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    Benazir Bhutto is rude

    Folks, I am so mad right now my hands are shaking with anger. Not since last week when I got loaded and punched Nelson Mandela in the face have I been as embarrassed as I am right now! Bhutto made me look like an idiot in front of all of my listeners today when she snubbed my show. I had her lined up to do an interview-- and it took me months to get her to agree to do my show and the big day comes and she snubs me! I have been in the field of journalism and news for over 30 years and NEVER have I witnessed such unprofessional behavior from anyone, let alone a person of her prestige! I would expect this kind of shabby treatment from a drunkard and washed up has-been like Dan Quayle but not Benazir Bhutto. I was left out there with nothing... NOTHING! We just replayed some timeless commentary from the Salvadoran Civil War while I went to my dressing room and had a vicodin-fueled freak out and destroyed all of my furniture and completely trashed the place.

    Benazir Bhutto- YOU'VE MADE MY LIST, LITTLE WOMAN! YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER RUN INTO YOU ON THE STREET OR IT WILL BE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. I'LL TEACH YOU TO STAND ME UP.

    Hopefully tomorrow's interview with Dan Quayle will go smoother.
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    Tags: benazir bhutto, nelson mandela, wash o'hanley
  • #2
    Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

    Ohhh, you're a real funny guy! Hilarious to take the **** out of a woman as great as her after she's died. You conceited piece of ****. I hope you die so you can find out what Hell's really like.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 12-29-2007, 01:12 PM.

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    • #3
      Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

      Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
      Ohhh, you're a real funny guy! Hilarious to take the piss out of a woman as great as her after she's died. You conceited piece of shit. I hope you die so you can find out what Hell's really like.
      There!! I've just sent you a whole Shed-load of Infraction points for insulting one of our True Christian(tm) Brothers.
      I notice you waited until he wasn't here to defend himself!

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        There!! I've just sent you a whole Shed-load of Infraction points for insulting one of our True Christian™ Brothers.
        I notice you waited until he wasn't here to defend himself!
        All 300 of them. That's nothing. Bring on the 2000's.
        And actually, I don't give a **** whether he's on or not, he'll still read it and hopefully reply with some crappy argument I can throw back in his face. I win.
        Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 12-29-2007, 01:12 PM.

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        • #5
          Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

          Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
          All 300 of them. That's nothing. Bring on the 2000's.
          And actually, I don't give a shit whether he's on or not, he'll still read it and hopefully reply with some crappy argument I can throw back in his face. I win.
          Can't you read?
          I'm a Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister.
          I prefer giving my punishment out in small doses.

          Why you are defending this Dot-head feminazi beggars belief.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            There!! I've just sent you a whole Shed-load of Infraction points for insulting one of our True Christian™ Brothers.
            I notice you waited until he wasn't here to defend himself!
            A shed-load of points?
            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Can't you read?
            I'm a Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister.
            I prefer giving my punishment out in small doses.
            Oh, you're all nice now
            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Why you are defending this Dot-head feminazi beggars belief.
            Oh dear! That's not very nice! Or gracious!
            She was trying to stop war in the Middle East. That's why I'm defending her. She's done more besides, obv. I'd be willing to bet she's done more good than you lot'll ever do, collectively.

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            • #7
              Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

              Our work here for Jesus is to Save souls like yours from aeternal Damnation.
              We have no interest in stopping these Savages from killing each other.
              The more they kill each other the less we'll get over here invading Godly America stealing our low paid jobs or claiming welfare.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • #8
                Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                She was trying to stop war in the Middle East. That's why I'm defending her. She's done more besides, obv. I'd be willing to bet she's done more good than you lot'll ever do, collectively.
                So you are defending someone who once strongly supported the Taliban, and then turned around when it was politically more convenient ? Do you think a True Christian would ever do that ?

                Let's not even talk about the corruption...

                If you think that is "good", I really don't want to know more about your moral values.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  So you are defending someone who once strongly supported the Taliban, and then turned around when it was politically more convenient ? Do you think a True Christian would ever do that ?

                  Let's not even talk about the corruption...

                  If you think that is "good", I really don't want to know more about your moral values.
                  That is a really good point actually. But at least she did turn around, instead of supporting the Taliban all her life. And no, I don't think a True Christian(TM?) would do that. My point was she'd done more, not you'd all do the same.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                    I just want to say that I know who killed Benazir Bhutto. It was the same person who killed Vincent Foster. That's right, Hillary Clinton! She killed Bhutto to make President Bush look bad.

                    And while I'm on the topic, it should be obvious now that Hillary was responsible for getting Britney's little sister pregnant. And has anyone seen Socks lately?

                    This is the reality of the Clinton Crime Family. But the liberal media won't report this. Thank the Lord for Fox News.

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • #11
                      Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                      Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                      I just want to say that I know who killed Benazir Bhutto. It was the same person who killed Vincent Foster. That's right, Hillary Clinton! She killed Bhutto to make President Bush look bad.
                      Yes! And to teach her own hubby a lesson as well.

                      This picture was in today's Belgian newspapers.



                      That satisfied grin, the niqaab falling off backwards, a blue dress ... need we say more?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                        yea imgine the rudness getting shot up and blown up just to skip an interview...really how insenstive....

                        She could have done all that afterwards.. BUUUTTT NNOOO she decides to do it right then... ungratful wretch..... she needs a good

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                        • #13
                          Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                          I'm a True Christian(tm) American living in God's own United States and I haven't been shot or blown up ever! Maybe if she had accepted Christ as her Savior and legally immigrated to the good ol' U.S. of A., she wouldn't have been a heathen trying to supplant man's authority in government and putting herself in a position to be shot and blown up!
                          It should be interesting for both her and her assailant right now, roasting side-by-side for eternity.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                            Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                            She was trying to stop war in the Middle East. That's why I'm defending her. She's done more besides, obv. I'd be willing to bet she's done more good than you lot'll ever do, collectively.
                            You'd obviously never heard of the wench till she got shot, probably in some kind of goth publicity stunt. First of all, Paki-land isn't even in the Middle East. It's in South-East Asia. That means curry-munching, call-centre-staffing Injuns, not ragheaded sand negroes. The fact that you'd make such a basic error shows that you must be very ignorant and close-minded indeed.
                            Also, she wasn't trying to stop a war. That charming little President (not General, President) Musharraf fellow had everything nicely under control and everyone was happy until that Bhutthead bint came along and started stirring people up with her militant Islamofeminist rhetoric. I hope she's happy now.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                            • #15
                              Re: Benazir Bhutto is rude

                              I had heard of, and admired her before she was killed. Sorry for my incorrect use of 'The Middle East'.
                              And as for your stop a war comment, I'm sure he did. I guess I did phrase it wrong. She wanted peace. Better?

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