, gang! It's Good Friday and I was expecting to see lots of Praise and Worship in compensation for quite an unpleasant afternoon that I had two millennia ago! Where is it? Apart from by good pal Isaac above, where is everybody? Instead, I'm seeing threads praising the Moses fellow who never got to the promised land and is at this very moment due his daily lava enemas in
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No questions for me today but hey, it's your sweet Jesus here! How about a hymn or two in my Praise, capite!? No unsaved or joos please.
YIMBlessed is Me.Comment
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Re: Good Friday
I baked a crucifixion pie in Your honor, my Darling Savior! I served it as a going away treat to my staff in Dallas, since I am returning to Freehold in time for Easter. I also gave them a gift of Resurrection Bread, which looks like the yeast is dead but then in 3 days it rises again. (Remind You of anyone, Lord?)
I look so forward to Sunday at LBC. I pray You will grant me a front row seat (whisper in Pastor Zeke's ear about it, won't You, Dear?)
Your favorite Servant,
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Re: Good Friday
Have you thanked the Lord for His mercy?
Yours in Christ (not the Easter bunny!),
IsaacThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Good Friday
I have! Every day for not roasting me alive, for ever and ever for that most heinous of crimes of not believing that He is real!Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Matthew 25:46 - And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal
But seriously, I can’t wait to die
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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God has spoken to me, and I now see his light
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