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Hello everybody and Happy New Year, did you see the fireworks in Pyongyang? Nothing special, however we have to focus on defense and providing a good quality of life for Korean citizen, so superficial fireworks are not particularly high on our priorities right now. Nevertheless, despite right-wing liberal western media demonization, we are still able to enjoy the celebration.
Anyway, I am make this topic to put across my predictions for 2017. This is in the politics section because for the majority of it is politics, as it will a topic I am interest in. This is not based on statistics or the Bible or any things like this. It is just my opinion. If you like, you can post your own predictions.
Here begin the predictions:
In United States, Donald Trump will be assassinated, likely by an SJW or somebody who is mentally ill (yes, all SJWs are mentally ill, but not all mentally ill people are SJWs). This will spark numerous conspiracy theories about the Alt-Right, each more dubious than the last. However, President Pence will prove to be popular amongst them, and U.S.-Russian relations will greatly improve.
In South Korea, Park Geun-hye will resign over corruption scandals. South Korea's next president will be a socialist who wants to bring about a peaceful solution to the tensions between North and South Korea, and to improve relations with the North, building to reunification.
In the United Kingdom, Theresa May will trigger Article 50 and Brexit, there will be pressures for her to call a snap election, but she will not. UKIP will lose support, perhaps even dissolving as an party, and Jeremy Corbyn will face challenges to his leadership, perhaps even an split in the Labour Party.
In Germany, Angela Merkel will lose the next election to Alternative fur Deutschland.
In France, Marine Le Pen will win the next election.
In Religion, Pope Francis will resign, I am not like this Pope anyway, but the next one will be a lot worse. He will be more overtly right-wing and socially conservative and very popular amongst the Alt-Right. ISIS will become close to be defeat. IsraHELL will decrease minorly in size as Palestinians fight back against their aggression.
The Alt-Right and SJWs will decrease minorly in number whilst leftist and left-leaning causes such as Communism, Anarchism and Social Democracy will gain support and popularity, particularly amongst the internet.
Art, Music and Culture will be the best we have seen in the 21st century. Beautiful works of art we will see, and classical music will gain popularity. Science and Technology will also advance to a level we have never seen before.
And last but certainly not least, if you thought the memes in 2016 are the dankest you have seen, then you have not seen anything yet. We will retain the good memes of 2016 such as Pepe, "Here come dat boi" and "We are number one", whilst doing away with such frightening memes as dabbing. Not only that, but we shall create even better memes.
Anyway, happy new year, what does you think of my predictions? What does you think will happen in 2017? I would love to hear your thoughts. Thank.
Anyway, I am make this topic to put across my predictions for 2017. This is in the politics section because for the majority of it is politics, as it will a topic I am interest in. This is not based on statistics or the Bible or any things like this. It is just my opinion. If you like, you can post your own predictions.
Here begin the predictions:
In United States, Donald Trump will be assassinated, likely by an SJW or somebody who is mentally ill (yes, all SJWs are mentally ill, but not all mentally ill people are SJWs). This will spark numerous conspiracy theories about the Alt-Right, each more dubious than the last. However, President Pence will prove to be popular amongst them, and U.S.-Russian relations will greatly improve.
In South Korea, Park Geun-hye will resign over corruption scandals. South Korea's next president will be a socialist who wants to bring about a peaceful solution to the tensions between North and South Korea, and to improve relations with the North, building to reunification.
In the United Kingdom, Theresa May will trigger Article 50 and Brexit, there will be pressures for her to call a snap election, but she will not. UKIP will lose support, perhaps even dissolving as an party, and Jeremy Corbyn will face challenges to his leadership, perhaps even an split in the Labour Party.
In Germany, Angela Merkel will lose the next election to Alternative fur Deutschland.
In France, Marine Le Pen will win the next election.
In Religion, Pope Francis will resign, I am not like this Pope anyway, but the next one will be a lot worse. He will be more overtly right-wing and socially conservative and very popular amongst the Alt-Right. ISIS will become close to be defeat. IsraHELL will decrease minorly in size as Palestinians fight back against their aggression.
The Alt-Right and SJWs will decrease minorly in number whilst leftist and left-leaning causes such as Communism, Anarchism and Social Democracy will gain support and popularity, particularly amongst the internet.
Art, Music and Culture will be the best we have seen in the 21st century. Beautiful works of art we will see, and classical music will gain popularity. Science and Technology will also advance to a level we have never seen before.
And last but certainly not least, if you thought the memes in 2016 are the dankest you have seen, then you have not seen anything yet. We will retain the good memes of 2016 such as Pepe, "Here come dat boi" and "We are number one", whilst doing away with such frightening memes as dabbing. Not only that, but we shall create even better memes.
Anyway, happy new year, what does you think of my predictions? What does you think will happen in 2017? I would love to hear your thoughts. Thank.
Does someone actually care? Is "Park" really a name? A place to distribute Chick Tracts?
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