[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

1. Lady, I can't explain to you what my morals are bc you don't want to understand. There is no point in explaining to any of you people bc you all believe you are right. Don't even try to argue, we all know I'm right on this one. Oh, wait byou have to argue, since you are right, my bad.

Yep, you're a perfect candidate for the Landover Baptist Church. You have the perfect mindset for that - the "I'm always right" attitude.

2. Stop twisting sh*t. But knowing you, why am I even asking?

Since you still do not reply to specific chunks of text, nope, I have no idea and no patience to determine it, either.

4. I don't believe I'm special. Few people are. Nor am I arogant. I was stating a fact. What I mean was that a person who is not emotionaly involved in an incident can most likly figure out what happened better then if you use you're emotions. Look at court. Duh.

Judging on your grammar and spelling, which are even worse then usually, I conclude that you are, in fact, deeply emotionally involved and therefore -- according to your own argument -- unable to look at things objectively.

6. Okay, my cards are out. I don't support religion. Its all evil and sh*t. But you know what? Every singel human on the round planet is evil.

Wow, that's a sad way of looking at humanity!

ps. See you in hell

I'm afraid I will. My faith in God is still lacking.

pps. There is no god

Did you try telling your girlfriend that?

[GayGayAndGay]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

My youngest son, Jacob Delacroix, has brought shame upon his father's name for having remained celibate for so long! In 2 months time he will be 18 and he isn't even courting a young lady yet. The neighbors are starting to talk...

I continue to pray hard and lash him with the switch as often as I can, but nothing has worked so far! His father passed away so I cannot seek his help either.

Brothers and Sisters of Landover, what can I do? I'm beginning to suspect my son may be a queer...

sister im sad to say but hes probably like me there is nothing left u can do

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

sister im sad to say but hes probably like me there is nothing left u can do

That's not true. She can spank the gay away!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

It's much more important for women to get married early. Men can provide ample seed for copulation well into their 60s. God allowed Abraham to have a child at age 100 (Genesis 17:17).

Every 11 months a girl delays getting married after age 13 is another lost opportunity for a Christian Warrior to be conceived, carried to term, and brought into the world to slaughter numerous classes of people for Christ. Add a month or two for the mother to recover from birthing, and she's ready to reload and fire out another.

From age 14 to age 40, a dutiful, Godly and conscientious woman should be able to produce 28 children-- unless God blesses her with twins or triplets.

[Des]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

That's not true. She can spank the gay away!

This is so inspiring! I knew it could be done to female Asiatics (and according to my research on Asian perversion, done in reverse to make them lesbian), but I was dubious as to its effectiveness on actual people. Especially actual male people.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

Yep, you're a perfect candidate for the Landover Baptist Church. You have the perfect mindset for that - the "I'm always right" attitude.


Since you still do not reply to specific chunks of text, nope, I have no idea and no patience to determine it, either.


Judging on your grammar and spelling, which are even worse then usually, I conclude that you are, in fact, deeply emotionally involved and therefore -- according to your own argument -- unable to look at things objectively.


Wow, that's a sad way of looking at humanity!


I'm afraid I will. My faith in God is still lacking.

Did you try telling your girlfriend that?

I love you
I know what this is now.
I love this
And no sadly don't have a girlfriend

[Elmer G. White]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

I love you
I know what this is now.
I love this
And no sadly don't have a girlfriend

Dear Chef,

This is a Forum frequented also by Women and Children who must be deeply disturbed if you continue cruising for mates in fornication. I am also quite sure that Ms. Barriga is not interested in committing sins of the flesh with you! Moreover, I am fairly certain that you must have misunderstood Ms. Barriga's friendly tone for a pickup venue!

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I am sure that the sodomite community can find partners in sin elsewhere. Please, accept Jesus and discard this unnatural "love" towards other females.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

Dear Chef,

This is a Forum frequented also by Women and Children who must be deeply disturbed if you continue cruising for mates in fornication. I am also quite sure that Ms. Barriga is not interested in committing sins of the flesh with you! Moreover, I am fairly certain that you must have misunderstood Ms. Barriga's friendly tone for a pickup venue!

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I am sure that the sodomite community can find partners in sin elsewhere. Please, accept Jesus and discard this unnatural "love" towards other females.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

No worries, not gay for her, just spreading my love. Love u 2

[Roland]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

No worries, not gay for her, just spreading my love. Love u 2

Hello Chef,

That surely is one of the nicer things of not being Christian. Luke 14:26 doesn`t compel you to hate instead of love.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

Hello Chef,

That surely is one of the nicer things of not being Christian. Luke 14:26 doesn`t compel you to hate instead of love.

Kind regards,

Roland

Greaty great

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

Hello Chef,

That surely is one of the nicer things of not being Christian. Luke 14:26 doesn`t compel you to hate instead of love.

Kind regards,

Roland

You pirate types don't understand what True Love™ even is. Only True Christians™ have the kind of love that comes from the Holy Ghost, and that means it's perfect, and that kind that is everlasting. People like you who reject the Saving Grace of Christ the Lord thy God feel what they *think* is love, but it's really just confusion. Or indigestion.

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

You pirate types don't understand what True Love™ even is. Only True Christians™ have the kind of love that comes from the Holy Ghost, and that means it's perfect, and that kind that is everlasting. People like you who reject the Saving Grace of Christ the Lord thy God feel what they *think* is love, but it's really just confusion. Or indigestion.

K matey. Love u

[Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

That's not true. She can spank the gay away!

OMPG I got to try that shit with my gay friend. This site is so helpful

[kylinn0307]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

I wouldn't immediately jump to conclusions that your son is gay! The bible frowns upon us judging others. I know plenty men who are firm Christian believers who aren't married, in their twenties, and most definitely not gay! If I were you, I would praise the Lord for giving you a son who waits patiently for the Lord to show him the right girl instead of throwing himself at every girls he sees. Be trusting with your son and feel blessed that you have him in the first place.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do?

The bible frowns upon us judging others.

You mean, except where the Bible is absolutely clear that it is the privilege and responsibility of the True Christian™ to judge others? Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible?

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty:
but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Leviticus 19:15

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1st Corinthians 5:12-13

Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
1st Corinthians 6:1-6