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  • At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

    People need to do what they can to help the nation's food and energy crisis. The best way to prevent corn rationing is to limit consumption to begin with. When the shortage really hits, hopefully you all have enough popcorn stored up to last a few years. I hear corn flakes have a pretty long shelf life, too.

    Analyst Predicts Corn Rationing In 2008
    03-31-2008


    NEW YORK — A BB&T Capital Markets analyst said Monday corn rationing may be necessary this year, following a U.S. Department of Agriculture report predicting farmers would plant far fewer acres of corn in 2008. According to the March Prospective Plantings Report, farmers intend to plant about 86 million acres of corn this year, down 8 percent from 2007, when the amount of corn planted was the highest since World War II.


    Analyst Heather L. Jones said in a note to investors if the USDA estimate proves accurate, the year may produce just 200 million bushels of corn. That, she said, wouldn't be enough to meet demand, given current export and feed demand trends and higher ethanol demand. Both ethanol and animal feed are made with corn. "That is an untenable inventory demand, in our opinion," she said. "Consequently, we believe demand must be rationed or there needs to be a big supply response from other growing regions of the world."


    The plantings report caused nervousness among meat producers and food makers who spent last year struggling to offset higher corn costs. Even though acreage was high, demand for ethanol and need overseas pushed prices to record levels. Jones said she expects corn prices to rise even more, especially if unfavorable weather damages any of the crop. The report delivered some promising news for meat producers, who also use soybeans to make feed. Farmers estimated they will plant 74.8 million acres of soybeans, up 18 percent from 2007. But that might not bring much relief, Jones said, since corn is still the primary feed ingredient.

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    Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

    Small popcorn at the movies: Would that be that shrimpy sized one that's only as big as a bushel basket?

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      Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      People need to do what they can to help the nation's food and energy crisis. The best way to prevent corn rationing is to limit consumption to begin with. When the shortage really hits, hopefully you all have enough popcorn stored up to last a few years. I hear corn flakes have a pretty long shelf life, too.

      We need to stop using corn and soybeans as animal feed. Grass fed cattle and swine and free-range poultry produce leaner, more flavorful meat. Grass finishing instead of feedlots and cages is better for the animals while they're alive and better for the folks who eat them.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

        I prefer the chocolate-covered popcorn with lots of salt, so I take my own anyway.

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          Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

          How about chocolate-coating those ticks and chiggers you bring in with the laundry

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            Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

            I've got a popcorn maker in my car and my driver makes it on the way.

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              Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

              YUM, LBC Fear Factor on channel 4!
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                How about chocolate-coating those ticks and chiggers you bring in with the laundry
                I'll bring some just for you since you seem to love them so much, you can't stop talking about them.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  YUM, LBC Fear Factor on channel 4!
                  Bible Fear Factor is way better than that watered-down liberal junk! Praise Jesus for Godly television.

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                    Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                    I'll bring some just for you since you seem to love them so much, you can't stop talking about them.
                    I hear that Chocolate-coating and Eating insects gives one Class.
                    I understand the Filthy Rich are quite fond of Chocolate-coated ants and grasshoppers (this is True).

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                      Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      You know what I hate about these reports? They throw all kinds of numbers at you that nobody understands; and they throw all these analysts at you that blather a bunch of crap. And at the end of the day it's those damn farmers doing all the complaining.

                      Those bastards haven't pulled their weight in years. It's corn for Christ's sake; that's what injuns eat. It's just another ploy to get us to pay for something that nobody wants anway.

                      I mean read the story. They're talking about using corn as gas. Have you ever heard anything as stupid in your life; who would put corn in their gas tank?

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                      • #12
                        Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        I hear that Chocolate-coating and Eating insects gives one Class.

                        Go for it - what have you got to lose?

                        I understand the Filthy Rich are quite fond of Chocolate-coated ants and grasshoppers (this is True).
                        While I'd eat bugs if I were on the verge of starvation and they were the only food available, they're not going to be my first menu choice when I go out to dinner.
                        You can have the fleas in caramel sauce - I'll have the crawfish bisque.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                          While I'd eat bugs if I were on the verge of starvation and they were the only food available, they're not going to be my first menu choice when I go out to dinner.
                          You can have the fleas in caramel sauce - I'll have the crawfish bisque.
                          Crawfish are arthropods, just as much as fleas are (that is, if you accept sick-ular taxonomy instead of Godly baraminology).
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                            Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Crawfish are arthropods, just as much as fleas are (that is, if you accept sick-ular taxonomy instead of Godly baraminology).
                            Crawfish are arthropods, as are shrimp, crabs, and lobsters - so what? I happen to like crustaceans (bivalves, and certain cephalopods and gastropods too, for that matter).
                            I just don't care for the idea of becoming an insectivore unless it's absolutely necessary.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              Re: At the movies: SMALL POPCORN ONLY, PEOPLE!



                              If they were good enough for Jackie-O, they're good enough for SUV.

                              I wonder how they'd go atop my Home-Baked, Biblically-Correct Dungbread? So full of protein! Feel (and listen to) the crunch!

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