Hello. Me in need of help

[Beshadu]

Hello. Me is Beshadu Ankaka. Me from Etiop. Sorry if English is bad, i learn in small vilage many year ago.

I need help. One man gave me Holy Bible which i very like. I want to join baptist but my family want to stone me. I realy need help because i see it is only true way to heven.

Thank you reading story mine. I want joining.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Hello. Me in need of help

Hello. Me is Beshadu Ankaka. Me from Etiop. Sorry if English is bad, i learn in small vilage many year ago.

I need help. One man gave me Holy Bible which i very like. I want to join baptist but my family want to stone me. I realy need help because i see it is only true way to heven.

Thank you reading story mine. I want joining.

I hope that you were given the KJV Bible. If so, reading it, believing it, and obeying it will get you to Heaven, even if you are stoned.
Phil

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello. Me in need of help

Of course you are.

What is the reason why you wish to change your denomination from the principal religion of your region, Ethiopian Christianity, to Baptism? What are in your opinion the main differences between the Church of your family and Baptism? How does this relate to the following verse?

Romans 3:22
Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:

When are you going to donate the Ark of The Covenant to America?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello. Me in need of help

Sir or Madam:


I don't know if you are blessed to be male or if you are a lowly female; perhaps you can inform us?


The Landover Baptist Church is God's favorite. God draws sinners to us - even those from uneducated 3rd world countries - in order to save as many souls as possible before He returns. Therefore, if you are sincerely seeking Salvation(R), we can lead you there. I would like to point out that American is the preferred language, not English. The English have warped God's favorite tongue until it is barely recognizable. There are many sites on the Interwebs to help you learn American.


The pathway to Christ is narrow, but achievable. (Matthew 7:14), (Proverbs 3:6) Isn't it interesting that if you take 7 times 2 you get 14 and if you take 3 times 2 you get 6? This is the way God shows us that He was mindful of mathematics when He wrote some of the best verses in His Holy Bible.


Begin by asking Jesus to save you and forgive you of your sordid sins. He will! (1 John 1:9). Oh - by the way - are you a black person? This makes Salvation(R) a bit tougher because of the natural inclination of the black person to be a pie thief or heroin dealer. (The black often spells heroin incorrectly as herion, and often pronounces it that way, due to a lack of innate intelligence. So sad.)


Once you have confessed all of your sins to Jesus, He will enter you. Do not fear the entry of Jesus! Your entire being will be full of joy and love. Don't forget to thank Him for His forgiveness.


Oh by the way, I just remembered a joke you may find funny. You likely have survived Ethiopian famines, so you'll be LOL'ing at this one:


What's the special at an Ethiopian restaurant?
A larger empty plate. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL Oh, my side.


Anyway, begin to read the Holy Bible - the King James version. Until you learn better American, you'll probably find one online in your language. You MUST follow every word of the Bible. (2 Timothy 3:16) Don't stop reading it until you have gone from Genesis to Revelation. Then start over again! Find a good Bible believing Church - such as a Baptist Church (the only true Christian congregation). Attend services every time the door is open.


Regardless of which church you attend, your tithe should be directed to Landover Baptist Church. Don't expect the Christian life to be easy! But it leads to Heaven, whereas the heathen cannibals of Ethiopia are headed straight to Hell, even if their cannibalism was brought on by famine. (I'm still laughing at that joke!)


While we are able to reach Heaven more comfortably due to God's financial blessings, even poor and unwashed sinners in the most godless of countries can find eventual respite in the bosom of Jesus, so don't give up. Read our forums to learn more, and ask questions of the pastors. We are a loving, welcoming lot, and we will direct you to spiritual enlightenment through Christ's teachings.


I pray for your soul, friend. Welcome to the living waters of God's Word.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello. Me in need of help

Hello. Me is Beshadu Ankaka. Me from Etiop. Sorry if English is bad, i learn in small vilage many year ago.

I need help. One man gave me Holy Bible which i very like. I want to join baptist but my family want to stone me. I realy need help because i see it is only true way to heven.

Thank you reading story mine. I want joining.

Hello Mr. or Mrs. Ankaka, and welcome to our friendly forum! Bibles as a gift to the impoverished, starving, and war-torn masses is a time-honored tradition for God-fearing Baptists! We know the real need is for Salvation, as everyone will die anyway, and whether it's from malnutrition or a mortar shell in your belly doesn't matter. What matters is did you know and accept Christ before your final breath?

I would encourage you to read the Holy Bible, King James Version, which you can get online. If you'd like to read along with friends, join us here! You're welcome to add your thoughts or questions on these or any threads.

[faithandhome]

Re: Hello. Me in need of help

As Sister Etheldera already beautifully stated, as have the other True Christians before her, what matters is that you knew and accepted Christ before your final breath. God often tests our Faith and this is how you can prove to Him that he is above all else in your Life. Because what matters is not the life you spend here, but the life for eternity with Him.