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  • Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

    Devastating news! One of the presumably Godliest men on Earth, Steve Bannon, has lost his mind. This was confirmed a few hours ago by our own Godly Mr. President Donald Trump. This was preceded by the disastrous, personal slide into insanity, as Mr. Bannon started to accuse the Trump Dynasty of Treason against the United States of America, aka Jesus's Own Country! Verily, he used potty language to get his message of raving lunacy through!
    "The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor -- with no lawyers. They didn't have any lawyers," Bannon continued, according to the Guardian. "Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad s***, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately."
    Our own President, Mr. Donald Trump immediately realized the deterioration of Mr. Bannon's mental health:
    "Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my Presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind. Steve was a staffer who worked for me after I had already won the nomination by defeating seventeen candidates, often described as the most talented field ever assembled in the Republican party."
    It is now also crystal clear that Mr. Bannon caused the fall of Mr. Moore's campaign for the Senate in Alabama. This was also told by President Mr. Trump!
    "Now that he is on his own, Steve is learning that winning isn't as easy as I make it look. Steve had very little to do with our historic victory, which was delivered by the forgotten men and women of this country. Yet Steve had everything to do with the loss of a Senate seat in Alabama held for more than thirty years by Republicans. Steve doesn't represent my base -- he's only in it for himself.
    Now, we all thought that Mr. Bannon was a True Christian™. Apparently, we were wrong (1 Thessalonians 2:11?). Had he been Saved®, he would never have uttered such filth.



    1 John 3:9
    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

    Mr. Bannon has sinned against the representative of Jesus on Earth, President Trump. He cannot have been born of God. We must pray that he comes to his senses, that he has not yet committed the unforgivable sin (Matthew 12:31) and that he returns unto the bosom of Jesus before it is too late for him. These are sad days, which fortunately means that the End of Times is near and Jesus will demolish this Earth very very soon (Revelation 16:20). Praise Him!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • #2
    Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

    Thank you Brother for a detailed and insightful post.

    It sure is nice to have something on the front page that isn't tax plan this, or net neutrality that, or lead in the water, or erosion of voting rights, or opioids or trashing our healthcare, environment and civil liberties. Yawn...

    The people don't want that fake news, they want all the space crowded out with he-said, she-said cat fights between the WWE-equivalents of our political system. I am hitting the refresh button on Twitter like a rat hooked up to a morphine drip waiting to hear Mr. Bannon's response and what other Republican personalities say about eachother. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

      In that new fangled book, apparently Brannon said Trump is losing his mind as well. Which one are Christians supposed to side with if this issue makes it to court? I love Trump, but I also appreciate Brannon and Brietbart News's sincerity with delivering honest content! I need this conflict resolved. I need a pastor or elder for guidance please.

      Do you mean to tell me that Bannon lied to us? What's next? Is he a Muslim? Or worse, a Hillary Supporter in disguise? Ugh!!!!!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

        Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
        Which one are Christians supposed to side with if this issue makes it to court?
        President Trump is our leader, put there by God. We are required to believe him.

        Further more, President Trump is a very truthful man. He owns several Bibles and goes to church on both Christmas and Easter. I don't know whether Mr. Bannon goes to church on Christmas and Easter or not.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

          My apologies....I'm just in a bit of shock. I always regarded Steve Bannon as a man who loved God and believed him to be an honest,
          Kind, caring soul. Learning that he has been saying hurtful things about Trump is....shocking to me. I never thought of Steve Bannon, owner of Breitbart News to be a hateful evil deceitful person.

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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

            Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
            My apologies....I'm just in a bit of shock. I always regarded Steve Bannon as a man who loved God and believed him to be an honest,
            Kind, caring soul. Learning that he has been saying hurtful things about Trump is....shocking to me. I never thought of Steve Bannon, owner of Breitbart News to be a hateful evil deceitful person.
            Bannon is a cracker-munching, whore-worshiping, pedophile-supporting Catholic.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

              No wonder God doesn't want him in a position of authority! Romans 13:1-4

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

                This is terrible news. How could we all been so fooled? Clearly, all that is gold does not glisten like his sweaty paunch. Satan is going to have a trying time boiling all of his tired blubbery mess in the Lake of Fire!

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray for Steve Bannon's Sanity!

                  HOLD THE FRONT PAGES! Steve Bannon walked back some of his comments. What could this all mean? Time to ask the pundits and discuss the minutia. Who's got time to report on the consequences of the tax plan? Old news.
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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