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This Day in History: January 17th
1377 - Pope Gregory XI moves the Papal crime syndicate headquarters back to Rome after 70 years in Avignon, France. Presumably, he decided that Catholicism was gay enough, and that living in France was a bit on the nose.
1893 - Godly American businessmen overthrow the monarch of Hawaii, Lili'uokalani (allegedly a Queen, though, as you can see by the above picture, this might just mean drag queen).
1899 - Typical criminal Italian and Papist Al Capone is born.
1917 - The United States buys the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million. This is the last time to date that the U.S. has acquired new territory. What the hell happened? Manifest Destiny has NOT been finished yet! Perhaps our territorial stagnation is why God has cursed us with so many liberals.
1922 - Liberal "actress" and current old person Betty White is born.
1929 - Vegeterian propaganda character Popeye makes his comic strip debut.
1942 - Muhammad Ali, the black nationalist, Vietnam draft dodger, and Nation of Islam cultist most famous for boxing (taking advantage of his negro predilection for violence) is born.
1945 - With murderous Soviets closing in, the SS begins the evacuation of the Auschwitz summer camp, cutting short the vacations of thousands of Jews.
1964 - Michael LaVaughn Robinson, later known as "Michelle Obama," is born in the negro shithole of Chicago. His family proudly announces "It's a boy!"
1977 - Shout glory! The US resumes executing criminals after a 10-year hiatus as murderer Gary Gilmore is killed by firing squad in Utah. The heathen Mormons like to play fast and loose with the Bible, but they sure don't shy away from the parts about violence.
1992 - The Jap Prime Minister visits South Korea and officially apologizes for using Korean women as sex slaves during World War II.
Typical Godless slant, he tries to apologize for their misdeeds and completely misses the mark, saying sorry for something that is not wrong at all (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Where's OUR apology for Pearl Harbor?
1998 - The Drudge Report breaks the Monica Lewinsky scandal, surprising literally no one. The liberals tend to forget that Slick Willy Blythe, alias "Bill Clinton," before taking advantage of his much younger intern, had already been sued for sexual harassment perpetrated during his governorship of Arkansas. To date, he has been accused by multiple other women. #BelieveAllWomen, unless they're accusing a prominent Democrat. Typical liberal hypocrisy.
1893 - Godly American businessmen overthrow the monarch of Hawaii, Lili'uokalani (allegedly a Queen, though, as you can see by the above picture, this might just mean drag queen).
1899 - Typical criminal Italian and Papist Al Capone is born.
1917 - The United States buys the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million. This is the last time to date that the U.S. has acquired new territory. What the hell happened? Manifest Destiny has NOT been finished yet! Perhaps our territorial stagnation is why God has cursed us with so many liberals.
1922 - Liberal "actress" and current old person Betty White is born.
1929 - Vegeterian propaganda character Popeye makes his comic strip debut.
1942 - Muhammad Ali, the black nationalist, Vietnam draft dodger, and Nation of Islam cultist most famous for boxing (taking advantage of his negro predilection for violence) is born.
1945 - With murderous Soviets closing in, the SS begins the evacuation of the Auschwitz summer camp, cutting short the vacations of thousands of Jews.
1964 - Michael LaVaughn Robinson, later known as "Michelle Obama," is born in the negro shithole of Chicago. His family proudly announces "It's a boy!"
1977 - Shout glory! The US resumes executing criminals after a 10-year hiatus as murderer Gary Gilmore is killed by firing squad in Utah. The heathen Mormons like to play fast and loose with the Bible, but they sure don't shy away from the parts about violence.
1992 - The Jap Prime Minister visits South Korea and officially apologizes for using Korean women as sex slaves during World War II.
Typical Godless slant, he tries to apologize for their misdeeds and completely misses the mark, saying sorry for something that is not wrong at all (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Where's OUR apology for Pearl Harbor?1998 - The Drudge Report breaks the Monica Lewinsky scandal, surprising literally no one. The liberals tend to forget that Slick Willy Blythe, alias "Bill Clinton," before taking advantage of his much younger intern, had already been sued for sexual harassment perpetrated during his governorship of Arkansas. To date, he has been accused by multiple other women. #BelieveAllWomen, unless they're accusing a prominent Democrat. Typical liberal hypocrisy.
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